Space Pirates 3: Russel's Revenge by Amber Riel (sad books to read .txt) 📕

What are we going to do?"
Saphire had to think before answering. She thought about who could help them and she knew who would be good, but she knew that Gregory wasn't going to enjoy the thought of working with a certain person. "I want you to get Zelda to help," she replied after a moment of thinking.
"You want to work with that pirate again?" he asked in disbelief. He hated working with that pirate. He couldn't stand to be in the same room with her. She irritated him.
"Yes."
"You know, she probably won't do anything," he pointed out. He didn't want to work with Zelda.
"She kept her promises once," Saphire reminded him. She understood that Gregory didn't like Zelda. She knew that Zelda had more enemies than anyone else, and Gregory was one of them.
"Once.... That don't mean she'll do it again."
"I think she will."
"I don't think that we should take that risk."
Saphire knew that Gregory hated Zelda. She hated Zelda, but she knew that Zelda could help them. "Just try. Okay?"
Gregory didn't want to, but he didn't feel like agruing. "Okay." Interrupting a Wedding

Olivia and John were on the deck of the Black Velvet waiting for Zelda. Olivia was wearing a purple top with a kind of long black skirt which was kind of torn at the bottom. She was wearing black high heels which were long and started to make her feet hurt.
John was wearing a white shirt with a black tux with torn sleeves and black dress pants. He was wearing his kind of nice black boots. "What's taking her forever?" he asked, kind of impatient. He wanted the day just to go ahead and get over with. He had a nice speech prepared as the best man and brother of the groom and he couldn't wait to say it. "Zelda's never this late unless to she's looking for a bottle of rum."
"She's probably nervous," Olivia reasured him. She knew that he was excited for Zelda and Ben that he wanted to say that speech which he wrote for them. "It is her wedding day."
"Yea."
Zelda tried walking out of the captain's office in the white high heels which she was wearing. She hated high heels because they bothered her and she walk in them. The white wedding gown that she was wearing, actually, was covering the heels, and the veal was hanging off of her hair to keep her bun from coming undone. The bottom of the dress was kind of torn and looked dirty. "This is the last time that anyone's going to see me in a dresss," she told them as she tried to make her way over to them.
Olivia smiled. "You look good, Zelda."
"John, from a man's point of view how do I look?" Zelda asked. "I look terrible don't I," she said, before John could open his mouth to say anything.
"Actually," John admitted, "you look lovely."
"Thanks."
"Can we go now?"
"Yea."
They left the ship.


Scott and Paul were walking around the city on Brass because Scott had forgot to get a pastor and he needed to get one fast. Paul was helping him look for a pastor.
"Why didn't you get a pastor yesterday?" Paul asked.
"Because I forgot." Scott felt like an idiot for not getting a pastor before it was to late. "Don't tell the captain or Ben because they'll both kill me."
Paul looked at a guy. The guy was holding a Bible the King James version, and he was dressed like he was ready for church. His suit was nice and looked new. He had nice dressed shoes which were shinny. He seemed to be a pretty deciet guy. "Hey, I think that he's a pastor. He sure looks like one."
Scott looked at the same guy, and he had to agree with Paul. "Maybe he is."
They walked over to the guy. The guy looked at them and realized that they weren't wearing nice clothes as he was. They looked kind of like bums and that made him feel bad for them. He could tell from the way that they were dressed that they were troubled.
"Are you a pastor?" Scott asked.
"Yea," the guy answered.
"Okay. Good. Can you marry our friends?"
"Yea. When?"
Scott really didn't want to answer that question but he had to. "In a minute."
"IN A MINUTE!" the pastor exclaimed. He was surprised at how much of a late notice that was.
Scott didn't want to explain, but he was talking to a pastor, and he didn't want to lie to the guy. He thought that God would strike him with lightning for lying to a pastor. "I was suppose to all ready had got a pastor," he admitted, "but I forgot."
"Okay." The pastor understood and decided to help Scott and Paul out.
"What are their names?"
"Zelda Samara Griffen and Ben Adam Skull."
The names scared the pastor. He knew that they were pirates and was afraid to be around them. He also remembered that Zelda and Ben had showed up at Saphire and Daniel's wedding, drunk. "PIRATES!" he exclaimed in fear. "No. I'm sorry, but I can't...."
"Please, dude," Scott begged, "I mean sir. Just this once. I swear."
"Okay." The pastor started praying to himself. "Please, Lord, don't let anything bad happen to me. I trust that you'll protect me. Amen."


