Jokes From A (BJ's Life #1) by DeYtH Banger (spicy books to read txt) 📕

BE OFFENSIVE..)


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I GONNA GET OFFENSSIVE... AND I GONNA KILL PEOPLE WITH MY THOUGHTS... AND LET THE FLOW TO FLOWWWWWWWWW
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I WILL SAY WHAT I FEEL AND EXPRESS WHAT I WANT

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The problem is todays nation... is that they aren't read for the harsh truth as for me!?


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I AM READY.. .YOU ASSHOLE... THROW ANOTHER BULLET YOU SLIPLESS AND SICKLESS FUCKER.... Comedy: Liar

 by DeYtH Banger


Noone ever come and tell you that people are going to joke in such a way in which they are going to offend you...


AAAAAAAHJAAAAA A SLIPLESS.. FUCKER
AAAHAHA YOUR MOTHER IS A BIATCH


People get offended from some dark homour and most of them go home and stress and get depress but the real truth is deal it with like a  "Comedian"... throw a laugh and say is it that all?


I just don't like listening to myself... it really sucks... my voice the way I look... I hate the whole part about myself... but the real truth is that I bust it around by going in the bus and starting getting some attention... but at least pay me if you gonna OFFENDDD ME

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The whole idea is to laugh around and laugh and laugh... and your life is going to end up like a joke.


SOOOO JUST DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUS... BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND ALWAYS...

I didn't got a joke from a bouncer and he said... "Am I right with my mind??"... and I Was like "WOwl... wtf.f.... no scenario for that shit..." - it was like a mindset that said.


I feel guilty of not being honest... I have been supressing my emotions... I have been hiding behind moral ... I have bee nreading bible and what did happen?
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It was a sick Mr.Nice fuck... 

Comedy: Screw Up

 By DeYtH Banger


I am literally screw up.… so much friends.. . So much people I know and I feel like nothingvis going to help.


AND THEY SAY TO STOP DATING ADVICE AND START PRACTICING AND HOW TO DO IT WHEN I AM KINDA OLD SCHOOL IN EVERYTHING. MY JOKES ARE OLD… I REALLY DON'T HAVE WHAT TO SAY GOING OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN CONTRIBUTE VALUE WITH ME IS LIKE SELF-SABOTAGE.



IT REALLY FUCKS ME UP WHEN PEOPLE START TO JUDGE YOU AND THE SAMEEEE PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.. ..AND THEIR LIFE IS A WASTE AND THEIR MISTAKES PUT THEM ON YOUR BAG AND IN OTHER WORDS - YOU AIN'T GONNA PARTY - IT'S DISTRACTION, YOU WON'T INVEST - BECAUSE YOUBDON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY… THE LIBE CONTINUES AND CONSTANT WORRY…

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AND HOW THA FACK CAN I IMPROVE MY LIFE WHEN PEOPLE BUILLD CONSTANT WORRY AND THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT… YOU TRIED TO BE LIKE OTHERS AND IN REALITY BEING LIKE OTHERS FUCKS YOU UP… IT'S LIKE DISEASE.
. MOST DISEASE WILL KILL YOU.


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NOW MIND BOTHERS QUESTIONS OF WORRY


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People watch comedy so to forget problems and life… and one moment ignoring this pile of shit… explodes and your mind dazzles and fizzles.
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Now:

- I gonna lose my money
- I gonna get poor
- It's a big amouth and I am totally fucked up
- Life is like one of those drama comedies ( at the beginning we feel like it's tragic and sad… but in the end of the day we throw a laugh and try to accept it… if I wanted to change myself I won't accept it… but remember to get somewhere you need to accept it.)

Comedy: Thu Truth

 By DeYtH Banger





Just stop, stop

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That"s what I tell to my mind… but my mind doesn't stop it's a victim of circumstances. Always thinking always making up things (Just in the name of fun)… always overthinking, always trying to get things



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It always tries new stuff… once repeation.. .comes over it slays all the mind over and over…. THAT'S WHY ONE GUY SAYS THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER ALWAYS HAVING FUN… OH COME ON THIS AN EXAMPLE OF BURIED MONEY IT'S BELOW IN A GRAVE…


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I am worried but why?


