The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio (best classic books of all time txt) 📕

whereupon, taking the light, he put it into Pietro’s hand and said to him, ‘Mark how I shall do and keep well in mind that which I shall say. Above all, have a care, an thou wouldst not mar everything, that, whatsoever thou hearest or seest, thou say not a single word, and pray God that the tail may stick fast.’ Pietro took the light, promising to do exactly as he said, whereupon Dom Gianni let strip Gemmata naked as she was born and caused her stand on all fours, mare-fashion, enjoining herself likewise not to utter a word for aught that should betide. Then, passing his hand over her face and her head, he proceeded to say, ‘Be this a fine mare’s head,’ and touching her hair, said, ‘Be this a fine mare’s mane’; after which he touched her arms, saying, ‘Be these fine mare’s legs and feet,’ and coming presently to her breast and finding it round and firm, such an one awoke that was not called and started up on end,442 whereupon quoth he, ‘Be this a fine mare’s chest.’ And on like wise he did with her back and belly and crupper and thighs and legs. Ultimately, nothing remaining to do but the tail, he pulled up his shirt and taking the dibble with which he planted men, he thrust it hastily into the furrow made therefor and said, ‘And be this a fine mare’s tail.’

Pietro, who had thitherto watched everything intently, seeing this last proceeding and himseeming it was ill done, said, ‘Ho there, Dom Gianni, I won’t have a tail there, I won’t have a tail there!’ The radical moisture, wherewith all plants are made fast, was by this come, and Dom Gianni drew it forth, saying, ‘Alack, gossip Pietro, what hast thou done? Did I not bid thee say not a word for aught that thou shouldst see? The mare was all made; but thou hast marred everything by talking, nor is there any means of doing it over again henceforth.’ Quoth Pietro, ‘Marry, I did not want that tail there. Why did you not say to me, “Make it thou”? More by token that you were for setting it too low.’ ‘Because,’ answered Dom Gianni, ‘thou hadst not known for the first time to set it on so well as I.’ The young woman, hearing all this, stood up and said to her husband, in all good faith, ‘Dolt that thou art, why hast thou marred thine affairs and mine? What mare sawest thou ever without a tail? So God aid me, thou art poor, but it would serve thee right, wert thou much poorer.’ Then, there being now, by reason of the words that Pietro had spoken, no longer any means of making a mare of the young woman, she donned her clothes, woebegone and disconsolate, and Pietro, continuing to ply his old trade with an ass, as he was used, betook himself, in company with Dom Gianni, to the Bitonto fair, nor ever again required him of such a service.”

How much the company laughed at this story, which was better understood of the ladies than Dioneo willed, let her who shall yet laugh thereat imagine for herself. But, the day’s stories being now ended and the sun beginning to abate of its heat, the queen, knowing the end of her seignory to be come, rose to her feet and putting off the crown, set it on the head of Pamfilo, whom alone it remained to honour after such a fashion, and said, smiling, “My lord, there devolveth on thee a great burden, inasmuch as with thee it resteth, thou being the last, to make amends for my default and that of those who have foregone me in the dignity which thou presently holdest; whereof God lend thee grace, even as He hath vouchsafed it unto me to make thee king.” Pamfilo blithely received the honour done him and answered, “Your merit and that of my other subjects will do on such wise that I shall be adjudged deserving of commendation, even as the others have been.” Then, having, according to the usance of his predecessors, taken order with the seneschal of the things that were needful, he turned to the expectant ladies and said to them, “Lovesome ladies, it was the pleasure of Emilia, who hath this day been our queen, to give you, for the purpose of affording some rest to your powers, license to discourse of that which should most please you; wherefore, you being now rested, I hold it well to return to the wonted ordinance, and accordingly I will that each of you bethink herself to discourse tomorrow of this, to wit, of whoso hath anywise wrought generously or magnificently in matters of love or otherwhat. The telling and doing of these things will doubtless fire your well-disposed minds to do worthily; so will our life, which may not be other than brief in this mortal body, be made perpetual in laudatory renown; a thing which all, who serve not the belly only, as do the beasts, should not only desire, but with all diligence seek and endeavour after.”

The theme pleased the joyous company, who having all, with the new king’s license, arisen from session, gave themselves to their wonted diversions, according to that unto which each was most drawn by desire; and on this wise they did until the hour of supper, whereunto they came joyously and were served with diligence and fair ordinance. Supper at an end, they arose to the wonted dances, and after they had sung a thousand canzonets, more diverting of words than masterly of music, the king bade Neifile sing one in her own name; whereupon, with clear and blithesome voice, she cheerfully and without delay began thus:

A youngling maid am I and full of glee,
Am fain to carol in the new-blown May,
Love and sweet thoughts-a-mercy, blithe and free.

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