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you fourpence."
Cab Tout. "All right. Then you'l owe me twopence."
[Pg 190]
Barber. "Your 'air's getting very thin on the top, sir. I should recommend our wash."
Customer. "May I ask if that invigorating liquid is what you have been in the habit of using?"
[Dead silence.
[Pg 191]
Foggy Weather.
Highly Probable.βWe understand that in consequence of the high price of meat, the Beef-eaters at the Tower have all turned vegetarians.
What Millionaires Smoke.βGolden returns.
The Universal Watchword.βTick!
"Has Mr. Smith been here?"
"Yes; he was here about an hour ago."
"Was I with him?"
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Highly Probable.βWe understand that in consequence of the high price of meat, the Beef-eaters at the Tower have all turned vegetarians.
What Millionaires Smoke.βGolden returns.
The Universal Watchword.βTick!
BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.
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