my life by jojo14 (book club suggestions txt) 📕

on Scylla and Isaac!” I yelled. They came running out of the room. We got to the mall and I hopped out of the car. I felt my phone vibrate. I opened it up and looked at the message. It was an email from Jacob. Tears came to my eyes as I read it.
‘Hey beautiful. Give Isaac a kiss for me. I got your email. I’m so happy. I think it’s a girl ;) I miss you guys so much. I can’t wait to see your faces. I love you, baby. I have to go now. Xoxo-Jacob.’ Oh gosh, I miss him. I put my phone in my pocket and got Isaac out of the car. We went to the baby store first. I picked out some cute little dresses and Scylla went crazy as hell on baby clothes. “ISABEL! I NEED TO GET YOU THESE ONES FOR THE BABY! SHE’S GOING TO LOOK FUCKING CUTE IN IT! AWW I LOVE THIS BABY ALREADY! OH I LOVE YOU GUYS!” she yelled and hugged me and Isaac. “Can’t. Breath.” I said. She let go and gave me her sorry face. I told Scylla everything if you were thinking that. She knows everything that’s going on with me. Me being goddess of everything and all. Scylla drags me to this shop with baby shirts that say stuff like ‘fuck off’ and stuff. Who in the hell would put that on there baby? That is just wrong. That word is just wrong. I felt like I was going to puke so I gave Scylla Isaac and ran to the nearest trashcan. After I get done puking my guts out, I get my toothbrush out and go to the restroom. These come in handy for times like this. After I get done brushing my teeth, I feel hungry. I hop over to the stupid store we were at and got Scylla and Isaac. “I’M FREAKING HUNGRY!” I yelled. We went to the food court. I acted like I was flying. Then I bumped into a hard chest. I looked up to a very amused Jake. I looked at each of my arms then put them back over to my side. “Yooouuu-son-of-a-beach. You just made my plain crash.” I mumbled. I walked away and looked around. “Scylla! I want a chocolate frosty with fries and a cheese burger without onions. I also want pizza with some skittles and a chocolate bar. I want lemonade with all that too. Then, get Isaac some chicken nuggets. You get whatever.” I said. She nodded her head and went off to get the order. I took Isaac and went to sit in an open table. I sat down and looked down at my belly. Gee, I already have a baby bump. I looked at Isaac sitting next to me. “Isaac, you know you’re going to have a little sister soon.” I said. Isaac looked up at me and frowned. “No! I wanna broder!” he yelled. I smirked at him. “Well, too bad!” I said happily. He pouted some more then got distracted by his awesome toy car. I heard someone clear there throat, but I already knew who it was. The big bad Jake. I looked up after three minutes of his freaking throat clearing. “What?!?” I asked/yelled. He looked a little shocked. “Gee, what got stuck up your vajayjay?” He asked. I stood up and pointed at my belly. “This.” I said and sat back down. Now he was even more shocked. He looked up at me angrily. “Y-you’re pregnant!” he yelled. I nodded my head slowly. “I didn’t know that till you pointed it out.” I said slowly. His eyes were filled with anger. “Why are you so mad, huh? You should be happy for your cousin and me.” I said. “I liked you before he did!” he yelled. I looked up. I knew he liked me, but I can’t help this. “I can’t help who my mate is. Werewolf’s only getting one mate, so if I rejected him, he’d be lonely for life. Plus, I wouldn’t throw away someone I love back, away. Sure, I had a little crush on you, but I got over it when I met Nancy. Just go back to her. You might like me, but you also got a mate out there. Don’t throw away your chances for someone that’s not your mate. Sure, it’s rare. But don’t give up. Now, Scylla’s coming back with some yummy stuff I’ve been wanting for a long time. Leave us!” I said. Scylla had three bags of food and set them on the table. She looked up at Jake and gave him her dirtiest look. “Where’s your girlfriend? Slapping babies around?” She asked. He gave her a dirty look and left. Scylla shrugged her shoulders and started digging in the bag. “Here are your chicken nuggets, Isaac-boo.” She said and gave him his food and drink. She looked up at me. “Here is your frosty with fries and a cheese burger without onions and pizza with some skittles and a peanut bar and lemonade with all that too. I didn’t get you a chocolate frosty or bar because dogs can’t have chocolate.” She said, nodding her head to herself. I wanted to punch her. I looked at my stuff and started to create my master piece. I open my cheese burger and put fries on top of it and added my peanut bar, skittles, and pizza along with the fries on top of my cheese burger. I lifted it up to my mouth and started eating it. Mmm, yum, delicious. I looked up to see Scylla and Isaac look at me in disgust. Aye, what I do?
