My Arranged Marriage To A Jerk by Alyza (ebook reader color screen .TXT) 📕

shocked, "Dad?! Why didn't you tell me I had a mom?! After all these years of living in a house with an annoying bitch you finally found my mother? Oh My Gursh Nursh! I'm so excited!" I yelled

I turned to my mom, "When do I get to meet her? Is she pretty? Funny? Cool? Not an annoying slut?" I asked her innocently

She glared at me crossed her arms over her chest, "Tristan! Why do you let her talk to me that way?!" She whined to my Dad

I rolled my eyes and answered for my Dad, "He may be my father and I listen to everything he says but he knows he can't change who I am and what I do. And I choose to be mean to you. You may be his wife but I'm his blood. His daughter, baby girl, sweetie. His kin folk. You ain't nothing. You may have given birth to me but you wouldn't have been able to do that with Mr. Spermy here. Therefore I thank him the most." I said patting my Dads back

He chuckled but hid it with a cough. I smiled at her, hugged my dad one last time, grabbed two suit cases and walked out the door.

"Peace out Homies!" I yelled behind me

I walked into the front lawn and saw two limos just casually parked on the curb.

"What the hell?" I asked

Mackenzie chuckled and walked passed me to the first limo. I shrugged and followed him. A man grabbed the bags from Mackenzie and put them in the trunk. He reached for my bags but I pulled them away.

"It's okay, I got them." I said politely

"I insist Ma'am. It is my job." He said

"Tell me what your name is first?" I asked

"Henry Ma'am." He replied

"The name's Rayniesha, but you can call me Raynie. Nice to meet you, Henry." I said sticking out my hand

"Uh." He looked around "I can put those away for you." He said reaching for them again

"You just gonna leave me hangin'?" I asked

"Ma'am, please?" He asked

"Once again, the name is Raynie." I said slowly, still holding my hand out

He didn't make any move to shake it, "Please?" I asked

He looked around again and quickly shook my hand.

"Thank you!" I said exasperated

He cracked a small smile, "Your bags?"

I handed them to him and he put them in the trunk.

"Thanks." I said to Henry

He looked at me shocked, "Your...Welcome?"

"Yes, that is what you say when someone says Thank You. Or you can say De Nada, Gern Geschehen, Prego, or Graag Gedaan. Yeah, that's all I know." I said

He smiled again and ushered me into the Limo. I got in and he shut the door.

"Have fun flirting with the chauffer?" Mackenzie asked

"Very much. Thanks for asking." I replied smiling

"That's sick." He said turning his nose up

"You're sick for thinking that'd I'd flirt with him." I retorted

"Whatever." He said pulling out his phone

The limo started to drive.

I sunk back into the seat and relaxed. I looked around the limo and saw a DVD player. My eyes brightened as I stood up and walked over to it.

It was on Mackenzie's side but I didn't care. I sat down and reached over to it but my arms were too short.

I reached again but my arm didn't magically grow like I wanted it to. I stood up and reached over to it, at the same time the car made a sharp turn. At least I pressed the button.

I fell backwards and onto something bony. Okay, not bony. Really muscular.

I looked back and saw Mackenzie staring at me with one brow arched.

"Sooooooorry!" I said, not getting up

"Aren't you going to get up?" He asked

"Nope." I said popping the P

I looked over at the DVD player and watched the movie that was in.

"SPONGEBOB?!" I gasped, sitting up in his lap

"Yeah..." He muttered embarrassed

"Awww! Is the Big Bad Mackenzie Gomez embawessed?" I asked pinching his cheek

"Get your hands off me!" He yelled trying to pry my hand off my cheek

I get my grip firm, "My hands aren't on you. My HAND is."

He kept trying to get my hand off his cheek, "It hurts!" He whined

"Want me to kiss it all better?" I asked in a baby voice

"I don't want your lips on me." He said backing away from me

I don't know how that's possible seeing as I'm on his lap. I smirked evilly and started leaning forward. He leaned back more which caused me to leaned forward even more. I still had my hand on his cheek.

I moved my hand to the back of his neck and held him in place. Leaning forward swiftly, I pecked his red cheek.

"There you go. All better now." I said, still talking in a baby voice

I started getting off his lap but he held me in place.

"Yesssss?" I asked

He looked at me for a minute and then his lips are suddenly devouring mine. I must admit he's a gooooood kisser. I kissed him back out of reflex. If a hot guy is kissing you, you're gonna kiss back.

No questioning it.

He nips my bottom lip but I don't open. I plan on teasing him. He nipped my lip again but I didn't budge. He suddenly grabbed my right boob and gave a gentle squeeze.

I gasped and he entered. I pulled back though.

"Who told you, you could touch my breast?!" I asked

He grabbed my boob again, "I don't need permission."

