Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) by DeYtH Banger (reading books for 6 year olds .txt) 📕

am not sure…



I fonished a book with 500 pages for 3-4 days… for a week I can read 3 books… for 2 weeks we are talking from 4 up to 6 books… 3 weeks… 6 up to 9 books… for a month we are talking about 12 up to 16 books… so let’s ignore the whole year.. Because I an going to Embarrass Bill Gates… it seems like that… I am hear not to say That I am the big deal… but this big pua fuck is no near to reading a book… stop sharing bullshit stories.



I started today with streaming porn feature… I started watching that shit to see what people have, what I don’t hate and the most important thing the dominance which they apply and it’s missing in my life…  I insidely fucked up… God fuck me up… Comedy: Me? (3)

By DeYtH Banger


Hey Bill… we are not talking about Bill Burr… but more likely to the redditor…  Bill Gates… you windows sucks… stop with the viruses… And get your hands… start doingbsome shit.


What’s with the rejecting calls and not returning them back… if you reject A call you return it… if not, remind me at first place why did you got my number or to be more clear… why did we exchange contacts?
What is it going on with superheroes and dead of their parents?… It’s so a fucking cliche it happens in most any superhero movie, now Spiderman future film with iron man… so let me put it in one sentences… spiderman is becomming ironman…





PROBABLY THAT’S WHY PEOPLE STOP WITH SOME BOOK AND TV SERIES AND MOVIE SEQUELS… MAINLY BECAUSE THE STORY DOES NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BULLSHIT AREAS TO GO…


Cinema sins has created… music video sins… tv sins
.. and it’s time and for booksins… porn sins… let’s not forget comics sins… comedy sins… tv reality sins…
Booksins… it’s going to be about every sin… cliche a book has done… porn… cins in porn easy as told.



Out there … there are strong type of manipulators… who see people as object… they do objections… and they force investment… how do I know that.. or how am I sure that I am right?…



Easy… I have a new hobby… it’s called… “Don’t mind your business”.



I do game… I approach people… how about you… how do you fuck? Watch and learn… I am here to judge people… to judge my mothers new boyfriend… my dead father… my grandmother, grandfather… uncles… counsins… all the seeds in my family tree. I am judge… jury and executioner. What type of story is this full of less suprises and without being twisted… are you a moron?





WHO IN FUCKING HELL
READS A STORY WHICH IS AS MUCH PREDICTABLE AS A PLATE WITH CHEESE AND GREEN SALAD?

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I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA … THERE ISN’T ANYTHING HELPFUL THERE… LIES… DEPRESSION… ANGER… COME ON… DRAWING INNER STATE OF BEING WORTHLESS




I hate this game, I have no chance… why should I play a game in which I am going to lose… it’s not hard… it’s as easy as simple man eating bacon with bread.

Comedy: Me? (4)

By DeYtH Banger



How about stopping repeating… shit… what is with those type of routines of recalling and remembering useless shit?

Are you going to become actor?




IF NOT FUCK YOU
GO AND KILL YOURSELF



I am not impress… okay… I am not fucking impressed! Your life sucks because of your ego is running the whole circus. I just like dominance, it’s a missing piece in my life and I open minded to it. How tha fuck you get weed invitations, the privious year I got an invite for a beer, but I have never gotten a weed invite… drugs invite… right now… I remebet few beer invitations… but none drugs invites below the belt.



I like to watch porn… I use porn for staring .. and hold on contest, I always win, because I am as selfish as to play against myself. Want to see my habitat?…





FUCK YOU
RIGHT IN THE LEFT HOLE
DID I GOT THAT RIGHT?





The biggest acomplishment of the mankind is disconnecting the phone line, so far cemetry is the new facebook app. Great vocabulary, lost self… depression… overthinking, reactive mode, over guilt patterns… comedians know it all and got it all.. now another prick like me shiwing how data rotates… and probably the story ends right on the full stop… bat hit right in your head… guilty and shane conscious, it’s what happens as overflowing consequences… it gets  weirder and strange! I know that my life sucks… it’s hell of a shot… going outside for next rounds naked and firing a pistol… a cumshot… right at people, when I see myself at the mirror, I say “Another rapist… at loose…"… I just see sex as another gorgeous rape method.



