Hate to Love [[[PERMANENT HIATUS]]] by (Young) Mo Humphrey (e book free reading TXT) π
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Kathrin Pence never wanted anything but a normal life. She didnt ask for a perfect life normal was fine. Infact her life was great until her wonderful parents decided to go live with some tribe of monkeys in brazil and study the cannibals of whatcha-ma-call-it, and she goes to live with her brother and his five idiot friends. read on to find out.
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FROWN. "IM SORRY RUE BUT YOU CAN
KISS..........ER......WHATEVER, BUT NO TOUNGE AND DONT
MAKE NOISES AND NO BOYS IN YOU ROOM PAST 12:00 AM
OKAY?" HE SAYS. I LOOK AT LUCAS AND SMILE "MKAY WELL
ITS STILL 11:00 SO UM......YEAH!" I SAY. "OKAY BYE DONT
BE........LIKE DOING BAD.........STUFF." RICKY SAYS. I JUST
LAUGH AND SHOW HIM THE DOOR. RIGHT AFTER HE LEFT
LUCAS PINNED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND KISSED ME. I
HOPPED UP AND WRAPPED MY LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST AND
WRAPPED MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK. I LICKED LUCAS'S LIP
AND BIT IT CAUSING LUCAS TO MOAN. HE SNAKED HIS
HANDS UP MY SHIRT AND STARTED TOUCHING MY CHEST. I
TANGLED MY FINGERS INTO HIS HAIR. "BABE IM TIRED." I
WHISPERED IN HIS EAR. "MMMMMM...." HE WHINED. I
HOPPED DOWN AND GRABBED HIS HAND. HE WONT FREAKIN
BUDGE!!! I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THEN GRABBED HIS EAR
AND PULLED HIM TO MY BED. "OW OW OW OW OW!" HE SAYS.
I PUSH HIM ONTO THE BED AND LAYED MY HEAD ON HIS
CHEST. "NIGHT BABY." I MUMBLE INTO HIS CHEST. "NIGHT
LOVE." I BARELY HEAR HIM MURMUR. MMMMMMMMM!
COOOMMMMFFFFYYYY!
I WOKE UP AND LOOKED DOWN AND SAW LUCAS.
"MORNIN SLEEPY HEAD." HE SAYS SMILING. "MMMMM YOU
BETTER AT LEAST PUT ON SOME BASKETBALL SHORTS." I SAY.
"OKAY DONT GO DOWN TILL IM DONE." HE SAYS "I HAVE SOME
OF YOUR SHORTS.........IT WAS THE DAY WE LET EZEKIAL DO
LAUNDRY AND HE CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
GIRLS CLOTHES AND BOY CLOTHES IF HIS LIFE COUNTED ON
IT." I SAY "MMMKAY WHERE ARE THEY?" HE ASKS. I JUST
POINT TO MY DRESSER. HE WALKS OVER THERE AND PUTS
THEM ON. "LETS GO..." HE SAYS. I PUT MY ARMS UP SHOWING
HIM TO PICK ME UP. "UNGH!" I MUMBLE. "OH KATIE." HE SAYS
SHAKING HIS HEAD AND PICKING ME UP AND SWINGING ME
AROUND SO HE IS GIVING ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE. I
WRAPPED MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK AND MY LEGS
AROUND HIS WAIST. "THANKS BABY!" I SAY SMILING BIG "NO
PROB BABE." HE SAYS WALKING OUT OF MY ROOM. "GEESH
YOU DONT WEIGH ANYTHING!" LUCAS SAYS "PSH I WEIGH
111!" I SAY. HE SNICKERS AND RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS
REALLY FAST. "EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" I
SQUEAL. HE LAUGHS..............AT. ME! AAAH WELL. I KISSED
HIS NECK. WHEN WE ENTER THE ROOM EVERYONE STARES AT
US. "HEY YA'LL!" I SAY HOPPING DOWN AND PUTTING MY ARM
AROUND LUCAS'S WAIST. "RICKYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SAYS JEREMY
"YEAH?" RICKY SAYS COMING IN AND SMILING AT US. I
LEANED INTO HIM. "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!" ANDY SAYS. I
KISSED HIM DEEPLY. "MMMMMM." I MUMBLE INTO LUCAS'S
MOUTH. "WHATEVER IM CALLING HANNAH!" ANDY SAYS.
"YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" I YELL. "HMPH............GUYS.....SCHOOL
STARTS ON MONDAY!" MARK EXCLAIMS. "YEAH, AND LUCAS'S
SLUT CLUB AREN'T GONNA LIKE IT WHEN THEY SEE THIS PIC!"
JEREMY SAYS SMIRKING EVILY. I LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND
SMILE. ITS OF ME AND LUCAS. IM STRADDLING HIM IN HIS
SEAT AT PIZZA PETES AND WE ARE KISSING. "YOU TAKE
PICTURES OF THIS SHIT JER?" RICKY SAYS "EH ONLY THIS
ONCE.....FOR LUCAS'S SLUT CLUB!" HE EXPLAINS. "DONT
FORGET TO POST THIS ONE TOO!" LUCAS HALF YELLS AS HE
PUTS ME ON THE COUNTER AND KISSES ME. I SMILED INTO
HIS LIPS AND HE PUT HIS HANDS ON MY HIPS. "NO TOUNGE
GOD DAMNIT!" RICKY YELLS. I PULL AWAY AND JEREMY
SMILES. "POSTED!!!" HE YELLS. AAH GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!
"BABY WAKE UP....YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!" LUCAS
WHISPER/YELLS INTO MY EAR.
"MMMMFFFAAAPPPOOOOFAADOO!!!!!
(TRANSLATION:MMMMFFFAAAPPOOOOOFAAADOO!!!!!)" I
MUMBLE. HE PULLS ME UPRIGHT WITH HIM. I GROAN AND
GET UP. "WHAT TO WEAR WHAT TO WEAR?!?" I YELL. I PICK
OUT THE USUAL. A PAIR OF SHORT SHORTS AND A SHIRT
THAT SAYS "MEET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" WITH A DISCO
BALL BACKGROUND. "HEH HEH!
MKAY......................OOOOUUUUTTTT!" I YELL AT HIM. "I
WONT LOOK I SWEAR!" HE SAYS BURROWING HIS FACE INTO
MY PILLOW. I HURRY AND GET DRESSED THEN PUT ON LIGHT
EYELINER AND MASCARA. I SMIRKED AND SAID "KAY LETS
GO!". LUCAS HOPS UP AND RUNS TO HIS ROOM SUPER FAST.
HE COMES OUT LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER IN A PAIR OF
GREAT FITTING JEANS AND A DUSTY BLUE T-SHIRT. "WAIT A
SEC!" I SAY RUNNING TO MY BATHROOM AND BRUSHING MY
TEETH. I JUMP ON HIS BACK AND SMACK HIS ASS "GIDYUP!!!"
I YELL AS HE SNICKERS AND STARTS RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS.
WE GET INTO HIS CAR AND AS SOON AS WE PULL UP TO THE
SCHOOL HIS ARMY OF SLUTS SURROUND THE CAR. HE
SMILES, GETS OUT, PUSHES SOME BOLD SLUTS AWAY AND
OPENS MY DOOR. I GET OUT AND HE LOOKS AT ME.
"PIGGYBACK RIDE!!" I YELL. "OOOH THE THINGS I DO FOR
YOU LOVE!" HE EXCLAIMS THROWING ME ON HIS BACK. HE
PUSHES THROUGH CROWDS OF WHORES AND WE FINALLY
MAKE IT TO CLASS. WE HAVE THE SAME SCHEDULE SO YEAH.
THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHS WHEN WE COME IN AND IM STILL
ON HIS BACK. "YOU ARE LATE!!!!" SAYS MR.WATERGROUND IN
HIS I-ALWAYS-HAVE-A-COLD VOICE. "NUUH UH!!! WE HAVE
30 SECONDS TILL WE ARE LATE!!! HEH HEH CHEW ON THAT
BOBERT!!!" I YELL OVER LUCAS'S SHOULDER. THE TEACHERS
NAME IS ROBERT BUUUUT I LIKE BOBERT BETTER. "MIZZ
PENCE! MR. SPIRES! GET INTO YOUR SEATS!" HE SHOUTS AT
US. "MMKAY CHILL BOBERT!" I SAY POKING HIS BIRD NOSE.
