Seven Demons by Aidan Truhen (best motivational books for students TXT) 📕

is small and totally picturesque. In fact, it is too much to say this guy will be her key card because although she considered bribing him, in fact, she assessed that way of doing things as being too high risk unless he was also unconscious, and in the end why would you pay a guy to be unconscious while you rob a bank? So he will not so much be a key card as he will be a key eyeball that she will carry around sedated because the machine can tell if the eyeball is not connected to a viable heart and if you have just ripped it out the doors will not open they are persnickety that way.

Doc says:

“It’s time.”

TWELVE

I AM HAPPY IN MY WORKING ENVIRONMENT and my professional role so I sing:

“Well I walked in / and she got up—I saw her draw / and I raised my cup—I looked right down that baaaaaarrel and I knewwwww—We’d be married and in bed / before that night was through—”

“Holy shinola boss what the crap is that appalling nu-country what—”

“It is my mojo song Charlie I am mojoing right now—”

“Who is the singer that is just shocking—”

“It is me singing Charlie me personally right this minute in the cable car I am singing my little song—”

“Well please do not anymore because it is very very awful—”

“MY SONG IS A GREAT SONG OF THE GREATEST SONGS—”

“Anyone gonna back me up here? I know you are all feeling it—”

“The song is horrible Charlie we all know that but he is making art it is his process.”

“…”

“…”

“His process is horrible.”

“Yes it is also flat but it is his process.”

“Is it like a digestive process?”

“…”

“…”

“Everyone is mocking me Saul. Charlie is mocking me Doc is mocking me. Even Lucille is mocking me with his eyes I can tell. Even Rex et tu Rex. Saul…kill everyone. Save the last bullet for me.”

“No sir.”

“…Well that is just dandy I am being mocked and no one will do anything about it not even my hireling minion.”

“I’m not a minion.”

“But—”

“Nope. Do not minion. Non miniono. Ne minionibus meum.”

“You made those up.”

“Yep. No minion, no language lessons.”

“…”

“…”

“Fine then I am good with that cool cool onward and upward ahem ahem:

I looked up and / all I saw was black—

Her hair was long / her nails were red all down my back—

I felt the coldest metal onnnn my brrroooooowwwwww—

I fell for her and how I fell oooooohhhh hoooowwwww—”

“O God fuck boss lady I think I will die before we get there—”

“Silence I am making art—”

“SHUT UP—”

“BOTH OF YOU—”

“ROINK!”

“Whut—”

“What now—”

“Was that a—”

“Shush now please you are upsetting the pig.”

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“…”

“Is there a pig in that bag?”

“Yes there was a slight issue in our final item for which obviously I had also prepared but still I do not wish to discuss it. It is all fine now.”

“I think maybe we need to discuss it just a little—”

So the slight issue goes a bit like this I do not know I was not at the Nordwandhüs:

Doc: “Knock knock man in house on day off we are Girl Scouts selling cookies.”

Target: “I am suspicious that is my job I am in security at a vaulty bank kindsa place.”

Doc: “Knock knock we shall sing for you we are you know undangerous females of conceptual virginity we are from the church we do not wish to kidnap you for immoral robbing purposes AT ALL this is pastoral cookie vending.”

Target: “You seem a little old for girl scouts also which church?”

Doc: “The totally religious one?”

Target: “Nope I am from the other one go away now strangers my suspicions are manly and erect.”

Doc: “Charlie show him how pure and girlish you are—”

Charlie: “I am pure and girlish open the fucking door—”

Lucille: “LUCILLE!”

Target: “CODE RED!”

Doc: “What the fuck is Lucille doing here in a dirndl—”

Charlie: “Helping?”

Doc: “I do not think that is what that is—”

Target: “CODE RED CODE RED CODE—”

The Neighborhood: “AAAAOOOOOGAH! FOREIGN INVASION BY SAVAGE FOREIGNS!”

Doc: “I hate fucking Switzerland—”

Lucille: “LUCILLE!”

Charlie: “OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FOOT OFF—”

Target: “I FEAR NOTHING—”

Charlie: “Kewl pew pew pew—”

Doc: “Nooooo­ooooo­o—”

Target: “O gosh”

Doc: —oooOOOooOOoooo—

Charlie: “Pew pew PEW oh wait unpew unpew OH ALAS that does not work entropy—”

Target: “I can see God now he is calling me—”

Charlie: “Oopla?”

Doc: “Ooooo that should have an exclamation point and yet now it feels inappropriately delayed to the point of otiosity DID I NOT express myself with perfect clarity?”

Target: “I am dying of death and also bullets—”

Doc: “CHARLIE WAS I NOT CLEAR?”

Charlie: “Uh no?”

Doc: “…”

Charlie: “Yeah okay busted sorry Doc.”

Doc: “Shut up and get me the pig. And you Lucille—give me your sharpest fucking knife off that suit or you and I will have words and you will not like them I will make you cold sober and sane in half an hour and then I will fuck your shit up like Price cannot even imagine do you hear me?”

Lucille: “Knife for Doc lady yup yup yup sure.”

Doc: “Damn straight knife and now where is my emergency kit we are doing this. And you assholes you GLOVE THE FUCK UP MOFOS THIS IS EVIL SCIENCE TIME YOU ARE NURSES NOW BWAHAHAHA.”

Doc says that she is in no way that sort of outlaw scientist and she does not ever bwahahah but who are you going to believe here?

“Wait Doc so we do not have a guy to open the doors?”

“Were you not listening, of course not, Charlie shot him in the neck he is extinct—”

“I was AIMING for his foot I do not know how—”

“Well that is not good—”

“What we have is in many ways better we have a pig with a man’s eyeball stitched in to its head whacked-up on veterinary painkillers so that she is high as a weather balloon. So long as you do not sing, the system will read her transplanted eye as a happy human, so long as we can get her to the reader. She is not ideally proportioned for retinal scans.”

“…”

“…”

“…Charlie