Only in fairy tales and anime by Brandi B. (bearly read books .TXT) 📕

some preppy dirt bags bags are bugging me and you looked like me so I thought you could help...." That was one thing I couldn't stand was preps and jocks and dirt bags like that picking on emos or goths or scence anything like that. "Yeah sure kid. Just stay close got it?" She nodded and we continued on our way. "Hey emo bitch! Is she part if your heard of freaks?!" I heard laughter and slowly turned. "No room, no room." *authors note, those of you that know Alice in wonderland probably know this line, if not it's from the tea party scene in many versions* "What did you say freak?!" "Off.With.Your. HEAD!" I roared the last part as I knocked them all down and whisked the girl away. "What was that about?" "I guess you could say I'm a bit obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, especially the Mad Hatter which." "Explains your hat." She finished for me. "Exactly. Sow what's your name kid?" "Rose. And yours?" "Raven." "So Raven. Why is a Raven like a writing desk?" "I haven't the faintest idea." "Hey Raven?" "Yeah Rose?" "Can I call you hatter and you call me Alice?" "I guess I have no problems with that." "Great!Oh, you should meet my friends." "Alright?" I was slightly wary. Had I just made a friend or.... I was snapped out of my thoughts as we reached a brick house and she knocked. "Why is a Raven like a writing desk?" "I haven't the faintest idea." "Welcome back Alice. Whose this?" The door opened to reveal a man that reminded me of the caterpillar. "Another Wonderland fan." "Really and she is..." "Hatter." I said. "Really? Good we've been waiting for a hatter fan." "This is the wonderland club." "Okay?" "Alice!!!!!" I saw several people rush at her and could put each one with a character. How strange. "Everyone, this is hatter." Everyone turned to me. "Well how'da do?" I took off my hat in a bow and as I came back up, I twirled my hat and placed it back on my head. "I'm rabbit." A boy with white hair,red eyes, and a pocket watch stepped forward. Then two twin boys stepped forward, brown hair and brown eyes. "I'm Tweedledee and he's Tweedledum." Then the rest of the characters introduced themselves. This was quite a strange bunch I must say. "Hatter here beat up all the jerks that have been bothering us!" "Well," I said smiling, "There was no room after all." They all smiled. For once, I started to feel like I belonged. Maybe this summer wouldn't be so bad after all. "Where are you staying?" This was Alice. I told her the name of the hotel. "Then I will be there tomorrow at noon to pick you up. Okay?" "Yeah. I'd like that." I smiled and walked out whistling a happy tune. Once I had got back home it was dark. I guess I spent all day there. I checked my bag and I still had everything, so that was good. When I got in my room, my parents were actually back. "Hey you guys, I'm going out with some friends tomorrow at noon kay?" "Sure!!!!!" They actually seemed happy. That night any and all dreams I had were actually good.
Hatter in Wonderland