THE CLASS (MINUS LUCAS'S OLD SLUTS!) LAUGH AS I SMACK
LUCAS'S BUTT AND YELL "GIDDYUP!!!!". GOOOOD TIMES
HEY GUYS SO IM GIVING MY ACCOUNT TO A GIRL I KNOW CAUSE I HAVE REALLY BAD WRITERS BLOCK ON ALL MY BOOKS SO THE REST OF THE BOOK IS ALL HER AND ANY OTHER THATS MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT IS THE GIRLS THANKS AND BYE YA'LL!!! XOXO K. RUSKOVA
IN THE MIDDLE OF 3RD PERIOD A NOTE GET THROWN ON MY DESK: BITCH STAY AWAY FROM MY LUKEY!!!! -XOXO MIRANDA. I LOOK AROUND AND SEE A BLONDE BLACK EYED FUGLEY AS HELL SLUT(WHOM I HAPPEN TO KNOW HAS FAKE BOOBS CAUSE I RAN INTO HER ONE TIME AND THE WERE LIKE FREAKIN BOULDERS!!!) LOOK AT ME AND SMILE ALL FAKE LIKE. "MIZZ PENCE!!!!!" MR.FINKLES YELLS "MIZZTER BILLIAM!!!!!" I YELL BACK AT HIM.HEH HIS NAME IS WILLIAM BUUUT (LIKE BOBERT!) I PREFER BILLIAM "IS THAT A NOTE I SEE?" HE SAYS "WELL WHY DONTCHA COME CHECK!" I SAY IN A DUH VOICE. HE WALKS UP AND READS IT OUT LOUD. "MISS ROBERTS I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AFTER CLASS." HE SAYS. I SMILE AND SCOOT MY SEAT CLOSER TO LUCAS. LOOKING AT HER I MOUTH THE WORD "BITCHFACE!". LUCAS NOTICES AND SMILES. HEH HEHE HEH HEH HEH. AFTER CLASS ITS LUNCH....YAY!!!!
I GOT MY TRAY AND GRAB 3 SLICES OF PIZZA. YUMMMMMMMMMM! "RICKY I DONT KNOW HOW YOUR SISTER STAYS SO HOT WITH HOW MUCH FREAKIN FOOD SHE EATS!!!" MARK YELLS. "MINE!" LUCAS PLAYFULLY SMACKS HIM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD. ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY CHAIR IS BEING PULLED OUT FROM OUR TABLE AND AWAY FROM EVERYONE. I LOOK BACK AND SEE JEREMY AND HIS OTHER PLAYER FRIENDS "HHHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLPPPPP PEDO BEAR!!! HURRY !!!!!! THE PEDO BEAR IS DRAGGING ME AWAY!!!!" I YELLED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. "KATIE! SHUT UP!" JEREMY SAYS. I JUMP OF THE CHAIR AND RUN TO LUCAS FLAILING MY ARMS. "HELP BABE THE PEDO BEAR IS COMING!" I YELL. LUCAS WALKS UP TO ME AND PICKS ME UP BRIDAL STYLE. I KISSED HIS NECK AND LOOKED DIRECTLY AT MIRANDA AND HER SLUT ARMY. THEY WERE ALL GLARING AT ME. "ARE THEY CAUSING YOU TROUBLE BABE?" LUCAS ASKED I SHRUGGED AND HE WALKED OVER TO THEIR TABLE. "LISTEN UP GIRLS, SEE KATE HERE?" HE SAID "YEAH I SEE THE SLUT THERE!" MIRANDA SAID ALL LAUGHY AND SLUTTY WHILE TWIRLING HER HAIR. "NO, IM NOT A SLUT! I AM A V-I-R-G-I-N GOT IT? AND LUCAS. IS. MINE! IM HIS. MMMKAY!!!!!" I SAY. "PROVE IT BEEOTCH!" ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID. I WILL! I CRUSHED MY LIPS TO HIS AND HE LICKED MY BOTTOM LIP. I GRANTED THE ACESS HE WANTED. "WHATEVER BITCH!!!" MIRANDA YELLED. I GAVE HER THE BIRD AND LUCAS BROKE OFF THE KISS. WE WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE AND JEREMY STOLE MY FUCKIN SEAT! I GROANED AND SIT ON RICKYS LAP. "HEY MY BROLIO!" I YELL "HEY LITTLE RUE!" HE YELLS BACK. "OH SO YOUR DATING THEM BOTH?" A SLUTTY VOICE SAYS. I LOOK UP AND SEE ONE OF MIRANDAS FRIENDS. "IM HIS FREAKIN SISTER!" I SAY DISGUSTED. "DUMB ASS, FUCKTARD, DIP SHIT, SLUT FACE, IDIOT!" I HEAR GO THOUGHOUT THE TABLE. "-SLUT GASP- I NEED MY UNDERWEAR BACK IF THATS YOUR SISTER RICKY!" SHE SAYS SMILING "I DONT HAVE YOUR NASTY ASS PANTIES BRENDA." RICKY SAYS. "OH I MEAN JEREMY, ANDY,EZEKIAL,AND MARKY!" SHE SAYS QUICKLY TRYING TO COVER UP HER FAKE STORY. "NAH NOT ME!" MARK SAYS "BITCH PLEASE! I HAVE A GIRL!" ANDY SAYS "EVEN I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING WITH YOU!" JEREMY SAYS "EEEEW I DONT HAVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TOUCHED YOUR ASS!" ZEKE SAYS. "HEH TAKE THAT BITCH!" I YELL. LUCAS LAUGHS AND PULLS ME ONTO HIS LAP. "I LUURRVVVE BEIN WITH MY MAN ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LUURRVVVE PIZZA!" I SAY CUDDLING INTO LUCAS'S CHEST. "MAN THAT SLUT IS CRAZY." RICKY WHISPERS "WHAT ARE WE WHISPERING FOR IM READY TO HANG A SIGN 'BITCH CRRRAAAAZZZAAAYYYZZZAAAYY!!!!!!!!'" I YELL POINTING AT BRENDA. A WAVE OF LAUGHS GO THROUGH THE CAF. "IM GLAD I COULD SOOO THOUROUGHLY ENTERTAIN YA'LL!!!" I YELL AGAIN WAVING MY ARMS AROUND. TEHEHE!!!!
ON THE WAY HOME! :) PAYPHONE BY MAROON 5 COMES ON AND I START SINGING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding
KISS..........ER......WHATEVER, BUT NO TOUNGE AND DONT
MAKE NOISES AND NO BOYS IN YOU ROOM PAST 12:00 AM
OKAY?" HE SAYS. I LOOK AT LUCAS AND SMILE "MKAY WELL
ITS STILL 11:00 SO UM......YEAH!" I SAY. "OKAY BYE DONT
BE........LIKE DOING BAD.........STUFF." RICKY SAYS. I JUST
LAUGH AND SHOW HIM THE DOOR. RIGHT AFTER HE LEFT
LUCAS PINNED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND KISSED ME. I
HOPPED UP AND WRAPPED MY LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST AND
WRAPPED MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK. I LICKED LUCAS'S LIP
AND BIT IT CAUSING LUCAS TO MOAN. HE SNAKED HIS
HANDS UP MY SHIRT AND STARTED TOUCHING MY CHEST. I
TANGLED MY FINGERS INTO HIS HAIR. "BABE IM TIRED." I
WHISPERED IN HIS EAR. "MMMMMM...." HE WHINED. I
HOPPED DOWN AND GRABBED HIS HAND. HE WONT FREAKIN
BUDGE!!! I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THEN GRABBED HIS EAR
AND PULLED HIM TO MY BED. "OW OW OW OW OW!" HE SAYS.
I PUSH HIM ONTO THE BED AND LAYED MY HEAD ON HIS
CHEST. "NIGHT BABY." I MUMBLE INTO HIS CHEST. "NIGHT
LOVE." I BARELY HEAR HIM MURMUR. MMMMMMMMM!
COOOMMMMFFFFYYYY!
I WOKE UP AND LOOKED DOWN AND SAW LUCAS.
"MORNIN SLEEPY HEAD." HE SAYS SMILING. "MMMMM YOU
BETTER AT LEAST PUT ON SOME BASKETBALL SHORTS." I SAY.
