Green Does Not Look Good On You by Alyza (novels for teenagers .TXT) 📕
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I frowned, “You’re a freak-a-dink.”
She smiled and blushed, “Stop flattering me!”
I gave her a strange look and put my glasses back on. She reached over and ripped them off my face.
“What the hell?!” I yelled
“You don’t need them.” She said shoving them in the pocket of her tight skinny jeans
“Why would I wear them if I didn’t need them?” I asked
She shrugged and faced the front of the class. Okay, I’ll admit I don’t need to wear them all the time, only for reading but I like being the quiet nerd in the back row.
I faced the front and everyone was staring at me. Feeling self-conscious, I reached over and tapped Jordan’s arm.
“What?” She asked turning to me
“Give ‘em back.” I frowned
She shook her head and turned away from me. I groaned and leaned back in my chair, grumpily.
“Jerk.” I muttered to her
“You sexy freak!” She suddenly yelled jumping up to dance, “You are the sexiest nerd I have ever met, Eliana.” She stated dancing around the class room
I raised my brows, “Sit down!”
She stopped dancing momentarily, “Nope.” Then she started dancing again
“Sit down Jordan!” Mr. Tanner said in a strict voice, “And give Eliana back her glasses.”
“Thank you!” I said in exasperation
“I don’t listen to people. Do you know you’re hot?” She asked stopping in front of him
He just looked at her, “Yes.”
She scoffed, “Like, sexy, though. You’re really sexy. Like my bestie Eliana.” She stated pointing to me
I rolled my eyes and sunk back into my seat. She’s so weird!
“Please sit down.” He sighed sitting on his desk
She shook her head, “I don’t wanna.”
Mr. Tanner’s eyes snapped to me and he sent me a pleading look. Sighing, I stood up and walked to the front of the class. I got between Jordan and Mr. Tanner.
“Go.” I said pointing to her desk
She pouted at me, “But I wanna talk to the sexy teacher!”
“Go sit down.” I ordered
“I don’t like listening to-” I cut her off
“Now.”
She glared at me before stomping off to her desk, I followed after her.
“Gimme my glasses.” I said sticking my hand out
She took them out of her pocket and tried to put them down her pants but they were too tight.
“Ugh! I HATE skinny jeans!” She grunted trying to stick them in
I tried reaching for it but she passed it to the guy next to her, “Put them down your pants.” She ordered him
He looked at her like she was crazy, “Hell No!”
“Do it!” She yelled grabbing the glasses, “Stand up!”
He frowned but did as told. She pulled him closer to her and shoved them into his pants.
“Jordan!” I yelled
She grinned in triumph and sat down, “Done.”
The guy reached down his pants and got the glasses out, “Here.” He said trying to hand them to me
“Keep ’em.” I said in disgust as walked back to my desk
The guy shrugged and put them on, turning to his friend to ask, “Do I look smart?”
“Nothing could make you look smart, Daren.” The guy chuckled
Daren glared and turned to face the front, muttering “Fucking asshole.”
I sat down grumpily and crossed my arms over my chest.
“Don’t be such a grumpy bump.” Jordan whispered smirking at me
“Grumpy bump? What the hell?” I asked frowning at her
“Yeah.” She said
“…Okay.” I said with my brows raised
She nodded, “Don’t be grumpy and sad.”
“I’m not sad.” I stated
“Don’t be grumpy then.”
I nodded and heard a loud sigh. I looked up and saw Mr. Tanner glaring at us.
“Do you guys need to get sent out of class?” He demanded
“Nope!” Jordan sang looking at him seductively
I laughed but then stopped when she glared at me.
“Sorry.” I smiled
She nodded and turned back to stare at Mr. tanner like the weirdo she is. He stared back evenly, looking annoyed.
“Please stop staring at me.” He pleaded with her
“Am I making you uncomfortable?” She smirked
“Yes.” He said bluntly
“Then I’m doing my job right.” She smiled innocently
He frowned and turned around just as the bell rang.
