Man-Kzin Wars V by Larry Niven (people reading books txt) 📕

put a hand on his arm. The jewels in her tiara glistened amid the artfully-arranged piles of blond hair, and the shimmering silk of her gown clung.

"Thank you for everything," she said.

"Nonsense," he said, watching Jonah's gaze on her, warm and fond. Bless you, my children, he thought sardonically. And if I wasn't a middle-aged eighty and didn't have commitments elsewhere, you wouldn't have a chance, Jonah the Hero.

"The stars," she said. "For both of us."

"Perhaps," Montferrat said. "Someday."

"Someday."

Jonah laughed. "Myself, after the past couple of years, I'm not so sure I'll ever want to leave the confines of Greater Munchen again."

Tyra laughed, but Montferrat had a suspicion the Sol Belter might mean what he said; he sounded very tired, at a level below the physical.

"May," Jonah added, standing and extending his crooked arm, "I show you the gardens, Fra Nordbo?"

"I would be delighted, sir," she said.

Montferrat watched them go. "A satisfactory conclusion, all things considered," he said. "Very satisfactory indeed."

EPILOGUE

Harold's Terran Bar was far too noisy and crowded and smelled of tobacco smoke. Spots-Son of Chotrz-Shaa still felt it was appropriate, in memory of his brother. He had taken the same booth for the evening, and the remains of a grouper lay clean-picked on his plate. Glen Rorksbergen and jersey mingled in yellow and amber delight in a saucer, beside his belt computer.

It will take many years to decode that download, he thought. There had been far more in the tnuctipun spaceship's system than the mere fifty terabytes his belt model could hold, as well. Piecing together the operating code with nothing but fragmentary hints and sheer logic would be a torment.

Still, he had time.

To you, my brother, he thought silently, dipping his muzzle towards the drink. I dedicate the hunt.

THE END

Hey Diddle Diddle

Thomas T. Thomas

"A kzinti warship!" Daff Gambiel called from the watch-keeping station at the mass pointer in the ship's waist. "No—a whole fleet of them!" he corrected. "Dead ahead!"

Up near the control yoke Hugh Jook, Callisto's navigator, spun on his own axis and dove toward the detector. He braked by grabbing a nearby stanchion and going into partial parabola around it. Once he stabilized, Jook studied the thin blue line that peeked out of the milky globe.

"Relax, Daff." He sketched the line with his finger. "Is that what you're excited about? Look at the mass actually showing there. Way too much for hull metal, even in a tight formation. That's an asteroid."

"So far out?" Gambiel said doubtfully.

"It's a rogue. A rock that got perturbed from its orbit."

"Perturbed enough to reach stellar escape velocity?" Gambiel still sounded unconvinced, but the Hellflare tattoo on the Jinxian's blunt forehead glowed violently with the flush that was creeping up from his cheekbones. "I'd rather believe the Navy's conclusions. They say it should be a fleet."

"Coming through on gravity polarizers? Oh sure!" The navigator's native Wunderlander superiority leaked out around the edges of his debating style. "And if they were accelerating, pointing away from us, then they would mask the gravity wave so thoroughly our detector wouldn't budge. Pointed toward us, in braking mode, they'd show the shadow of a couple of solar masses.

"This line's just right for a small iron or carbonate body." The Wunderlander pulled his chin. "How it got here, and moving so fast—probably pulled out by the gravity well of a passing star or black hole. . . . No kzinti need apply for that picture, however much you want to believe. Anyway, the Navy is dead wrong. We blasted the Patriarchy back to a collection of cinder worlds and a basketful of kittens in the Third War. They're harmless."

Jared Cuiller, commander of the Callisto, listened casually to this conversation. By now, it was going through its seventh or eighth cycle among his tiny four-person crew. They were thirty-six days out of Margrave and twelve light-years beyond the Chord of Contact between Known Space and the Patriarchy. Although his ship's mission had come up fast, the debate behind it had been years in the making.

Over the decades since the Third Man-Kzin War, various industrial conglomerates had gone in to rebuild the shattered Kzinti homeworld and reconstruct the Patriarchy's fractured system of colony and tribute planets along more market-oriented lines. The organized religions had sent in missions to introduce concepts of peace and love, equality and reciprocity—as far as they would go. The universities had sent archaeological and sociological study teams. All of these observers insisted that the Kzinti were pacified, if not exactly civilized. And the U.N. Peacekeeping Commission still controlled strictly the production facilities of Kzin and its colonies, as well as the goods they could buy and sell. So conventional wisdom said the Kzinti had neither the war spirit nor war making capability left in them.

But in the last six months, the Admiralty had convinced the U.N. politicians, the ARMs, and the Peacekeeping Commission that an anomaly existed in the economic and cultural profiles that these on-the-spot observers had sent back from the Patriarchy. The tactical-analysis computers at Naval HQ had found indications that this sudden docility among the kzinti was just a clever screen.

Or that's what the dockyard scuttlebutt was saying. No one at Jared Cuiller's lowly rank—lieutenant commander, with two years to go on the list for his next promotion—had ever been invited to read the Admiralty's secret reports.

On the basis of HQ's analysis, the Navy had received appropriations to restock its fleet, at least in part, and establish a cordon of patrol vessels around the Patriarchy to monitor and screen future kzinti activities. They had a huge volume of space to cover, and resources were still spread thinly. So Callisto was a General Products No. 2 hull bought at auction, stripped down to its keyway holes, and rebuilt up from the slippery monomolecular surface, inside and out. Cuiller knew that this was the hull's fifth incarnation, but what their vessel had been before—scout ship, miner, or pleasure yacht—not a scrap of material