"OKAY DONT GO DOWN TILL IM DONE." HE SAYS "I HAVE SOME
OF YOUR SHORTS.........IT WAS THE DAY WE LET EZEKIAL DO
LAUNDRY AND HE CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
GIRLS CLOTHES AND BOY CLOTHES IF HIS LIFE COUNTED ON
IT." I SAY "MMMKAY WHERE ARE THEY?" HE ASKS. I JUST
POINT TO MY DRESSER. HE WALKS OVER THERE AND PUTS
THEM ON. "LETS GO..." HE SAYS. I PUT MY ARMS UP SHOWING
HIM TO PICK ME UP. "UNGH!" I MUMBLE. "OH KATIE." HE SAYS
SHAKING HIS HEAD AND PICKING ME UP AND SWINGING ME
AROUND SO HE IS GIVING ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE. I
WRAPPED MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK AND MY LEGS
AROUND HIS WAIST. "THANKS BABY!" I SAY SMILING BIG "NO
PROB BABE." HE SAYS WALKING OUT OF MY ROOM. "GEESH
YOU DONT WEIGH ANYTHING!" LUCAS SAYS "PSH I WEIGH
111!" I SAY. HE SNICKERS AND RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS
REALLY FAST. "EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" I
SQUEAL. HE LAUGHS..............AT. ME! AAAH WELL. I KISSED
HIS NECK. WHEN WE ENTER THE ROOM EVERYONE STARES AT
US. "HEY YA'LL!" I SAY HOPPING DOWN AND PUTTING MY ARM
AROUND LUCAS'S WAIST. "RICKYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SAYS JEREMY
"YEAH?" RICKY SAYS COMING IN AND SMILING AT US. I
LEANED INTO HIM. "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!" ANDY SAYS. I
KISSED HIM DEEPLY. "MMMMMM." I MUMBLE INTO LUCAS'S
MOUTH. "WHATEVER IM CALLING HANNAH!" ANDY SAYS.
"YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" I YELL. "HMPH............GUYS.....SCHOOL
STARTS ON MONDAY!" MARK EXCLAIMS. "YEAH, AND LUCAS'S
SLUT CLUB AREN'T GONNA LIKE IT WHEN THEY SEE THIS PIC!"
JEREMY SAYS SMIRKING EVILY. I LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND
SMILE. ITS OF ME AND LUCAS. IM STRADDLING HIM IN HIS
SEAT AT PIZZA PETES AND WE ARE KISSING. "YOU TAKE
PICTURES OF THIS SHIT JER?" RICKY SAYS "EH ONLY THIS
ONCE.....FOR LUCAS'S SLUT CLUB!" HE EXPLAINS. "DONT
FORGET TO POST THIS ONE TOO!" LUCAS HALF YELLS AS HE
PUTS ME ON THE COUNTER AND KISSES ME. I SMILED INTO
HIS LIPS AND HE PUT HIS HANDS ON MY HIPS. "NO TOUNGE
GOD DAMNIT!" RICKY YELLS. I PULL AWAY AND JEREMY
SMILES. "POSTED!!!" HE YELLS. AAH GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!
"BABY WAKE UP....YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!" LUCAS
WHISPER/YELLS INTO MY EAR.
"MMMMFFFAAAPPPOOOOFAADOO!!!!!
(TRANSLATION:MMMMFFFAAAPPOOOOOFAAADOO!!!!!)" I
MUMBLE. HE PULLS ME UPRIGHT WITH HIM. I GROAN AND
GET UP. "WHAT TO WEAR WHAT TO WEAR?!?" I YELL. I PICK
OUT THE USUAL. A PAIR OF SHORT SHORTS AND A SHIRT
THAT SAYS "MEET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" WITH A DISCO
BALL BACKGROUND. "HEH HEH!
MKAY......................OOOOUUUUTTTT!" I YELL AT HIM. "I
WONT LOOK I SWEAR!" HE SAYS BURROWING HIS FACE INTO
MY PILLOW. I HURRY AND GET DRESSED THEN PUT ON LIGHT
EYELINER AND MASCARA. I SMIRKED AND SAID "KAY LETS
GO!". LUCAS HOPS UP AND RUNS TO HIS ROOM SUPER FAST.
