Little Squirrels Can Climb Tall Trees by Michael Murphy (namjoon book recommendations txt) 📕

“I came out to my mother.”

“You did? Holy crap!”

“Really.” After he pulled off his tie and toed off his shoes, he turned back to me and said, “You might want to watch out tomorrow for angry women with pitchforks—just to be safe.”

“Oh? Must have been quite a night!”

“Oh, it was great. I wish you’d been there.”

“So your mother could jab me with her pitchfork?”

“No, my new dyke friend would have stood in the way.”

“Oh? You go to a gathering of good Christian women and you come home with a new lesbian friend?”

“She prefers ‘dyke’, not ‘lesbian’. And her name is Veronica. She said if I was a dyke, she’d be in love.”

“Oh! Are you considering swinging to the other side, babe?”

“Hah! Not hardly,” he said, and he kissed me so intensely that I thought my toes were going to curl.

“Wow. You’re all butch and manly and take charge tonight. I like it!”

“You bet your sweet ass I’m all butch and manly and take charge. I just took on a room of good Christian women and one pissed off Bible-thumper preaching about ‘the sin of homosexuality’.”

“You’re kidding me! Really? Holy shit!”

“I couldn’t take it anymore so I got up and told all of them about a horrible gay-bashing case we had today. And I told them that if Jesus were there, he’d hang his head in shame at the hate they were preaching in his name.”

“Holy shit, babe! You’ve got some huge boulders between your legs tonight!”

Kyle pumped his fist into the air and said, “Bring ’em on! I’ll take ’em all on. Veronica and I stood there in front of all those women hand in hand and stopped the guy from preaching hate in the names of all the innocent sons and daughters out there. God, that felt so fucking good! We fought back for once!” Kyle chuckled delightedly. “You remember showing me Independence Day? I got to use the president’s lines from that movie. I told them that tonight we fight back.”

“Way to go, babe! I’m so fucking proud of you! You are the most awesome man I know!”

Kyle tried to imitate a bodybuilder hulk pose but couldn’t quite pull it off, which made me laugh. “You’re so adorable!”

“What happened to big and butch and manly with boulders between my legs?”

“Get your pants off and we’ll see.”

“I gotta pee. I’ll be out in a minute.”

I stayed in the living room and waited for my boyfriend to finish peeing and to change clothes. About a minute later, I nearly fell off my chair when I looked up to see Kyle walk into the room—stark naked and strutting proudly.

“Take this, world!” he said, pointing at his naked body as he strode confidently into the kitchen. “And now I’m naked in the freaking kitchen! Hah!” He thrust his arms upward above his head in a triumphant cheer.

He walked into the dining room and said, “And now I’m naked in the goddamned dining room!” He walked to the living room window and pulled back the curtains and yelled, “Here, New York! I’m fucking naked! Aren’t I awesome?”

Standing behind him, I was laughing uproariously. “Babe! I love you so much! Get your beautiful naked ass over here now!”

“I’m not done flashing the world yet! Maybe I need to get a boner and jerk off a little for them first.”

“Don’t do that. You’ll give the old lady across the way a heart attack.”

“Oh, but she’d go with a smile on her face. I mean, I am freaking awesome!”

Standing behind Kyle, I put my arms around his body and hugged him. I dropped my hands to Kyle’s crotch and grabbed his testicles. “Yep, boulders.”

“Yeah! Who’s the man? I’m the man! I’m the awesome man!”

That night when we went to bed, we tried something I had wanted to try for a long time, something that felt so right that night (even though at the same time, it was really scary). With a lot of preparation, I had Kyle lie on his back while I knelt on top of his dick of death and slowly lowered myself onto it. I’d wanted to do this for some time but had been intimidated by the size of the beast Kyle sported between his legs when he was aroused. Sucking the thing was one thing, but getting it into my ass was something entirely different. But that night I wanted it so badly that nothing was going to stand in my way.

It took a while, but eventually I got it all inside my body. I was breathing a little heavy when I finally felt Kyle’s balls against my well-stretched ass, but it felt wonderful. After we both caught our breath, I lifted up and then pushed myself back down, gasping a little at the feeling all over again.

After I got more comfortable and accustomed to the feeling of my boyfriend’s dick in my ass, we rolled over so that I was on my back with my legs raised up on Kyle’s shoulders. As we stared into one another’s eyes, Kyle fucked me with an energy and a passion that were the hallmarks of our relationship. We both loved the moment, the feeling of the other’s body, how we were joined together as one, drawing strength and energy from one another.

Kyle was so aroused that it didn’t take very long for him to go over the edge. He locked his lips onto mine and basked in what he later called the best orgasm of his life. Finally he collapsed on top of me and simply tried to breathe.

“Fucking awesome, babe!” I whispered into his ear. “Fucking awesome.”

When we finally separated, we showered and then crawled back into bed to wrap ourselves around one another before falling asleep. What a day.

Chapter 17

THE next morning I was up first and was in the kitchen making some coffee when I heard a loud knock at the door. Who the hell was at the door at