Scott, the pastor, and Paul walked onto the White Rose. Everyone was waiting for Zelda, John, and Olivia. Scott introduced the pastor to Ben. Max was sitting next was sitting next to Ben.
Ben was wearing a black tux and a white shirt and black dress pants. He wore black boots as well. The sleeves of his tux was kind of torn.
Max was wearing a white collar with black bow tie on it. He was watching as people walked by. He missed Zelda and was waiting for her to show up.
"Look, I'm going to have to make this fast," the pastor lied to Ben because he was too afraid about being on a ship full of pirates and two over sized wild animals, but he didn't let Ben know, "because I have some wheres I have to be in an hour."
"Okay." Ben walked away.


Zelda and Olivia had their arms locked with John's arms. They couldn't walk in their heels, and they were using John as a way to keep them from falling, hurting themselves, or killing themselves. While they were walking to the White Rose, they ran into Will.
They realized that he wasn't dressed like a prince. Well, he had his black pants on and his red silk shirt didn't have sleeves anymore. They were torn off to make the shirt a tanktop. "Well, you two make a cute couple," he told Zelda and John. He hadn't realized that Olivia was there.
"WHAT?!" Olivia shouted, ticked off.
Zelda dropped her mouth in disbelief. She couldn't believe that anyone would ask that. She did love John, but not in that way. "I'm not his wife. I will never be his wife."
"Yea," John agreed. Zelda and John had a brother/sister kind of relationship and well Zelda was going to be his sister-in-law with in the next 20 minutes. "She's getting married to my brother, which will make her my sister-in-law."
"Yea." Zelda pointed to Olivia. "She's his girlfriend but the way."
"Well, then why are ya'lls arms locked together?"
"Because me and Olivia can't walk in heels and he's the only person that can keep us from falling.... Now, why are you here?" Zelda had forgotten that Will was sentence to jail and she wondered why he wasn't on Blaze.
"I would like to become a pirate," Will declared.
Zelda just remembered why he wasn't on Blaze and remembered why he was suppose to be in jail. She didn't believe him. She broke away from John and tried to walk over to Will without falling. "You want to become a pirate? I don't think so, budy."
Olivia did the same as Zelda. She believed him, on the other hand. "But, Zelda, he's hot."
Zelda was shocked at how Olivia would something like that with John five inches away. "And your boyfriend's right there."
Olivia shook her head. "Come on, Zelda. Just give him a chance," she whispered.
"No. He tried to destroy us space pirates. Correction he tried to destroy the universe. Someone can't just go from Sweeny Todd to Barney. It just don't happen."
"How's this? He can be on my crew."
Zelda took a breath. "Okay. Fine," she said, giving up. She turned to face Will. "You can be on Olivia's crew," she told him.
"Ooo. Because he's on my crew can he go to your wedding?" Olivia asked.
Zelda rolled her eyes. "You're also allowed to come to my wedding."
They walked to the ship.


John helped Olivia and Zelda walk over to the wall of the ship. "You wait here," he told them. He turned his attention to Will. He had to agree with Zelda, he didn't trust Zelda, but he didn't want to get into a fight with Olivia. "Go and pick a seat, if you can," he told Will.
Will walked onto the ship.
"Okay. I'm going to see if they're ready." John started to walk away. He remembered something and stopped walking. He turned to face the girls. "Oh yea. Zelda, who did you want me to get to walk you down the isle?"
"Austin Powers." Zelda chose Austin, because like Ben, he was one of the guys she knew the longest. He was like an older brother to her and she didn't feel right if she chose someone else to walk her down the isle.
"Okay." John started walking to the ship.


Ben was almost ready to walk to the front of the deck. He was nervous. John walked over to him.
"Are you ready?" John asked.
"Yea. How does she look?"
John smiled. "She looks like a princess," he admitted. "She was forced to invite Will. So if you see him don't get mad."
"Okay. Can you tell her that we have to hurry up because the pastor has to be somewhere in an hour?"
"Okay. I just have to get Austin first." John walked away.


The girls were waiting for John and Austin to show up so they could go on the ship. Zelda was excited and nervous. "I can't wait. I'm going to be Mrs. Zelda Samara Skull. Just like I've always dreamed."
"Are you nervous?"
"Yes. But who isn't on their wedding day?"
John and Austin walked off the ship and over to the girls.
John walked over to Olivia and locked arms with her. "They're waiting for us, love," he told her. He turned to Zelda. "Ben said that the pastor has to be some where in an hour, so you'll have to hurry. Okay?"
John and Olivia went onto the ship.
Austin followed them, then walked back to Zelda. "It's our turn, captain," he told her, locking arms with her. They started walking to