HE COMES OUT LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER IN A PAIR OF
GREAT FITTING JEANS AND A DUSTY BLUE T-SHIRT. "WAIT A
SEC!" I SAY RUNNING TO MY BATHROOM AND BRUSHING MY
TEETH. I JUMP ON HIS BACK AND SMACK HIS ASS "GIDYUP!!!"
I YELL AS HE SNICKERS AND STARTS RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS.
WE GET INTO HIS CAR AND AS SOON AS WE PULL UP TO THE
SCHOOL HIS ARMY OF SLUTS SURROUND THE CAR. HE
SMILES, GETS OUT, PUSHES SOME BOLD SLUTS AWAY AND
OPENS MY DOOR. I GET OUT AND HE LOOKS AT ME.
"PIGGYBACK RIDE!!" I YELL. "OOOH THE THINGS I DO FOR
YOU LOVE!" HE EXCLAIMS THROWING ME ON HIS BACK. HE
PUSHES THROUGH CROWDS OF WHORES AND WE FINALLY
MAKE IT TO CLASS. WE HAVE THE SAME SCHEDULE SO YEAH.
THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHS WHEN WE COME IN AND IM STILL
ON HIS BACK. "YOU ARE LATE!!!!" SAYS MR.WATERGROUND IN
HIS I-ALWAYS-HAVE-A-COLD VOICE. "NUUH UH!!! WE HAVE
30 SECONDS TILL WE ARE LATE!!! HEH HEH CHEW ON THAT
BOBERT!!!" I YELL OVER LUCAS'S SHOULDER. THE TEACHERS
NAME IS ROBERT BUUUUT I LIKE BOBERT BETTER. "MIZZ
PENCE! MR. SPIRES! GET INTO YOUR SEATS!" HE SHOUTS AT
US. "MMKAY CHILL BOBERT!" I SAY POKING HIS BIRD NOSE.
THE CLASS (MINUS LUCAS'S OLD SLUTS!) LAUGH AS I SMACK
LUCAS'S BUTT AND YELL "GIDDYUP!!!!". GOOOOD TIMES
HEY GUYS SO IM GIVING MY ACCOUNT TO A GIRL I KNOW CAUSE I HAVE REALLY BAD WRITERS BLOCK ON ALL MY BOOKS SO THE REST OF THE BOOK IS ALL HER AND ANY OTHER THATS MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT IS THE GIRLS THANKS AND BYE YA'LL!!! XOXO K. RUSKOVA
IN THE MIDDLE OF 3RD PERIOD A NOTE GET THROWN ON MY DESK: BITCH STAY AWAY FROM MY LUKEY!!!! -XOXO MIRANDA. I LOOK AROUND AND SEE A BLONDE BLACK EYED FUGLEY AS HELL SLUT(WHOM I HAPPEN TO KNOW HAS FAKE BOOBS CAUSE I RAN INTO HER ONE TIME AND THE WERE LIKE FREAKIN BOULDERS!!!) LOOK AT ME AND SMILE ALL FAKE LIKE. "MIZZ PENCE!!!!!" MR.FINKLES YELLS "MIZZTER BILLIAM!!!!!" I YELL BACK AT HIM.HEH HIS NAME IS WILLIAM BUUUT (LIKE BOBERT!) I PREFER BILLIAM "IS THAT A NOTE I SEE?" HE SAYS "WELL WHY DONTCHA COME CHECK!" I SAY IN A DUH VOICE. HE WALKS UP AND READS IT OUT LOUD. "MISS ROBERTS I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AFTER CLASS." HE SAYS. I SMILE AND SCOOT MY SEAT CLOSER TO LUCAS. LOOKING AT HER I MOUTH THE WORD "BITCHFACE!". LUCAS NOTICES AND SMILES. HEH HEHE HEH HEH HEH. AFTER CLASS ITS LUNCH....YAY!!!!