“Thank God.” He muttered, “For your homework, page 235. Numbers 10-30 evens.” He announced as people started walking towards the door
“Damn it. I thought he forgot about giving us homework.” This guy groaned sulking out the door
More groaned followed him as I packed up my things.
“What do you have next?” Jordan asked bouncing up to me
“It’s lunch.” I stated slinging my bag over my shoulder
“Yes! I’m sooo hungry!” She screamed
Mr. Tanner’s head snapped up so fast I’m wouldn’t be surprised if he got whiplash.
“What the fuck?” He growled glaring at Jordan
My eyebrows raised in shock.
“Teachers can’t cuss!” Jordan glared back
“I just did. Please get out of my classroom.” He said looking away
“With pleasure.” She sneered grabbing my arm, “Let’s go eat!” She shrieked
Mr. Tanner rolled his eyes and sat down on his desk, completely ignoring us.
I fell into step beside her and we started towards the door.
“Eliana? Can you stay back a moment?” Mr. Tanner asked
“No, she can’t.” Jordan answered pulling me towards the door
“She’ll get detention.” Mr. Tanner smirked and I ripped my arm out of Jordan’s grip
“I am not getting detention.” I stated, “Just wait outside for a minute.”
She glared at Mr. Tanner and nodded at me before walking out the door. I turned to Mr. Tanner and crossed my arms over my chest.
“Yes?” I asked
He smirked, “You look good.”
I arched a brow, “Do I now?”
“Yeah.” His eyes scanned over my face
“That’s nice. Can I go now?” I asked letting my hands fall limp at my sides
“Yeah.” He smirked again
I nodded and walked out the door.
“Oh my GOSH! I can’t believe he just did that!” Jordan exclaimed as soon as I walked out of the door
I rolled my eyes and pulled her towards the cafeteria. We walked in and she squealed loudly before running over to the lunch line.
I chuckled and followed her, I stood behind her in line as she babbled and ranted about what Mr. Tanner said.
“It’s not a big deal.” I sighed
“A teacher just HIT on you. A HOT teacher at that! Just wait till tomorrow.” She whispered frantically
I groaned loudly, “I don’t wanna.”
“Too bad.” She sneered with an evil glare
I held my hands up, “Calm down.”
She held her glare another second before smiling widely, “I think you would look good with a fringe. Or…black hair instead or light brown. Yeah…black. Get you in some tight clothes.” She said thoughtfully while looking me up and down
“Ummm…” I trailed off feeling uncomfortable
“What?” She asked grabbing a tray
I grabbed a tray too, “Nothing.”
Her left eye twitched, “Uh-huh.”
I laughed, “Does your eye always twitch?”
She gasped, “My eye twitches?!”
“Yeah.” I laughed grabbing a bottle of water
“That’s so cool!” She said bouncing up and down, she tried to do it again, “Did it work?”
“No.” I laughed grabbing a sub sandwich
“Shoot!” She snapped her fingers and pouted
I shook my head as we walked over to an empty table. We sat down and she squealed.
“HOTNESS!” She yelled staring behind me
I looked behind me and saw Mr. Tanner strutting to the lunch line.
“You’re SO weird.” I laughed
“How is it weird to think a hot guy is hot?” She asked looking at me in shock
“He’s not that good looking.” I said unwrapping my sandwich
“He should be a freakin’ MODEL!” She yelled
People looked at her like she was crazy and I looked around, I’ve never had this much attention before. I don’t really like it.
“What ya’ll lookin’ at?!” Jordan yelled glaring at everybody
The look on her face made me laugh loudly. She looked like she was on crack.
She grinned at me, “Something funny?”
I nodded still laughing, “You’re face when you yelled at them.”
She started laughing with me.
I ignored all the looks I got from the people eating lunch and focused on my new best friend.
There's a part two with just the characters for the book. If you want to see who they are, check it out.