I read cues!



- He is envious
- She won’t come out with me
- He is angry
- She is mad
- He is silent, why so?
  I am beneath his experience level.. to talk with him.

"You are a good guy”
…



God has a sense of comedy, fucking around with the main visceral characters, how fucked up is that?.. I found out that I am good guy.. it starts sending gut chills… right into my spine…





I AM GOOD GUY?
I AM FUCKING GOOD GUY?





Sounds like more over… you are temporary “here"… I am going to blow and drain my nose inside you, If I find better genes you gonna be alone…

So right kick… a stomp kick… in the gut and cutting the mom head,… because she is damn wrong about two stuff.

1) School Helps (No it doesn't… if you hate yourself a little or have negative… view of yourself… school is going to make it larger… to grow that vision

2) Girls like Nice Guys (Nor your step father or your mother in law or whoever in charge is here is right about that… your cousin is as dead wrong as your father and mother… brother… or whatever you got out there… nice guys… finish last… nice guys. . Are genes which are on the market "instant wipe out”.






So I know what she said when she said I am good guy!





I AM CHILL
I AM POSITIVE, OKAY… MHM WHAT TO DO NOTHING LEFT… IT MAKES ME DEPRESS TO READ BOOKS WHICH SAYS ASSHOLES WINS.. BADBOYS ALSO WIN… YOU SEE IT IN MOVIES… SONGS… BOOKS… AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE HOLLYWOOD WAY OF SAYING “FUCK YOU” It’s creating needy, nerds and nice guys and showing that they get laid by constant obsession over the another person… this here is nothibg more than a message…




“FUCK YOU… AND GO CONSUME MORE”



The truth in no matter where are you searching every shit is fighting about our time… movies… your desparate friends… your fucked up girlfriend… the facebook… - still you need more time waste here… twitter, instragram - the tine you spend… it’s fucking not enough… dating advice… books… products… tv reality, comedy specials… podcasts… what all have in common




WE WANT
YOU
TO
WASTE
MORE
TIME
YOUR LIFE SUCKS.. WE GET IT
…
THE PILL IS WATCH US
SEE OUR BETTER LIFE
IT’S DEFINETLY A BETTER LIFE THAN YOURS ONE

Monologue 1

Note: This here is slightly different thing!

 

 

 

By DeYtH Banger




So yeah my head my thoughts… who doesn’t hate himself… after opening the gate for the devil to come in…

What should I do?
Kill yourself… it’s easy… simple as that

Why so?

You eat too much, your mom hates you… your friends deeply hate you, your life sucks… admit it
Why?
Go kill yourself,it’s not hard you have been fighting fir silence for a while, definetly the girl which you met… is not planning to go out with you… I told you
Going guys… are no near to the people who fuck girls
What’s wrong with me… why I can’t be positive?

What’s wronng!? How about you are not dominant, you need to kill yourself - plant this seed carefully, your life is better off with you, you even can’t finish a book, she ain’t commin… you have seen this few times… end result… no new request for going out + look your old friends don’t want hang out with you… you are just a sheer example of disappointment… a story with plot holes.

Come on how people succeed?
First of all stop thinking about positivity… be realistic… I missed that point… also why you focus on others?

Because role models?
Oh god role models… fuck you… and fuck them… don’t you get it… bend over and show your hole… open your moth and be prepared for getting cockblocked… a cock is comming right in your mouth
Is my dick okay… it’s not out… roght?
What you mean… I mean my dick is not showing balls or… the pipe right out of my pants… let’s see
You are a weird… fuck… okay… do you get it?
Weird fucking pervert… kill yourself
Bend over and kill yourself
From where does this type of hate comes from?

Skipping love from your mom… compensating it with porn.. you are fucked socially screw up person…
Go play with your dick

Look man… you have to finish the tv show Blacklist… Gregory House… castle… elementary… come on.. finish them
Youbdon’t even try to finish them…

That’s why you won’t succeed… because you suck… becauss you are weirdo… you ade less dominant person and lastly kill yourself
Your mom hate you… I also hate you… you gave few books in row waiting to get finished… what type of fetish is that?
Oh god stop
Why to stop… it’s fun… the main character is going to kill himself.. end of movie.