The Gold Bat by P. G. Wodehouse (e textbook reader txt) 📕

concern for that day only, I expect.  Was it you who ragged the study?”

Ruthven stared into the fire, but said nothing.

“Must be polite, you know, Ruthven, and answer when you’re spoken to.  Was it you who ragged Trevor’s study?”

“Yes,” said Ruthven.

“Thought so.”

“Why, of course, I met you just outside,” said Trevor, speaking for the first time.  “You were the chap who told me what had happened.”

Ruthven said nothing.

“The ragging of the study seems to have been all the active work he did,” remarked Clowes.

“No,” said Trevor, “he posted the letters, whether he wrote them or not.  Milton was telling me—­you remember?  I told you.  No, I didn’t.  Milton found out that the letters were posted by a small, light-haired fellow.”

“That’s him,” said Clowes, as regardless of grammar as the monks of Rheims, pointing with the poker at Ruthven’s immaculate locks.  “Well, you ragged the study and posted the letters.  That was all your share.  Am I right in thinking Rand-Brown was the other partner?”

Silence from Ruthven.

“Am I?” persisted Clowes.

“You may think what you like.  I don’t care.”

“Now we’re getting rude again,” complained Clowes. “Was Rand-Brown in this?”

“Yes,” said Ruthven.

“Thought so.  And who else?”

“No one.”

“Try again.”

“I tell you there was no one else.  Can’t you believe a word a chap says?”

“A word here and there, perhaps,” said Clowes, as one making a concession, “but not many, and this isn’t one of them.  Have another shot.”

Ruthven relapsed into silence.

“All right, then,” said Clowes, “we’ll accept that statement.  There’s just a chance that it may be true.  And that’s about all, I think.  This isn’t my affair at all, really.  It’s yours, Trevor.  I’m only a spectator and camp-follower.  It’s your business.  You’ll find me in my study.”  And putting the poker carefully in its place, Clowes left the room.  He went into his study, and tried to begin some work.  But the beauties of the second book of Thucydides failed to appeal to him.  His mind was elsewhere.  He felt too excited with what had just happened to translate Greek.  He pulled up a chair in front of the fire, and gave himself up to speculating how Trevor was getting on in the neighbouring study.  He was glad he had left him to finish the business.  If he had been in Trevor’s place, there was nothing he would so greatly have disliked as to have some one—­however familiar a friend—­interfering in his wars and settling them for him.  Left to himself, Clowes would probably have ended the interview by kicking Ruthven into the nearest approach to pulp compatible with the laws relating to manslaughter.  He had an uneasy suspicion that Trevor would let him down far too easily.

The handle turned.  Trevor came in, and pulled up another chair in silence.  His face wore a look of disgust.  But there were no signs of combat upon him.  The toe of his boot was not worn and battered, as Clowes would have liked to have seen it.  Evidently he had not chosen to adopt active and physical measures for the improvement of Ruthven’s moral well-being.

“Well?” said Clowes.

“My word, what a hound!” breathed Trevor, half to himself.

“My sentiments to a hair,” said Clowes, approvingly.  “But what have you done?”

“I didn’t do anything.”

“I was afraid you wouldn’t.  Did he give any explanation?  What made him go in for the thing at all?  What earthly motive could he have for not wanting Barry to get his colours, bar the fact that Rand-Brown didn’t want him to?  And why should he do what Rand-Brown told him?  I never even knew they were pals, before today.”

“He told me a good deal,” said Trevor.  “It’s one of the beastliest things I ever heard.  They neither of them come particularly well out of the business, but Rand-Brown comes worse out of it even than Ruthven.  My word, that man wants killing.”

“That’ll keep,” said Clowes, nodding.  “What’s the yarn?”

“Do you remember about a year ago a chap named Patterson getting sacked?”

Clowes nodded again.  He remembered the case well.  Patterson had had gambling transactions with a Wrykyn tradesman, had been found out, and had gone.

“You remember what a surprise it was to everybody.  It wasn’t one of those cases where half the school suspects what’s going on.  Those cases always come out sooner or later.  But Patterson nobody knew about.”

“Yes.  Well?”