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BEING WORRIED LIKE A PRICELESS MOTHER FUCKER.. . DON'T PUT ME IN YOUR RANK…


- YOU DON'T KNOW
- YOU CAN'T


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COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATCH…

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SHOW ME… STOP BLAMING ME OVER AND OVER… AND THEN SAYING THAT YOU ARE TEACHING ME…

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COME ON… DEVOURING BEHAVIOUR IS DEPRICATING FUCKED UP 
BEHAVIOR I KNOW TOMORROW WON'T BE A DIFFERENT DAY…


- FEW GUYS FLAKE
(They just won't answer  the phone because my jokes got OVER the limit)

- Promise Fuckers
(Always there is a person who says we can meet and talk… have a chat… tommorow or today and it comes the time and the guy says… " Sorry but I am busy"… "Sorry… I don't know … don't worry"


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- Wanted Fuckers

(HE comes when he needs things… he is ready to give you something but still when right time comes… he disappears so WHAT TYPE OF FUCKER IS THAT?)


I ALWAYS STUDY STUFF IN SOCIAL DYNAMICS… WATCHING MOVIES… TV SERIES AND READING BOOKS I JUST WANT TO BECOME THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION… BUT IN SUCH STAGES THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET JOKES (In my opinion this people are fucked up)… THEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THE ALL PROGRESS WHICH I HAVE MADE IS BECAUSE OF THEM…

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And LIFE IS like that when somebody says have fun… hAve a great time in being an adult or even don't forget the child inside you…


This advice doesn't get you any near to having a life which you enjoy.




It's enough misery people say that Steve Jobs died from saying that each day is his last… but this isn't possible to kill him… if it's possible why:


EACH DAYYYYYYY MISERY GOES COMPILING IN MY LIFE IT LOWERS THE CHANCE OF GOING OVERVOT AGAIN?

PEOPLEEEEEE ARE A BULLSHITTERS… SAYING SOME FUCKED UP SCREW UP SHIT…


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I AM JUST AFRAID OF NOT DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT 
… I CAN'T WALK ON THE STREET ON THE SAME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN THERE IS A PERIOD IN LIFE WHEN YOU DON'T GO THERE FOR FEW MONTHS AND 
THEN YOU COME OVER AND STARTING TO CON IT

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NO NEED TO BE A COLD FUCKER LIFE ISN'T GETTING BETTER … MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY GONNA GET UNFUCKED ONE DAY…


IN MY CASE… 

TODAY I AM ALIVE - GREAT
I HOPE TOMMOROW DIE - WISH

Comedy: And Or LIFE?

 By DeYtH Banger




Life is fucked up program some mosquitos bite you when you are out and one moment comedy from laugh gets to anger and screaming up to sadness.


I am just afraid of life getting into repeation it's ain't fun when you cycle throw the same shit shit over and over.


I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL AND SAY THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN START BLAMING YOU FOR WASTING THEIR TIME.


OH COME ON… IT'S AIN'T FUN THE SQME JOKES OVER AND OVER THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER.

SCREEN WRITERS - ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOT A MESSAGE

ACTORS - ARE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THINGS OVER AND OVER AND GETTING PAID FOR SUCH A DUMB JOB.


One moment life stops and shitty thoughts start to come out.

1) Other's People blame
2) Shame
3) Pain
4) Misery


I AM FUCKING SUFFERING FROM GETTING CUT FROM A PERSON WHO HASN'T SHOWED ME ANYTHING AND THEN OFFENDING MY BEHAVIOUR 10000 TIMES BY DIFFERENT WAYS THEN THE SAME DUDES DON'T KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND THEN THEY BLAME PEOPLE LIKE ME.


So does I suffer 
So does thy suffuer


People always dissapoint others… their creatures who are wasted fuckers breaking rules just to get more from what they have.

Comedy: Suffering

 By DeYtH Banger





I have been on this planet for a long time… always trying not to take risks and obey what mom says… Getting punished for good behaviour - By them being not serious… how fucked up is when some person promises you to return the taken money from you? Or how fucked up is when you try to Live up to somebody's expectations and in the end you making few people along the way ashamed.


I feel pressure… I feel the fucking pressure!


I DON'T LIKE LIFE, LIFE AIN'T COOL… FIRST TO OBEY SONEBODY'S RULES… THEN MY FRIENDS… RELATIVES AND FAMILY MORALS AND MY LIFE GOES TO THIRD PLACE!??

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DON'T ASK ME THE DUMB QUESTION WHY MY LIFE WENT WASTED… HERE IS THE TRUTH I WAS AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS BECAUSE IF I TOOK … I THOUGHT THAT I AM GOING TO GET PUNISHED…
THIS HERE IS DAILY ROUTINE TRAUMA… I JUST WANNA WAKE UP AND START BEATING UP PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME