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Comedy: Punch Lines (6)

 By DeYtH Banger



Don’t misunderstand or skip… my facial expression…

…

I don’t care



Deep down… lurks… a manipulative freak.





Oh you are a heckler… great… great



FUCKING GREAT
…



Tell me about your problems… from first to last detail…

While I sabotage and destruct you… I wanna run on details data



Oh… oh… my… mom




I AM NOT PROUD OF HER…


BETTER FOR HER TO GET A BUNDLE PACKAGE OF DISEASE… GET ON HER KNEES AND TRY SOME KINDA COMMITMEMT



Look sluts.. . Whores… prostitutes…

All this chicks… got right in their veins… blood

Commitment… action


My mom doesn’t have those kinda of qualities… we shouldn’t even go in the further do of this topic… about losing virgin.. 


MASSIVE RAPE STYLE



What I want in life?

A girl who for hobby…
Cuts males dicks



BE CAREFUL… JUST BE CAREFUL ESPECIALLY YOU WOMEN… BETA MALES ARE LURKING OUT WITH MANIPULATIVE BEHAVIORS AND TACTICS IN THEIR POCKETS


They got tools… to make you squirt… to make you cry… to make you “Too invest in them"… which means to care about them and we are talking about high levels physical escalation-  Looks normal… but it’s mostly touches and testing ground.




AS FOR ME
IT’S FORBIDDEN TO ME TO TALK EVE N ABOUT THIS TOPIC FROM THE CULT PLACE



But bloody… hell… all this son of BITCHES are on the Santa List to get raped in the snow… We are talking about PLENY of bacteria… flakes.



I JUST WENT TOO FAR
AND I DIDN’T GOT IT



Why?

- There is no old fucks who is dreaming to be surrounded by 5 serial killers and few child molesters?

- There isn’t a young female who is dreaming about getting raped from pastor?

- Mom and daughter… wanting to be victims of cyber attack which goes so wrong … that they lose their legs.


- Why para-Olympics people… don’t imagine… getting raped… while digesting food?


My opinion about hecklers with a opinion?





SO LISTEN FUCKING FUCKER
GET ON YOUR KNEES… AND START SWALLOWING SOMEBODY’S DICK.. .DON’T THINK TICKETS FOR HEAVEN ARE EASY TO GET




Thy human should suck my balls and banana - dick.

I just find out that if you want to live and to survive as far to pass your genes you need to think… to think.

Women… don’t think… but males are maniacs in that… obsessed and fucked up PEOPLE




What I think about people?


Four legged bacteria

Walking
Eating
Smelling
Touching

Oh god this bacteria… doesn’t find it’s end somewhere here… it can kill… eat… flesh… jump… duck… and even got holes and poles… each instrument helps this bacteria to re-create itself and re-produce.

This bacteria is a horrible customer… and a great consumer.

Comedy: Punch Lines (7)

 by DeYtH Banger


Reasonable flashback fucker



What bothers me is Germans and comedy in one sentence. First of all how do this two words find their way into this sentence? Second of all… if we go for comedy… we shouldn’t forget the harsh words which they are using… how the fuck sake they stay erected… while they say this words?



Oh god and as for comedy their language is raw…  fucking raw… when I listen to German.. . Nothing good comes out…

Rapist
Psychopath
Lunatic
Crazy
Mad
Insane
Serial killer
Mass Murder



Deanial of stupidity is the biggest problem of society. It’s blood thirsty sucker!



What’s this weird fetish of people?
Have you seen it?
I am guessing not… if you have seen it… I won’t be here… right now and talking about… (I am not genius or smart… I just give a thought)



People buy stuff and put them in home… they move from one home to another… by moving stuff… deliving stuff and putting them home…



It’s weird as so far as sex… if you have chance to think about it… (but it’s still it’s strange person like you to give a thought)… visualise the whole sex thing as a bacteria going with another parasite…



THAT’S HOW FAR BIOLOGY GETS

THOSE FUCKERS GOT SO FAR…




Let us put in action psychology… the profile thing…. That’s what Neeed in dark days as those.

Jealous-  Is the existence of love
Stalking - Is the moment when a person get so far obsessed that each single means positive




I CALL THE LAST THING TOO MUCH PLAYING ON THE ROAD OF SPIRTUAL LEARNING




Here is a detail which you miss along the lines…




I AM PROUD FUCK

Comedy: Punch Lines (8)

 By DeYtH Banger


Yey.. . Tell me your opinion…



CANNED PIECE OF SHIT


Sooo much theater.. . Life is harsh…

Isn’t it.. dear pro-lifers?

Sorry but probably you don’t got my message… enough with massage stuff and let’s clear it off where there is plus… there is and minus…so far experiencing those shit in life it’s shown as positive and negative… don’t worry if you got this… after all you got hard purpose in life and this symptoms should be broad to medical attention.

If you are suicidal… and thinking about it… co stantly and always giving it a procrastination to take the better side of the whole deal…




HERE IS THE TOP TIP
HERE IS THE TOP ADVICE
COME ON TWAG.. DO IT…
FUCKING DO IT… YOU GOT ONE SHOT IN LIFE
… BETTER TRY TO SHOOT YOURSELF




What’s this fetish with Flight or Flight for anxiety, approach anxiety, stress… depression… I mean… around all this topics we got this terminology “Flight or Fight"…



WHAT TYPE OF NARCISSTIC ASSHOLE DID CREATED THIS?

I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS PRINCIPLE… IT’S SELF CENTER… SELF EGO  â€¦. PRINCIPLE…




Am I funny, I hope so!


So before few days I went to a psychiatrist, so to check oit my story and get some insight shit.

I told him about how my mom brings homes strangers… how my father died… How I don’t have PLENY of friends… How I was raised in low standard Enviroment…


And he said

"How can I help?”


I left the room…, “Sorry… but I am not taking today jobs.. ”




Probably If I get a family… become a part of family… a member… probably I am going to look like a bold fat fuck… lost hope… lost motivation…




This whole idea with kids it’s a big accomplishment… As for me I am not emotionally stable… probably I am going to hang myself… it’s a big concept this far fetched idea… so far as for a beta fuck.




What’s this fucking fetish… to be nice… why you fucking like it?

You see a cute girl and already your ass is on the market.

You see a famous person and you already put him/her on the pedestal…




STOP THIS LICKING DICKS CONCEPR
STOP BEING NICE

IF IT’S UP TO ME
I AM GOING TO KILL MY MOM
I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THE MOUTH OF GRANDMOTHER

Comedy: Life-Zero

 By DeYtH Banger


It’s kinda short… not punchy not itchy… but the irony of life is that you are supposed to do it… to be committed.. .


Not to kill and shred papers… this is too far obnoxious for to bend into reality. I am not trying to be genius… I am not trying to do something in life… but look it for here… we are too far evolve to make life matter and what bothers me and gives me nightmares is matter of material and action.


This steps kill inner and outer game… we are talking about the perfect status killer. If somebody jerk offs… does this mean that jerk mode is off?… Does this mean?… When the dick is hard…. The jerk is evidently… on… cocky… playful… pragmatic… fun.. . Smart… but when is off…


What happens then?
…


Evidently… get few of those… a dose… a Boose and yeah you got my message it’s time for self-esteem destroyer…


- This mood is not enough
- I am not enough
- Life is not enough
- Can’t we just believe that life just won’t work?
- FUCK IT.. . Let it go in DEPRESS mode.. . I love it


You don’t know anything about life   …. We are not talking about the pick “up” stuff..  it’s pick “down"… stuff…  I am reading 65… book… evidently. Mind fucked… not sleeping and now as a tired… tud… TWAG.. . Trying to swag the whole thing….


BIG
WHINNY BITCH

Comedy: Killing Yourself

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… oh God.. . Oh god… you finally doing it?
After so much stress… study… depression… and anger… rude…. Arrogance.. . To alpha with women… to small dick… after all sizes… looks… weather… after all this shit you decided this?


I SEE COMMITMENT
I SEE FUCKING COMMITMENT

What you want is as strong as me motivator… to help you do the job… 1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don’t think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


After All.. . Commitment and action is what my nightmares made of… day time is made of guilt and let’s try to be fun about the whole shit… mind is a sick fuck… too much of thoughts FUCKS you over… lemme explain you about what above I gave you… such action like this one needs proper mindset and let me repeat it again:

1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4)

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