~Alyza
I frowned, “You’re a freak-a-dink.”
She smiled and blushed, “Stop flattering me!”
I gave her a strange look and put my glasses back on. She reached over and ripped them off my face.
“What the hell?!” I yelled
“You don’t need them.” She said shoving them in the pocket of her tight skinny jeans
“Why would I wear them if I didn’t need them?” I asked
She shrugged and faced the front of the class. Okay, I’ll admit I don’t need to wear them all the time, only for reading but I like being the quiet nerd in the back row.
I faced the front and everyone was staring at me. Feeling self-conscious, I reached over and tapped Jordan’s arm.
“What?” She asked turning to me
“Give ‘em back.” I frowned
She shook her head and turned away from me. I groaned and leaned back in my chair, grumpily.
“Jerk.” I muttered to her
“You sexy freak!” She suddenly yelled jumping up to dance, “You are the sexiest nerd I have ever met, Eliana.” She stated dancing around the class room
I raised my brows, “Sit down!”
She stopped dancing momentarily, “Nope.” Then she started dancing again
“Sit down Jordan!” Mr. Tanner said in a strict voice, “And give Eliana back her glasses.”
“Thank you!” I said in exasperation
“I don’t listen to people. Do you know you’re hot?” She asked stopping in front of him
He just looked at her, “Yes.”
She scoffed, “Like, sexy, though. You’re really sexy. Like my bestie Eliana.” She stated pointing to me
I rolled my eyes and sunk back into my seat. She’s so weird!
“Please sit down.” He sighed sitting on his desk
She shook her head, “I don’t wanna.”
Mr. Tanner’s eyes snapped to me and he sent me a pleading look. Sighing, I stood up and walked to the front of the class. I got between Jordan and Mr. Tanner.
“Go.” I said pointing to her desk
She pouted at me, “But I wanna talk to the sexy teacher!”
“Go sit down.” I ordered
“I don’t like listening to-” I cut her off
“Now.”
She glared at me before stomping off to her desk, I followed after her.
“Gimme my glasses.” I said sticking my hand out
She took them out of her pocket and tried to put them down her pants but they were too tight.
“Ugh! I HATE skinny jeans!” She grunted trying to stick them in
I tried reaching for it but she passed it to the guy next to her, “Put them down your pants.” She ordered him
He looked at her like she was crazy, “Hell No!”
“Do it!” She yelled grabbing the glasses, “Stand up!”
He frowned but did as told. She pulled him closer to her and shoved them into his pants.
“Jordan!” I yelled
She grinned in triumph and sat down, “Done.”
The guy reached down his pants and got the glasses out, “Here.” He said trying to hand them to me
“Keep ’em.” I said in disgust as walked back to my desk
The guy shrugged and put them on, turning to his friend to ask, “Do I look smart?”
“Nothing could make you look smart, Daren.” The guy chuckled
Daren glared and turned to face the front, muttering “Fucking asshole.”
I sat down grumpily and crossed my arms over my chest.
“Don’t be such a grumpy bump.” Jordan whispered smirking at me
“Grumpy bump? What the hell?” I asked frowning at her
“Yeah.” She said
“…Okay.” I said with my brows raised
She nodded, “Don’t be grumpy and sad.”
“I’m not sad.” I stated
“Don’t be grumpy then.”
I nodded and heard a loud sigh. I looked up and saw Mr. Tanner glaring at us.
“Do you guys need to get sent out of class?” He demanded
“Nope!” Jordan sang looking at him seductively
I laughed but then stopped when she glared at me.
“Sorry.” I smiled
She nodded and turned back to stare at Mr. tanner like the weirdo she is. He stared back evenly, looking annoyed.
“Please stop staring at me.” He pleaded with her
“Am I making you uncomfortable?” She smirked
“Yes.” He said bluntly
“Then I’m doing my job right.” She smiled innocently
He frowned and turned around just as the bell rang.
