Benediction by Patrick Sean Lee (best books to read in your 20s .txt) 📕

Frank, Jimmy McGuire's electrocuted pet snake, is in animal heaven, praying for revenge. Miss Marilou Jenkins is at her private girls' school across town, knocking down straight-A's. Skip Morley is scratching his head, trying to stay out of trouble and get straight C's. Jimmy doesn't care; he's bringing the English language down to new lows.

Skip's mom decides one gorgeous Spring afternoon that he is going to go to Saturday evening Benediction services with herself and his father. No ifs, ands, or buts. Naturally he is devastated, so Mrs. Morley takes pity on him and invites Jimmy along. Jimmy's mom agrees...but Jimmy is pissed! He dreams up another little innocent caper...