Let's Rant! by Reylinn Sutcliff (i love reading txt) 📕

 I am so sick of flirts. They are every where. And the worst part? They are like cockroaches. Where there is one, there is many.

I get it, though. You see a "pretty girl" with long hair, black combat boots, black jeans, and a hoodie and your first thought it, "I should say some derrogatory things to make this girl want to beat me up."

Am I right?

No?

Oh, well that is what SEEMS to go through your mind.

I mean, again, where is the respect these days? You don't bark at a girl unless you want her to flip you off. You dont respond with "Anytime any place" when a girl says "Fuck you."

You don't catcall. You politely, like a gentleman, open a door for this young lady, or you nicely ask her name. You don't act like a sex driven douche bag who wants nothing more to get in someones pants.

I mean seriously. To all you males out there: start thinking with your upstairs brain. Your penis should not make desicions for you.

Girls (at least the ones that are worth something) do not like perverted guys. I mean, if you are dating a guy and he is a bit of a perv, that's one thing. But when a random guy comes up to you and decides he can just puts his hands all over you, that's a TOTALLY different thing.

Do something like that, and you will find yourself with broken fingers, my friend.

 Alright, let's have some straight up honesty here. What do you guys think of me?

Because recently, I have found out (from rumors, mind you), that I-

1.) Am a slut

2.) Need a better music tatse (I hate this one. I love my music, thank you.)

3.) Too tall (Whatever that means)

4.) Flirt with everyone

5.) A dork cause I like anime (I honestly think this one should be a compliment)

And a few other things. Now, see, I know I am cocky. I know I am mean, and violent. I know I am soooo very sarcastic and have a very dark sense of humor. I know I act a bit like a guy and hang around males more than females. *shrugs* Sue me. That's just who I am.

So anyhow, what are your guys' opinions? Honestly? I am sick of secrets so ._.

 Okay so recently, and amigo of mine contributed a couple of rants to this book. Here is one.

"I have a fellow classmate in high school who will bitch about anything and everything. The weather, the temperature, how many times he jacks off? Seriously? NO one needs to know that. This guy is like the stereotypical teenage girl to the extreme. And if anyone dares to try to stop him or contradict him in any way, he will say "Person, Imma slap you so hard." This makes me want to give him a foot long to the face. But that's not all. He will probe into your life, and ask you questions from if you've had a phone to if you've watched porn! Seriously? This makes me wish it was the 60s so i could knock his block off and they'd say "Boys will be boys." "

......Can we just have a moment of silence for this friend of mine? I mean, dealing with people like this and having the self control to NOT hurt this dude.... that's talent, right there.

But seriously, on to the ranting. First of all, this guy my friend mentioned (we are gonna call him.... Pedo. Cause he seems like one.) Alright so Pedo needs to realize that NOBODY CARES HOW MANY TIMES YOU JACK OFF. If any of you reading this feel the urge to tell people how many times you jack off, please go sit in a corner and think about life because NO. THAT IS JUST A WHOLE LOT OF NOPE RIGHT THERE. It's great and all that you jack off, but-news flash- nobody cares! I know that may come as a shock, but it's true!

Second, the whole "Person, imma slap you so hard" comment? Reeeeeeaaaaally? Are ya sure? Cause you seem like the type of guy who is all bark and no bite. I mean, do you even know how to throw a punch correctly? Probably not. Also, if someone is telling you about a problem they got with you, you don't say things like that. You listen. And if you don't like what they have to say, you walk away. Stop with the empty threats and obnoxiousness.

Third..... Dearest Pedo, if you are reading this by any chance- YOU DO NOT PROBE INTO PEOPLES LIVES. Doing things like that just screams "I am immature, creepy, probably worship Selena Gomez, and am very insecure." I mean, if you have known the person a while or whatever, it's not as weird. But just popping off with questions like "So, hey. You watch porn?" is totally not cool. Actually, that is a good way to get beat up (at least it is if you live where I live.)

So, my lovely readers, I ask you to step back and take a good look at yourself. If you are ANYTHING like Pedo, you may want to make some serious changes.

Or not. I mean, I guess it's up to you. You could either be cool, or a totally gross freak. Your choice completely.

Alright so first, some of you know that I am learning Japanese. Well, there is this guy. We will call him "Dick" for now, because that is exactly what he is- an arrogant dick. So, I am in a class session and Watanabe Sensei is letting us speak so she can hear our intonations, and Dick wont turn off his mic! He keeps trying to teach /with/ sensei! Well this guy was in karate. So because Dick was in karate and has learned some Japanese, he thinks he somehow knows more than us peasants.

Bro. I have been watching anime for a while now. I spent my summer break studying Japanese. I spend a lot of time working on the intonations and hand writing. Where do you find the AUDACITY to act like you are better than me somehow? I mean, you can HEAR the arrogance in Dicks voice. I just can't STAND THIS GUY.

Just..... why do people have to be so arrogant?

 OKAY SO RECENTLY I HAVE NOTICED THAT LIKE NONE OF THE WORLDS POPULATION KNOWS WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS.

A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT HAVING A PERSON TO TOUCH AND KISS AND USE AS AN ACCESORY OR SEX TOY.

IF YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS, YOU NEED HELP.

I am sorry guys but I am SICK and TIRED of seeing people be in a relationship for two days, exchange "I love you"'s like those three words don't mean anything, and then leaving eachother because they got "bored" or whatever.

No

No

No

No

No

Okay so first off, never ever ever ever ever EVER say "I love you" to someone unless you mean it with your entire being. You don't just like that person, you would DIE for that person. You know a lot about the person, you TRUST that person with your heart, you would do anything for that person, you love that persons good qualities AND their flaws you LOVE THEM. You don't just say it cause you're in a relationship! You say it cause you mean it! And you don't just throw those eight letters around whenever. You- again guys- say it WHEN YOU MEAN IT.

Second, a relationship is so much more than what society makes it. It is having another half- a best friend. A person to share everything with and be with and never get tired of. The word "relationship" is not just a status. It's an actual /thing/ and it's amazing. Relationships are amazing if you are with the right person. I know because I have seen people in the right releationship before and it is one of the most beautiful things ever to exist.

Oh, and, in a relationship, you should NOT try to make your significant other jealous. If you feel the need to do that, you are obviously not mature enough for a relationship. If you feel jealous because your boyfriend or girlfriend did something that made you jealous, TELL THEM. TELL THEM AND IF THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT.

Another thing that shows they aren't worth it- if they cheat on you, look at other people, flirt with other people, or anything like that. Guys, do not stay in a relationship if you constantly feel jealius and insecure cause your companion is being a player. Those relationships are really bad for you.

And if you