When I awoke that morning my parents were leaving. Is that all they do?! "We're.." "Going out." I finished. "Yup! See ya later!" And with that they were gone. I looked at the clock 11:00. Shit! I ran to the bathroom and took a shower, the sweet smell of oranges and vanilla filled the room. When I got out I blow dried my hair, and started getting dressed. 11:45. As I put my hat on my head, and grabbed my messenger bag, the clock struck 11:56. I walked out the door and he was standing right there. "I don't have time for you today." "What does that mean?!" "I don't have time." I ran down to the lobby, him chasing after me, continuously yelling wait. As I skidded across the floor, I then casually leaned against a pillar as she walked in. She jogged over."Hey. Wait long Hatter?" "Not at all Alice. Ready?" "Yup." She nodded her head and we started out talking. As he finally caught up in the lobby,we were gone. "So Hatter?" "Mmm?" "Who is that man chasing you?" Sure enough I looked out of the corner of my eye and there he was again. "A friend?" I looked at her. "Most definitely not." "Oh. Shall we run." "Oh, that would be quite fun." So we ran. I heard an exasperated yell as we took off. I smiled deviously. This was fun. We weaved through out the city till we finally got to the hideout. "Alice?" "Yes Hatter?" "I do believe we're late for tea." We laughed, out of breath from running. "Yes, I do believe so." I saw our strange group looking at us in a peculiar way, which I didn't really mind. I held out my arm to her, which she took and we entered the house. I bowed as I took off my hat with a twirl, said "Why hello to you all." and placed it back on as I stood up. We then continued to talk and laugh for hours. I finally felt accepted. Once it was dark, Alice walked me home and said goodbye. "Same time tomorrow?" "Why of course." I again took off my hat for her and went upstairs were I was pulled into a random room. "I finally get it!" Oh. Him. "Get what?! Leave me alone for god's sake!" "You're gay!" "WHAT?!" I was ready to rip his head off. "JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY YOU DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M STRAIGHT!!!!!! SO GO TO HELL!!!!" I then stormed out furious that damned egotistical bastard thinks no one can resist him! I then took a deep breath and covered it up in case my parents were home. Nope. And with that I passed out. Mother fuckers. I hate the fucken world.

Near death experiences. how fun! >.>

I woke up around 3:00 AM hearing clinking. My parents left a note saying they were sleeping in different rooms and this one was all mine. Fine by me. I looked out and there was a scared looking Alice. I opened the window. "Alice?" "Help me!" I was already dressed, so I grabbed my hat and bag and slid down the drain thingy next to my window next to her. "What's wrong?" "They've...They've got gggggg unnss and the others and and and" She then burst into tears. I'm not good with crying, but I hugged her anywhere and eventually she stopped. She wiped her face. "You're really comfy to hug you know." "Really. That's interesting. Now say again." "There is this group that hates us and knows Rabbits parents are rich and.." "Have them held hostage with guns." She sniffled and nodded. This is the cool part. I got a samurai sword for my 10th birthday along with a 200 piece knife set that I carry around everywhere. I pulled it out. "I finally get to use this! Haha yes!" "You are quite mad Hatter." "I don't have my name for nothing. Come along." And with that we took off. As we approached the house I saw these idiotic men posted around the house. I knocked them out with the blunt end of my sword on Alice's request. The we got inside the house where I took out the remaining guards now there was just two. The ringleaders. I knocked them out and freed everyone while Alice called the police. "There we are, not so hard." As I said this, I saw one raise a gun and point it at Alice. I may be cold, but when I find a friend,I'm loyal to the end. I reacted without thinking. Bad idea. I ran in front of Alice just as he shot,right in time, and didn't feel pain at first. I knocked him out again and that's when I saw it. I saw the dark red spreading across my chest. "Well this isn't good." I then felt the pain and dropped to my knees my vision blurring. "You're an idiot! But a good one." I saw Alice's face in front of me smiling with tears pouring down her cheeks. Were they for me? Finally someone cried for me. "Don't cry." I barley chocked this out as blood came out of my mouth. "Well that's quite messy, sorry." "Don't be." At that point I realized I was on the floor and I saw the ambulance people come to get me. Alice walked with me. My vision started to go black. "Thank you Alice." I manged to chock this out with the blood. "For what? You were the one that saved my life!" Her face was nonstop overflowing with tears. "For crying for me." And with that my vision went black.

You cried for me?

I woke up to hear a beeping sound and seeing my hat, with Alice next to it. Why was Alice in my bed. My mouth was dry, like I had eaten 20 bags of cotton balls with nothing to drink. I then looked down. I wasn't at the hotel. I was at a hospital. Why? That's when it hit me. I remembered everything. Someone finally cried for me. I felt wanted. I felt loved. I then attempted to get up, but the machines protested with beeping. "Ah get off of me you mother fuckers." I then proceed to rip off all the monitors. "Hatter!" "Hmm." I looked over at Alice's overjoyed face.She was overjoyed