I grabbed his hand and pulled it off my boob, "Yes you do!"

"No I don't!" He said

I glared at his and tried to move off his lap again but of course he held me still, once again.

"I was not finished." He said leaning in

I pulled away, "I am."

He moved me so that I was somehow straddling him.

"How the hell did this happen?" I asked trying to get away

"Practice Bebé, practice." He said

"Bebe? What's that mean? Is it Spanish?" I asked

"Yes, it's Spanish." He said

"What's it mean?" I asked interested, completely forgetting was straddling him

"Figure it out." He said smirking

"Fine." I pulled out my Android and quickly downloaded a Spanish translator app

"What're you doing?" He asked arching his head to look at my phone

"How do you spell it?" I asked looking down at him

"Spell what?"

"What you just called me." I said

"Bebe." He said in a Duh tone

I typed it in and waited for the results.

“It means Baby!" I gasped "I am NOT your baby!"

"Yes you are." He said confidently

"Nu-uh!" I shook my head

"Then what are you?" He asked

"I am not a what, I am a who. If that makes sense." I said confusing myself

"Okay, WHO are you then?"

"I am Rayniesha Alexia Haddum." I stated proudly, head held high

"I am Mackenzie Adam Gomez and you are my Bebé." He said grabbing my hips

"Get off me." I growled

"Your on me." He said tightening his grip on my hips

"Then get your hands off me." I said glaring at him

He shook his head and tried to lift my dress up a little. I slapped his hand but that didn't effect him

one bit.

I raised my hand to his ear and flicked it.

"Ow!" He yelled, bringing his hand up to his ear

I took advantage of this and quickly got off his lap.

"Ha!" I yelled as I sat down on the other side of the limo

The bad thing is that I can't watch Spongebob. Awwwww!

“Loser! Now I can’t watch Spongebob!” I yelled at him as I crossed my arms over my chest

“I didn’t make you sit all the way over there!” He retorted

“Yeah-huh jerk!” I pouted

“How?!” He asked

“You just did.” I glared “Switch me sides.”

“No.” He crossed his arms over his chest

“Pleeeeeeease?” I asked

“No way.” He said

“Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, plea-”I whined but he cut me off

“NO!” He yelled

“I don’t like being yelled at.” I stated before I tackled him

“Ahhhhhhhh!” He yelled

I flicked his ear really hard, “Whatcha gonna do now, Jerk?!”

I flicked his nose and it instantly turned red. Laughing, I flicked forehead.

“Ahahah, power!” I yelled flicking his nose again

He kept squirming then suddenly stopped. He grabbed my waist and flipped us around so I was on the bottom.

“Ahahaha, power!” He copied me

He started flicking my ear, over and over again.

“Stop!” I yelled

I reached up and grabbed his ear, twisting it.

“Ow, ow, ow! Stop! Please!” He screamed

“Power! Muhahahaha!” I shouted victorious

“Stop, Please!” He begged

“Are you gonna get off?” I asked calmly

“Yes, I promise.” He panted from all the screaming he was doing

“Get off then.” I said

“Let go first!” He yelled

“Stop yelling douche!” I yelled back

“If you let go I, wouldn’t have anything to yell about anymore!” He shouted

I twisted his ear more, “Stop. Yelling.”

His face contorted into a mask of pain, “Okay, okay. I’ll stop yelling.”

“Promise?” I asked skeptical

“I already said I would.” He said in a deathly calm voice, probably trying not to scream again

“Mmmm…Fine.” I said letting go of his ear “Off.”

“Nope.” He said grabbing my nose

“Ahhhhhh! You said you’d get off!” I yelled holding his hand that was on my nose

“I lied.” He stated

“No duh, dip-shit! I kind of figured that out when you grabbed my nose!” I yelled

I reached up and tried to grab his ear but he pushed my hand again.

“Ugh!” I groaned

He twisted my nose.

“Stop it!” I yelled

“Pay. Back!” He smirked

I lifted my leg up and hit him in his family jewels.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!” He yelled cupping his stuff

I rolled from under his and sat up. Smiling in amusement at his pain.

I saw a tear rolled down his face and I bust up laughing.

“Your…so…going…to die.” He gasped

That made me laugh harder. I clutched at my side because it hurt so much from laughing.

“Whoo, that was funny.” I said once I calmed down

He sat up straight and glared at me, “I’m going to make your life a living hell.” He vowed

“We will see.” I said evilly

“Yeah, we will. When you switch to my school, you’re not gonna have ONE friend. Everyone’s going to avoid you like you’re the plague.” He said smirking

“You don’t know what I’m capable of Mackenzie Gomez.” I told him matching his smirk

“And you don’t know what I’m capable of Rayniesha Haddum.” He glared

“Your life is going to be a living hell. Oh, and I refuse to go to your