“Nobody,” said Trevor, “except Ruthven, that is.  Ruthven got to know somehow.  I believe he was a bit of a pal of Patterson’s at the time.  Anyhow,—­they had a row, and Ruthven went to Dexter—­Patterson was in Dexter’s—­and sneaked.  Dexter promised to keep his name out of the business, and went straight to the Old Man, and Patterson got turfed out on the spot.  Then somehow or other Rand-Brown got to know about it—­I believe Ruthven must have told him by accident some time or other.  After that he simply had to do everything Rand-Brown wanted him to.  Otherwise he said that he would tell the chaps about the Patterson affair.  That put Ruthven in a dead funk.”

“Of course,” said Clowes; “I should imagine friend Ruthven would have got rather a bad time of it.  But what made them think of starting the League?  It was a jolly smart idea.  Rand-Brown’s, of course?”

“Yes.  I suppose he’d heard about it, and thought something might be made out of it if it were revived.”

“And were Ruthven and he the only two in it?”

“Ruthven swears they were, and I shouldn’t wonder if he wasn’t telling the truth, for once in his life.  You see, everything the League’s done so far could have been done by him and Rand-Brown, without anybody else’s help.  The only other studies that were ragged were Mill’s and Milton’s—­both in Seymour’s.

“Yes,” said Clowes.

There was a pause.  Clowes put another shovelful of coal on the fire.

“What are you going to do to Ruthven?”

“Nothing.”

“Nothing?  Hang it, he doesn’t deserve to get off like that.  He isn’t as bad as Rand-Brown—­quite—­but he’s pretty nearly as finished a little beast as you could find.”

“Finished is just the word,” said Trevor.  “He’s going at the end of the week.”

“Going?  What! sacked?”

“Yes.  The Old Man’s been finding out things about him, apparently, and this smoking row has just added the finishing-touch to his discoveries.  He’s particularly keen against smoking just now for some reason.”

“But was Ruthven in it?”

“Yes.  Didn’t I tell you?  He was one of the fellows Dexter caught in the vault.  There were two in this house, you remember?”

“Who was the other?”

“That man Dashwood.  Has the study next to Paget’s old one.  He’s going, too.”

“Scarcely knew him.  What sort of a chap was he?”

“Outsider.  No good to the house in any way.  He won’t be missed.”

“And what are you going to do about Rand-Brown?”

“Fight him, of course.  What else could I do?”

“But you’re no match for him.”

“We’ll see.”

“But you aren’t,” persisted Clowes.  “He can give you a stone easily, and he’s not a bad boxer either.  Moriarty didn’t beat him so very cheaply in the middle-weight this year.  You wouldn’t have a chance.”

Trevor flared up.

“Heavens, man,” he cried, “do you think I don’t know all that myself?  But what on earth would you have me do?  Besides, he may be a good boxer, but he’s got no pluck at all.  I might outstay him.”

“Hope so,” said Clowes.

But his tone was not hopeful.

XXII A DRESS REHEARSAL

Some people in Trevor’s place might have taken the earliest opportunity of confronting Rand-Brown, so as to settle the matter in hand without delay.  Trevor thought of doing this, but finally decided to let the matter rest for a day, until he should have found out with some accuracy what chance he stood.

After four o’clock, therefore, on the next day, having had tea in his study, he went across to the baths, in search of O’Hara.  He intended that before the evening was over the Irishman should have imparted to him some of his skill with the hands.  He did not know that for a man absolutely unscientific with his fists there is nothing so fatal as to take a boxing lesson on the eve of battle.  A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.  He is apt to lose his recklessness—­which might have stood by him well—­in exchange for a little quite useless science.  He is neither one thing nor the other, neither a natural fighter nor a skilful boxer.

This point O’Hara endeavoured to press upon him as soon as he had explained why it was that he wanted coaching on this particular afternoon.

The Irishman was in the gymnasium, punching the ball, when Trevor found him.  He generally put in a quarter of an hour with the punching-ball every evening, before Moriarty turned up for the customary six rounds.

“Want me to teach ye a few tricks?” he said.  “What’s that for?”

“I’ve got a mill coming on soon,” explained Trevor, trying to make the statement as if it were the most ordinary thing in the world for a school prefect, who was also captain of football, head of a house, and in the cricket eleven, to be engaged for a fight in the near future.

“Mill!” exclaimed O’Hara.  “You!  An’ why?”

“Never mind why,” said Trevor.  “I’ll tell you afterwards, perhaps.  Shall I put on the gloves now?”

“Wait,” said O’Hara, “I must do my quarter of an hour with the ball before I begin teaching other people how to box.  Have ye a watch?”

“Yes.”

“Then time me.  I’ll do four rounds of three minutes each, with a minute’s rest in between.  That’s more than I’ll do at Aldershot, but it’ll get me fit.  Ready?”

“Time,” said Trevor.

He watched O’Hara assailing the swinging ball with considerable envy.  Why, he wondered, had he not gone in for boxing?  Everybody ought to learn to box.  It was bound to come in useful some time or other.  Take his own case.  He was very much afraid—­no, afraid was not the right word, for he was not that.  He was very much of opinion that Rand-Brown was going to have a most enjoyable time when they met.  And the final house-match was to be played next Monday.  If events turned out as he could not help feeling they were likely to turn out, he would be too battered to play in that match.  Donaldson’s would probably win whether he played or not, but it would be bitter to be laid up on such an occasion.  On the other hand, he must go through with it.  He did not believe in letting other people take a hand in settling his private quarrels.

But he wished he had learned to box.  If only he could hit that dancing, jumping ball with a fifth of the skill that O’Hara was displaying, his wiriness and pluck might see him through.  O’Hara finished his fourth round with his leathern opponent, and sat down, panting.

“Pretty useful, that,” commented Trevor, admiringly.

“Ye should see Moriarty,” gasped O’Hara.

“Now, will ye tell me why it is you’re going to fight, and with whom you’re going to fight?”

“Very well.  It’s with Rand-Brown.”

“Rand-Brown!” exclaimed O’Hara.  “But, me dearr man, he’ll ate you.”

Trevor gave a rather annoyed laugh.  “I must say I’ve got a nice, cheery, comforting lot of friends,” he said.  “That’s just what Clowes has been trying to explain to me.”

“Clowes is quite right,” said O’Hara, seriously.  “Has the thing gone too far for ye to back out?  Without climbing down, of course,” he added.

“Yes,” said Trevor, “there’s no question of my getting out of it.  I daresay I could.  In fact, I know I could.  But I’m not going to.”

“But, me dearr man, ye haven’t an earthly chance.  I assure ye ye haven’t.  I’ve seen Rand-Brown with the gloves on.  That was last term.  He’s not put them on since Moriarty bate him in the middles, so he may be out of practice.  But even then he’d be a bad man to tackle.  He’s big an’ he’s strong, an’ if he’d only had the heart in him he’d have been going up to Aldershot instead of Moriarty.  That’s what he’d be doing.  An’ you can’t box at all.  Never even had the gloves on.”

“Never.  I used to scrap when I was a kid, though.”

“That’s no use,” said O’Hara, decidedly.  “But you haven’t said what it is that ye’ve got against Rand-Brown.  What is it?”

“I don’t see why I shouldn’t tell you.  You’re in it as well.  In fact, if it hadn’t been for the bat turning up, you’d have been considerably more in it than I am.”

“What!” cried O’Hara.  “Where did you find it?  Was it in the grounds?  When was it you found it?”

Whereupon Trevor gave him a very full and exact account of what had happened.  He showed him the two letters from the League, touched on Milton’s connection with the affair, traced the gradual development of his suspicions, and described with some approach to excitement the scene in Ruthven’s study, and the explanations that had followed it.

“Now do you wonder,” he concluded, “that I feel as if a few rounds with Rand-Brown would do me good.”

O’Hara breathed hard.

“My word!” he said, “I’d like to see ye kill him.”

“But,” said Trevor, “as you and Clowes have been pointing out to me, if there’s going to be a corpse, it’ll be me.  However, I mean to try.  Now perhaps you wouldn’t mind showing me a few tricks.”

“Take my advice,” said O’Hara, “and don’t try any of that foolery.”

“Why, I thought you were such a believer in science,” said Trevor in surprise.

“So I am, if you’ve enough of it.  But it’s the worst thing