Quit Bein' Ugly by Vale, Lynn (best mobile ebook reader .txt) 📕

few minutes later to finish getting dressed.

“Oh, hey!” he called out, voice muffled. “I got a graduation announcement from Bryan Abrams sent to my office. Do you want to go?”

I rolled my eyes. “Of course, I want to go! I’m so proud of how far he’s come. I can’t believe he’s already graduating.”

Croft snorted. “That happens when you get your life together.”

That was true. Bryan had definitely turned his life around, and I was proud as hell that I’d had a hand in helping him do that.

Once Croft was dressed, he went to help Gavin, and in the end we all walked out the door on time.

Motherfreakin’ win!

“Love you, hubby!” I called as I was about to drop down into my car.

He winked. “Love you, too, Mike.”

I flipped him off.

But it didn’t bother me like it used to.

Not when it was my sexy husband calling me by it.

A Note From the Author

Okay, y’all. I know that this is going to be hard to hear, but this is the final book in this particular series. If you’re wondering about Shultz, he will have a book in my new CrossFit series that will start coming out in 2022.

Look for the first book, No Rep, in January 2022.

Catch up on the rest of the series

Raleigh & Ezra

CHAPTER 1

Women my age are supposed to be able to look suave and sophisticated while walking in heels. Me? I manage to trip over thin air.

-Raleigh’s inner thoughts

RALEIGH

If there was one thing in this world that I never wanted to do, it was embarrassing myself in front of him.

Ezra McDuff, the town bad boy, high school football and baseball coach. was everything I was not.

Suave. Cool. Coordinated.

Then there was me.

My name conjured fear in the hearts of all residents of Gun Barrel, Texas.

Why, you ask, would an innocent woman like me, the woman that every single kid in town screamed a hello to because she was the ‘best teacher ever,’ strike that kind of fear?

That’d be because I, Raleigh Jolie Crusie, was the clumsiest person in four counties.

And normally when I went down, I took people with me.

For instance, moments before, I’d been walking.

Sure, I’d been looking down at my phone because I was reading…but that’s beside the point.

Who the hell put clearance Christmas shit in the middle of a godforsaken aisle?

Target, that’s who.

There I was, walking and minding my own business while I caught up on my latest read, and the next thing that I know, I ran into a large box of wrapping paper.

And when I say ‘large,’ I mean large.

There wasn’t just one box, either.

There were multiple boxes.

Fifteen, in fact.

But, I’d walked past four such boxes before I’d tripped on thin air—like always—and took a header to the left.

I managed to cradle my phone to my chest and tuck and roll, but that also made me into a human bowling ball.

I took down not one, not two, not nine, but eleven boxes jam-packed with wrapping paper.

And every last roll of wrapping paper fell out of the boxes and started rolling in every which direction.

Meaning that not only did it get me, but it got four other people in the process.

Jennifer Marie, the beauty consultant at Ulta that was here getting a coffee. Brian McAdams, the young sales clerk that I’d taught three years ago and was now an assistant manager in this fine establishment. Larry Conway, the electrician. And finally, Ezra freakin’ McDuff.

Though, Ezra didn’t exactly go down like the rest of the people did.

He only tripped on one and dropped what looked like an armful of undershirts and underwear.

Boxer briefs.

Boxer briefs that landed directly next to my face.

But apparently, clothing hadn’t been the only thing Ezra had been holding.

He was holding a box of condoms, too.

Why do I know that particular detail?

Because the box smacked me in the face, and, like the loser my nose was, it started to bleed.

He made me bleed by dropping a box of condoms. On. My. Nose.

Dear sweet baby Jesus on a cracker.

I grumbled and held onto my nose as I felt the blood start to pour out.

The only good thing I could say about it was that it was one of those value sized packs, not just the small ones that had like twelve condoms in it…not that I would know. I’d never bought condoms before, so who knew? Maybe the value size was really the smaller package.

The closest I’d ever gotten to the condoms was when I was buying tampons, and even then, they were still half an aisle away from the offending pieces of latex.

I wailed and rolled onto my hands and knees.

Instead of waiting around for cleanup, and knowing what a bleeder I was, I started to make a mad dash toward the bathroom where I could find something to hold over my nose.

The first thing I came to once I was inside were the paper towels.

I moaned as I covered my nose with a handful of towels, cursing the stupid machine when it only spit out a small square of paper at a time.

God.

Anybody. Anybody in the freakin’ world could’ve hit me in the nose with those condoms, and I would’ve been okay. Anybody but Ezra McDuff.

Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

I panted into the paper and rested my head against the cool, white-tiled wall beside the dispenser.

Then I counted to one hundred, hoping that would help.

It didn’t.

But what it did do was give my nose enough time to stop bleeding.

I reached for my phone, thinking now would be a perfect time to call my best friend, Camryn, and tell her about my humiliation.

But…it wasn’t there.

I closed my eyes and realized what had happened.

When those condoms had hit me in the face, I’d dropped my phone to immediately raise my hands to my nose. And in doing so, had left my phone wherever it happened to be when my hand had discarded it.

Garnering the courage, I walked to the door and pushed.

When I opened the door, bloody paper towel still in my