Mystery in my cosy little town by true.vampire.witch (best memoirs of all time txt) 📕

reluctantly decided to help the boys even though they deserve whatever Heather is doing to them, but they’re going to owe me big time for this so they can’t do anything to me or I’d tell Heather and let her take care of them. By the time I got there Heather had both the boys hanging by their feet from the ceiling. I hid behind the wall for a little but couldn’t take it anymore and ran and got my camera, like I said sometimes I just can’t help myself. I walked out with my camera and laughed and then Edward said, “Call her off please” he said sounding as if all hope was lost because it was up me.
“Yeah pl- pl- please call her off we’re really sorry.” Jessy said. I knew he was but I knew Edward well enough to know that he’d say he was sorry but wouldn’t mean it so I pretended to think about it. I stole a glance at Heather who was smiling viciously at me and nodded. (It was as if she knew what I was thinking) I told the boys what my terms were if I was going to let them off the hook I had a few things listed:
1. I get to take a picture of them like this and put it on the internet
2. They have to wear dresses and makeup and I get to take a picture and put that on the internet too.
3. Can’t play mean tricks on me anymore. And last but not least:
4. They have to shower in what they made shower in for one whole school day, without a real shower until the end of that school day. So they can get a taste of what it felt like to have that done to you.
They reluctantly agreed afraid of what Heather might do to them if they didn’t. So I got some of my revenge but that was just the beginning of it.
Chapter

2

The next morning I had a very bad headache so I had my new maids, in dresses, get me an aspirin and some water. Tess my other annoyance sometimes but you gotta love them, when she came over after school to see what the heck was going on with me so I told her and she laughed when she saw Jessy, but when she saw Edward she scowled so hard I thought her face was going to permanently stay that way but when I explained why I dressed him up like that she let up and gave a little giggle.
“So…” she said still unsure of how to react to seeing her knight in shining armor in a dress “Seriously what did they do that made Heather allow you to do this to them?”
“Do you really wanna know?” I said a little unsure of whether to tell her or not in the end I ended up telling her, like usual.
“NO WAY, THEY HOOKED THE SHOWER UP TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSLE?!” she said in a voice I’ve never heard her use, it was pure discussed. “THAT’S DISCUSTING!!”
“Yeah think.” I said getting a little annoyed “I’m the one who had to bath in it for all of 5 seconds because, it took a that long for the shower to get the garbage out of the head and then of course as a normal reaction I looked up to see why the shower was not working and it got all over my face it was gross!” I squealed disgust strongly detected in my voice.
“So are you going to school tomorrow?” she asked still uneasy to see Edward like that.
“Of course I’m probably going to be better for that dumb test Mr. Mason is planning and I missed the review. UGH, it always happens to me!” I said so mad that had such a stupid, mean teacher.
“I’m sure he’ll give you an extra day to study.” Tess said sympathetically.
“Maybe” I said doubtfully. “He expects you to be ready even if you were sick the day before, if you’re not sick the day of the test he’ll expect you to take it that day. Man Tess if only I had your teacher then I wouldn’t have to worry too much about the test but it worked out like this so now I have a test to take tomorrow.” Just then my cell rang and guess who it was Jessy and Edward hiding in the Men’s room begging not asking but begging to take off the dresses just for school but I said no. This is ganna be the best day of my life to see them get so embarrassed I can’t wait till tomorrow, but then again I’m ganna have to take that test. Oh well getting an F won’t be that bad because of what the boys will have to endure, and I get to witness it ALL! When Tess left I forgot to tell her to bring the most important part of my plan and it involved pictures and the internet.
“Tess I just had to call you before school today.” I said excitement clear within my voice.
“What’s so important Jane that you had to call me now, it’s so early I could’ve slept for another twenty minutes.” She said a little anger in her tired voice.
“Bring your camera today!” I said all my excitement clear in my voice.
“Why?” She said sounding more interested.
“Just bring it.” I said almost pleading, almost. “I promise you’ll laugh until your lungs implode!”
“Well… O.K.” She said a little bit of suspicion in her voice.
“Hey, Jane.” Tess said out of breath “Sorry I’m late I missed my mom this morning.” “That’s O.K.” I said so exited for today’s event.
It took us a half hour to get to school today because the crossing guard was sick and the cars were not stopping for us. I was late again today shocker there, but there was a real shocker today.
We got a new student. He was dressed like a Goth person, but a very cute Goth at that, he wore a black T-shirt, black jeans, black leather jacket and the most gorgeous dark black hair. It wasn’t greasy like most of the guys here who have black hair; it was spiky and really hot.
The seat next to me was the only one left in the class because I was not popular at all and I wasn’t expecting to even be talked to by this really hot guy, so when my Science teacher Mr. Mattson told him to sit next to me I expected him to just like everyone else take one look at me and tense knowing that I may be the one to totally decimate there social life if they even talked to me. He didn’t though he walked toward me and then stopped except he didn’t tense he stopped and smiled. I was so shocked at this that I couldn’t do anything so I just smiled back. By the time he sat down I got my senses back and said to myself he just doesn’t know about you being the leper of the school yet, so don’t do anything stupid, don’t do anything stupid. He looked at me and I just glanced to make it look like I wasn’t that interested and was just looking at him like everyone in the school looks at a new student. I didn’t think he would talk to me and I was right, at least for the moment.
I glanced around and it looked like he was the new fling all the girls were staring and I could tell that Maria (the girl who thinks she is all that and no guy can resist her if she tried to get him) was ready to get him alone and flirt and try to get him to ask her out. I knew she was going to do that because she was applying her really red lipstick to make her lips look fuller and in her words “more kissable.”
“O.K. class,” Mr. Mattson said “… we are going to do a lab today on how plants develop without light. Your lab partner is going to be the person sitting next to you!” I could hear the excitement in his voice.
OH GOD! I thought.
“I will give you your plants and you need to find a way to get together this weekend and do the lab. IF you have no way of getting together see me after class, and I will figure out what you will do for your lab then.”
“Jane, I know how you like to work alone but you will have to work with Stephen, O.K.?”
I nodded in response.

