Bad Bex by John Stormm (a court of thorns and roses ebook free .txt) 📕

pathetic existence, your testicles will shrivel to raisins, and your mind will go with them.” Ronny had no doubts. He was a believer.

“I promise. I’ll even transfer if I have to.” He pleaded, “Just give me the incantation to help reverse this.”

“The first word is ‘OWAH,” Bex recited, “the second is TODGER, and the third is KAIYAM. Got that?”

“OWAH, TODGER, KAIYAM… got it.” Ronny asked, “How do we use these, again?”

“You must stand outside the cursed area,” Bex instructed, “and recite this at the house, starting slowly and building up speed until you’ve said it thirty times. This is to be done all three nights of the full moon, this week. Now, I‘ve got classes, and you‘ve got to make me forget you exist.”

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     Rumor had it that the party animal house had all gotten a new religion. It was called “humility”, as they seemingly repented of their wicked ways by standing outside chanting: “Oh what a jerk I am.” for three nights in a row. Some of the animals moved away. Rhonda was doing well again, and the social went off nicely. She was dating a fine looking Seneca lad. Bex visited the wizard’s fountain just to share the moment with her father.

“That’s my girl,” her father exclaimed, wiping the tears from his eyes, “Sundog could take a few lessons from you. Not that I’d want him to.” The blue fae, was rolling and shaking with laughter at Bex’s recount of the spell. As her father got up to leave this time, he pointed a wand at Sundog.

“Bipitty, bopitty, BOZO!” the old wizard incanted.

Bex shrieked with laughter as the pixie crossed his eyes in surprise at the big blue clown nose on his face, and then stumbled over the big blue clown shoes on his feet.

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     There was only one more instance involving Ronny. He was downtown, hanging out with some of his friends, making fun of a large friendly mutt. He didn’t see Rhonda and Bex walking up the sidewalk behind him.

“Boy, I wish I could do that!” Ronny guffawed, pointing at the dog that was licking himself noisily.

“You probably should try petting him first,” Bex retorted.

“Oh, that’s just disgust…” Ronny started, and went wide eyed when he recognized Bex. He then bolted down the street in the opposite direction.

“OWAH, TODGER, KAIYAM!” he chanted all the way. Rhonda looked at Bex, who just shrugged her shoulders.
“

It’s GOOD to be a witch!” she said.

The End

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Publication Date: 12-21-2009

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