TEN!

I woke up to a loud bump. Welp, they’re here. I had a vision last night that two troll guys where going to break in my house and kill me and Isaac. I was pissed at that. So Isaac is at Scylla’s and I’m here ready to beat some asses. Trolls are not ugly. They are very gorgeous. Well, the men. The women have some problems. I think you can be beautiful if you act the way. You can also be ugly. Like ass-face. Teehee. Anyways, I go out of bed and walked into the living room where they were. They where turned around and I made my smell be gone. So they think I’m gone. I looked at them. Wow, they were tall. They were speaking some kind of language. I can… understand it. That’s freaking awesome. I cleared my throat to let them know I was here. They turned around. I raised my eyebrow. “Do you guys want some coffee? It’s six am and I need to try and wake up.” I walked into the kitchen leaving them shocked. I put the coffee on and took three cups out of the cabinet. I turned around and looked at them. They were still a little shocked. I walked up to them and took both of there hands. They had really ruff hands. I bet they loved the feeling of my soft ones. I dragged them into the kitchen and made them sit down. I put the coffee in front of them. I sat down in my seat and tried to bring my feet to my belly, but the huge bump made me stop in my tracks. Yeah, my bump is huge. I’m five weeks pregnant. Zane was wrong. Because I’m the goddess of all, I have babies faster. I looked at the huge trolls with sad eyes. “Why are you trying to kill me?” I asked. They got out of there shock and stared at me. The blue one looked at me. “I don’t want you to take my thrown. So I have no choice.” He said with power in his voice. I looked at the tattoo on his arm. Oh… I looked at him and shook my head. “I’m not going to take your thrown. I know what the scrolls say, but I don’t care. You are going to be the leader of the trolls. I know you are a good one. I’m created to bring us all together. To be happy. For love to bloom.” I looked down at my belly and rubbed it. She was kicking really hard. I started to sing. It makes her calm. I started to sing she’s a butterfly by Martina Mcbride. She automatically calmed down. I looked up at the trolls. “To protect what we love. What we have. I am not taking your throne.” I said. They looked at each other and started to speak there language. I rolled my eyes and just listened to them. “What should we do my lord?” Asked the red one. The ‘lord’ looked at me, then at my belly and smiled a little. Oh, so it smiles. Shocking. He then looked at me. “Nothing.” He said in his language. I sighed. “Good” I said in there language. They looked at each other and smiled. I looked at the lord. “Can you buy me some chips?” I asked. The lord laughed and nodded his head to the red troll and told him to go buy me some potato chips. The red troll left to get me some chips. Oh, yeah humans can’t see what they really look like. Only me and other creatures. The lord dude looked at me then at the coffee on the table. He lifted up his big hand and took the coffee and drank some of it. Cool, trolls like coffee. All of a sudden he stopped drinking it and spit it everywhere. Or maybe they don’t. “What is this delicious drink!?” The lord dude asked. My mouth dropped open. “What in the hizales is your problem?!” I yelled. Lord dude looked at me and blinked twice. “Nothing, why?” he asked. I was about to yell at him tell I smelt some yummy chips. I looked over to the red troll that was standing by the door way. I got on my feet and sighed slowly then… attack! I jump on troll dude and rip the bag from him and got off him. Oh yeah. How do you like them plums?! I walked over to the cabinet and got a bowl out for the chips. I ripped the bag open with my teeth and put the chips in the bowl. Taking the bowl, I went to the fridge and got the jar of caramel out. I went to my spot at the table and sat down. “Red dude! Get the pickles outta the fridge!” I yelled. Red dude looked at me, then got up and got the pickles out of the fridge. He came back to his spot at the table and sat down. “By the way, my name isn’t red, it’s Sed.” He said. I took the pickles from his large hand. “Thanks red Sed.” I said. He rolled his eyes. I took my pickles and poured the caramel in it. Then I opened my jar of pickles and took out a pickle. I looked at the trolls. “Want some?” I asked. They smiled and said sure. The dipped there pickles in my special dip. They