mlp my dream world by joe bresina (bill gates books recommendations txt) 📕

other humans who perished in equestria soon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." "no shut up i will not die no, no nooooo!" i woke up vinyl at the bedside "joe are you ok i heard screaming." "yeah just one of those dreams." we shrugged it off and i went to the shops in canterlot and tried to find a new sound system for vinyl.Then i saw it the ultimate bass system of the year and it was just in my price range for vinyl "i will take that bass system for my wife and wrap it if you could please." "why certainly joe." apparently i was famous all around equestria next i went to find something for octavia and i seen a bow with a bunch of those watchamaycallits that were her cutie mark i bought it wrapped it and put it under the tree and hoped for the best tomarrow as it will be christmas yay christmas

 ahhh christmas morning i went to equestria and woke up to vinyl waiting for me and yelled " IT'S HEARTHS WARMING EVE." i clasped my ears at the loudness "YEESSHH you don't have to yell ya know." we went to the living room and octavia unwrapped hers first "oooo a new bow and it has my cutiemark on it how did you-" "i found it in a store in canterlot truthfully it was sitting in the display case and i bought it." octavia opened vinyls "hmm a.......mug....." "go ahead thank me." i scoffed at the way she wanted thanks for something so small. "hey at least i got her something." vinyl opened my present then ".....holy geez." "you are very welcome." "this is.........AMAZING YEEEEHAW OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO AMAZING." she hugged and kissed me and she opened octavia's gift and it was some new headphones "hey thanks octi i needed some new headphones my other ones were getting kinda.....screwy." "your welcome.". then came my gifts i opened the first one and it was a new memory foam pillow "oh wow thank you octavia i needed one for when i am here." "well with your hand and whatnot i thought you could use a little more support for it." "and again thank you octavia." i looked around but no other gift "........uh vinyl did you get me something or-" "oh yeah it's out in the garage." i wondered what it could be "so remember your harley davidson i....broke?" "yes......" "well before you say anything i did more than get you a new one." i walked into the garage and there was a present as big as the monster truck that i got octavia "............what did you do?" "i went to the guys that did my monster truck and had them do...." she pulled the tarp off "a bike with giant wheels." i gasped in awe of this......octavia too " how in the heck?" "i just thought i would repay that." "..........THANK YOU SO MUCH VINYL OH HOLY COW THIS IS AMAZING." i got on it to take it for a test drive and vinyl got on with me. we rode around ponyville and made it back "wow drives like a bike." so we went back inside octavia played one of her many songs with her new bow i got her and vinyl tried out the new bass system i got her  and the new headphones octavia gave her and after the day was over i went to sleep with my memory foam pillow that octavia got me

time for new stuff

 ok so i know i have been doing a lot with my wife vinyl and octavia but i need some new stuff please send ideas and all

the black devil

 as you read i have something blocking my dreams and i can't get to vinyl much but here is what is happening

 

i woke up and what happened is i was walking and talking to vinyl "so why do you think i am having a rough time staying here?" "well i think it's that dream you keep having with that black mist." i agreed but then "ughh what the...." my voice got very deeper and then i got much bigger all i remember is starting to rampage around ponyville and then nothing so check next chapter.............now

the devil that had the look of an angel

 when i got back to euestria i seen a figure at the foot of my bed and asked "who is that?" "this joe is jack of blades." (for those who don't know this is a character from fable.) "uh duh i uh hi." "whats the matter oh still startled from the rampage or of my appearance?" "uh no just- YOU EVIL YOU ALMOST ENDED ALBION." they all looked at me "now wait just a minute sugar cube he's a nice human like you." "you don't understand i seen him kill the hero in fable almost." "well until you have solid proof we're gonna treat him like anybody else." "ok but why the rampage jack?" " oh you must forgive me that was a little thing that happens every 100 years." "and the dark shadows and whispers?" "that was my angred spririt again my bad." so for the next while i treated him like anypony else but one day i finally had the proof "hey guys i have a spell that allows you to see what i see take a look." i showed them what was happening with jack he caught me in an escape with scarlet they found out he was gone and so i was chosen to go after him as i was a hero of the time.i went after jack  going from focus site to focus site and then we went to the guild he was burning everything i went into the chamber of fate with celestia and he had vinyl and octavia "so you decided to show up.But you are too late." he sliced vinyl's throat "VINYL!" she was absorbed by the sword and it was activated "now you will see the true power of the sword." "you *******!" i went full rage on the minions and killed them all After I killed them all a kill i went for Jack After I sliced Jack about five times he went back to the middle and rose up as he rose up he grew in size i seen that pillars had arose around the chamber i took cover and charged my skorm bow and nailed him in the head he screamed in agony as he fell into a portal and the sword fell into the ground "what happened?" "jack has been defeated and now if i strike you down it will be more powerful.....but." i took the sword and threw it in "i am not that evil." i wished for vinyl to come back courtesy of celestia being in the chamber at the time of her death and all returned to normal

an unfortunate event

 i am not happy in fact very depressed

 

i was in my room when i seen a random picture of vinyl and divorce come up i thought for a minute and said "wait you dont mean....." a microsoft paint came up saying 'good bye joe vinyl." i knew what it meant i sat in my room for a while contemplating what to do next but i could not think of anything

 

i went to equestria and found i was in the apple family barn it was true i sat for a good 10 minutes before realising something "wait oh great even better THANKS A LOT CELESTIA." it was 2 saturdays away from hearts and hooves day and i just got divorced perfect

awkward event plus oh my god