I GOT MY TRAY AND GRAB 3 SLICES OF PIZZA. YUMMMMMMMMMM! "RICKY I DONT KNOW HOW YOUR SISTER STAYS SO HOT WITH HOW MUCH FREAKIN FOOD SHE EATS!!!" MARK YELLS. "MINE!" LUCAS PLAYFULLY SMACKS HIM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD. ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY CHAIR IS BEING PULLED OUT FROM OUR TABLE AND AWAY FROM EVERYONE. I LOOK BACK AND SEE JEREMY AND HIS OTHER PLAYER FRIENDS "HHHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLPPPPP PEDO BEAR!!! HURRY !!!!!! THE PEDO BEAR IS DRAGGING ME AWAY!!!!" I YELLED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. "KATIE! SHUT UP!" JEREMY SAYS. I JUMP OF THE CHAIR AND RUN TO LUCAS FLAILING MY ARMS. "HELP BABE THE PEDO BEAR IS COMING!" I YELL. LUCAS WALKS UP TO ME AND PICKS ME UP BRIDAL STYLE. I KISSED HIS NECK AND LOOKED DIRECTLY AT MIRANDA AND HER SLUT ARMY. THEY WERE ALL GLARING AT ME. "ARE THEY CAUSING YOU TROUBLE BABE?" LUCAS ASKED I SHRUGGED AND HE WALKED OVER TO THEIR TABLE. "LISTEN UP GIRLS, SEE KATE HERE?" HE SAID "YEAH I SEE THE SLUT THERE!" MIRANDA SAID ALL LAUGHY AND SLUTTY WHILE TWIRLING HER HAIR. "NO, IM NOT A SLUT! I AM A V-I-R-G-I-N GOT IT? AND LUCAS. IS. MINE! IM HIS. MMMKAY!!!!!" I SAY. "PROVE IT BEEOTCH!" ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID. I WILL! I CRUSHED MY LIPS TO HIS AND HE LICKED MY BOTTOM LIP. I GRANTED THE ACESS HE WANTED. "WHATEVER BITCH!!!" MIRANDA YELLED. I GAVE HER THE BIRD AND LUCAS BROKE OFF THE KISS. WE WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE AND JEREMY STOLE MY FUCKIN SEAT! I GROANED AND SIT ON RICKYS LAP. "HEY MY BROLIO!" I YELL "HEY LITTLE RUE!" HE YELLS BACK. "OH SO YOUR DATING THEM BOTH?" A SLUTTY VOICE SAYS. I LOOK UP AND SEE ONE OF MIRANDAS FRIENDS. "IM HIS FREAKIN SISTER!" I SAY DISGUSTED. "DUMB ASS, FUCKTARD, DIP SHIT, SLUT FACE, IDIOT!" I HEAR GO THOUGHOUT THE TABLE. "-SLUT GASP- I NEED MY UNDERWEAR BACK IF THATS YOUR SISTER RICKY!" SHE SAYS SMILING "I DONT HAVE YOUR NASTY ASS PANTIES BRENDA." RICKY SAYS. "OH I MEAN JEREMY, ANDY,EZEKIAL,AND MARKY!" SHE SAYS QUICKLY TRYING TO COVER UP HER FAKE STORY. "NAH NOT ME!" MARK SAYS "BITCH PLEASE! I HAVE A GIRL!" ANDY SAYS "EVEN I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING WITH YOU!" JEREMY SAYS "EEEEW I DONT HAVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TOUCHED YOUR ASS!" ZEKE SAYS. "HEH TAKE THAT BITCH!" I YELL. LUCAS LAUGHS AND PULLS ME ONTO HIS LAP. "I LUURRVVVE BEIN WITH MY MAN ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LUURRVVVE PIZZA!" I SAY CUDDLING INTO LUCAS'S CHEST. "MAN THAT SLUT IS CRAZY." RICKY WHISPERS "WHAT ARE WE WHISPERING FOR IM READY TO HANG A SIGN 'BITCH CRRRAAAAZZZAAAYYYZZZAAAYY!!!!!!!!'" I YELL POINTING AT BRENDA. A WAVE OF LAUGHS GO THROUGH THE CAF. "IM GLAD I COULD SOOO THOUROUGHLY ENTERTAIN YA'LL!!!" I YELL AGAIN WAVING MY ARMS AROUND. TEHEHE!!!!
ON THE WAY HOME! :) PAYPHONE BY MAROON 5 COMES ON AND I START SINGING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding
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