“Thank God.” He muttered, “For your homework, page 235. Numbers 10-30 evens.” He announced as people started walking towards the door
“Damn it. I thought he forgot about giving us homework.” This guy groaned sulking out the door
More groaned followed him as I packed up my things.
“What do you have next?” Jordan asked bouncing up to me
“It’s lunch.” I stated slinging my bag over my shoulder
“Yes! I’m sooo hungry!” She screamed
Mr. Tanner’s head snapped up so fast I’m wouldn’t be surprised if he got whiplash.
“What the fuck?” He growled glaring at Jordan
My eyebrows raised in shock.
“Teachers can’t cuss!” Jordan glared back
“I just did. Please get out of my classroom.” He said looking away
“With pleasure.” She sneered grabbing my arm, “Let’s go eat!” She shrieked
Mr. Tanner rolled his eyes and sat down on his desk, completely ignoring us.
I fell into step beside her and we started towards the door.
“Eliana? Can you stay back a moment?” Mr. Tanner asked
“No, she can’t.” Jordan answered pulling me towards the door
“She’ll get detention.” Mr. Tanner smirked and I ripped my arm out of Jordan’s grip
“I am not getting detention.” I stated, “Just wait outside for a minute.”
She glared at Mr. Tanner and nodded at me before walking out the door. I turned to Mr. Tanner and crossed my arms over my chest.
“Yes?” I asked
He smirked, “You look good.”
I arched a brow, “Do I now?”
“Yeah.” His eyes scanned over my face
“That’s nice. Can I go now?” I asked letting my hands fall limp at my sides
“Yeah.” He smirked again
I nodded and walked out the door.
“Oh my GOSH! I can’t believe he just did that!” Jordan exclaimed as soon as I walked out of the door
I rolled my eyes and pulled her towards the cafeteria. We walked in and she squealed loudly before running over to the lunch line.
I chuckled and followed her, I stood behind her in line as she babbled and ranted about what Mr. Tanner said.
“It’s not a big deal.” I sighed
“A teacher just HIT on you. A HOT teacher at that! Just wait till tomorrow.” She whispered frantically
I groaned loudly, “I don’t wanna.”
“Too bad.” She sneered with an evil glare
I held my hands up, “Calm down.”
She held her glare another second before smiling widely, “I think you would look good with a fringe. Or…black hair instead or light brown. Yeah…black. Get you in some tight clothes.” She said thoughtfully while looking me up and down
“Ummm…” I trailed off feeling uncomfortable
“What?” She asked grabbing a tray
I grabbed a tray too, “Nothing.”
Her left eye twitched, “Uh-huh.”
I laughed, “Does your eye always twitch?”
She gasped, “My eye twitches?!”
“Yeah.” I laughed grabbing a bottle of water
“That’s so cool!” She said bouncing up and down, she tried to do it again, “Did it work?”
“No.” I laughed grabbing a sub sandwich
“Shoot!” She snapped her fingers and pouted
I shook my head as we walked over to an empty table. We sat down and she squealed.
“HOTNESS!” She yelled staring behind me
I looked behind me and saw Mr. Tanner strutting to the lunch line.
“You’re SO weird.” I laughed
“How is it weird to think a hot guy is hot?” She asked looking at me in shock
“He’s not that good looking.” I said unwrapping my sandwich
“He should be a freakin’ MODEL!” She yelled
People looked at her like she was crazy and I looked around, I’ve never had this much attention before. I don’t really like it.
“What ya’ll lookin’ at?!” Jordan yelled glaring at everybody
The look on her face made me laugh loudly. She looked like she was on crack.
She grinned at me, “Something funny?”
I nodded still laughing, “You’re face when you yelled at them.”
She started laughing with me.
I ignored all the looks I got from the people eating lunch and focused on my new best friend.
There's a part two with just the characters for the book. If you want to see who they are, check it out.
~Alyza
Publication Date: 08-06-2011
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