Chapter
3
The bell finally rang and I got all my stuff and was heading to the door when a hand touched my shoulder I felt and electric current type shock zing through my body. I screamed and dropped all my stuff and turned around slowly and it was him who had touched me and I had to make a fool of myself by screaming. I bent down quickly to try to avoid looking him in the eye I stayed down and was saying sorry over and over again.
I glanced up and I could tell he was trying not to laugh, my temper flared. He bent over and tried to help me pick up my books but because of him trying not to laugh at me, my temper was still very high and I snapped.
“You’re helping me why?” I said angry giving him my most piercing glare.
He immediately lost all hummer in his eyes and he mumbled sorry.
I felt bad that I snapped “Sorry.” I said feeling kind of stupid. “I’m just not used to having people help me it’s usually the complete opposite.” I said.
“It’s O.K.” He said.
He seemed very understanding. “No it’s not O.K., I’m sorry. It’s just ugh…” I had to think about what I was going to say next. “I’m… I’m the leper of the school, O.K.? If you didn’t notice nobody talks to me if they’re doing anything to me they are trying to humiliate me and most of the time they succeed. I just wasn’t expecting anyone to touch me and your hand kind of shocked me … literally” god i sounded stupid, so when I saw a hint of shock in his eyes at least I think it was shock, it could’ve been anger too. I sighed “I’m rambling, sorry.” I said. I could feel my face getting hot so I grabbed my books and left. “Sorry I’ve got to go, I’m going to be late for class.”
“And why would that be a problem?” He asked.
I could tell he was about to laugh or giggle or whatever guys call giggling but I told him anyway kind of like how I talk to Tess.
“Because I’m always late to class I can’t be late again.” At this he laughed. “Hey would you stop.” I said pouting a little.
“Sorry. You better go if you don’t want to be late.” He said
“Yeah, I probably should.” I said reluctant but still knowing that he was right.
“Hey what’s your name again?” I asked hoping he wouldn’t think that I was sounding desperate.
He looked down I didn’t know if he didn’t want to tell me or if he was scared about what I would think about his name.
“My name is Stephen.” He said it more or less reluctant. “I can’t remember yours either, what is it?”
“Umm…, my name is Jane.” I said my embarrassment flaring because I had to think about what my name was.
“Oh.” He said “That’s