Fulfillment by Golland, M. (best large ebook reader .txt) 📕

Lil. Lil picked up her beerbottle and wrapped her lips around it suggestively then took adrink.

“So am Ifucking hot or not?” I shouted, over the top of the two ofthem.

Jade blew ather toes, which she’d just painted with polish. “Debateable. Askanother question.”

“Am I anactor?”

“Yes. A veryfucking good actor, in more ways than one,” Jen said, a hint ofanger on her face. Hmmm interesting.

“Do I have abig cock?” I asked as I tried to swallow my gin, the swallowing notworking too well.

“Yes,” Stephsaid, in a manner that suggested she was picturing said bigcock.

Lil gagged.“Bet you it’s tiny.”

Steph scowledat Lil. “His hands are huge. Enough said.”

“That’s afucking myth,” Lil bit back.

Iautomatically found myself thinking of Bryce’s large, luscioushands and his equally large luscious cock. Myth or not, my Mr.Huge-Hands-Clark is not an exception.

“Alexis! Stopthinking about wrapping your lips around Bryce’s man-rod,” Tashsaid with her hands on her hips.

“Why? It’s apretty good man-rod.” I giggled.

“How good isit?” Steph asked eagerly.

“Oh...realgood.” I raised my eyebrows and opened my mouth suggestively.Alexis, how many gins have you had?

“I knew it. Iknew you swallowed,” Carls piped in, concentrating really hard onpainting her toes.

“So do you.And again, for the record, you can stop telling me all about it,” Ireminded Carls.

“Pfft! Wellyeah, of course I do. It’s full of protein you know!”

Jen shivered,“Na, yuck. I’d rather eat fucking egg.”

We all lookedat Jen and burst into laughter.

“What?” shesaid defensively. “Do you all swallow?”

We allsearched each other’s eyes with sly smiles on our faces, no oneelse giving anything away except for Tash, her lips beginning topurse.

I pointed ather. “Tash, you little whore-a-saurus, you swallow too.”

“Alexis, howold are you?”

“About as oldas you,” I drunk-giggled.

“Lexi, can youplease pull yourself together and ask another fucking question orI’m quitting this stupid game,” Lil threatened.

“Alright,alright. Have I been in a lot of blockbusters?”

“Yep,” theyall answered.

“Well if theyare blockbusters, I’m guessing they are action movies.”

“Yep,” theyall answered again.

I stewed on itfor a second then put two and two together “Will he ‘be back?” Isaid in my best Austrian accent.

Steph rolledher eyes. “Yes,” she groaned.

“Does he say‘It’s not a tumour’ really well?” I asked, again in my horribleAustrian accent.

Jen cracked uplaughing, “You suck.”

I happy-danceda bum wiggle in my seat. “Am I Arnold Swarzaschnitzel?”

Tash laughedand gave me a knowing smile.

“Don’t youmean Schwarzenegger?” Jade asked.

Tash giggled,“She can’t say Schwarzenegger, so she says Swarzaschnitzel.”

“She can’t sayparallelogram, either,” Carls chimed in, now finished with paintingher toes.”

“Say it,”Steph prompted.

“No!”

“Say it!” theyall begged.

“Urgh! Fine,”I sighed frustratingly. “pallarellogram,” I mumbled truthfully,struggling to say the stupid word mixed with the usual inabilitydue to liquor consumption.

They allpissed themselves laughing.

“That’s gold,Lex. Say it again, please,” Jade pleaded.

“Fuck off,” Igiggled.

Tash jumpedup. “Okay this game sucks. Let’s dance.” She grabbed Jen’s MichaelJackson CD and turned herself in a 360 degree spin. “Where’s the CDplayer?”

“Ooo in here.”I excitedly pushed myself up, limping to the man-cave without mywalking stick. Stupid thing. I turned around just beforeopening the door to see the girls all lined up behind me in singlefile, excitement plastered across their faces. It washilarious.

“This room isknown as the man-cave,” I slurred and sniggered. “It’s where men domanly things.”

I opened thedoor and we all filtered in. “Don’t touch the instruments,” Iordered.

Steph pouted,“Aw, you’re no fun.”

“Awesome, apool table! Rack em up, bitches,” Tash said as she frizbee’d the CDto Jen.

I grabbed apool cue, knowing that I was in no position to play, let alonewield a long pointy object, but when you are powered by alcohol,anything goes. “I’ll break,” I confidently decided.

“You’ll breaksomething if you don’t stop twirling that pool cue around,” Jadepointed out.

Just as I wasabout to attempt a twirl of the cue around my head, the howl of awolf sounded through the speakers around the room, followed by thebeats of Thriller. Lil whistled, and Tash and I startedjerking our shoulders like we had an involuntary twitch, both of ustaking slow steps toward each other, my limp fitting in perfectlywith the act.

One minute wewere casually standing around the man-cave, the next we were allpossessed by Michael Jackson’s zombies. Jen let out an MJ hollerand threw her hands up in the air, dangling them like claws. Jadeand Lil then proceeded to stomp around the room, Tash and Carlsjoined in, and Steph attempted a Moonwalk, failing and fallingbackwards onto the sofa. It seemed we all had our own ‘Thriller’dance moves.

I’m not sureif I resembled the best zombie due to already hobbling around likeone, or because I was slightly intoxicated. Either way, I was infull blown Thriller mode, zombie-dancing all over the room.Squatting down with my back to the door, I then proceeded to pivotmy body around slowly to the music when my eyes met four pairs ofthe male variety, one pair of those belonging to Bryce. Oh forthe love of God, not again. How many freakin’ times is he going tobust me dancing or singing like an idiot?

I did what anyhalf-cut 36 year old woman would do. I waved then pivoted backaround and continued acting like a zombie with my friends.

As the musicstarted to fade out, Bryce, Will, Derek, and Matt entered the room,amused grins on their faces. Derek smiled at me then moved hissight toward Carly, who was still twitching her shoulders like azombie not having noticed his arrival. When she did look up herface was stark with mortification. She gave him a sheepish grin andspun around, allowing him a view of the back of her head. I thoughtit extremely funny knowing Derek would think the same.

Picking up thepool cue while eye-fucking Bryce, I ordered Tash to get our gameunderway. “Trashy Tashy, break those balls,” I commanded

“Consider thembroken, Sexy Lexi,” she fired back.

He stalkedtoward me and slid his hands around my back, settling them on myarse. “Sexy Lexi, I like it,” he said, with a charmedexpression.

“I like you,”I said with a stupid smile and snort outburst to match. Oh fuck!I just snorted like a pig. Was that me? Maybe it wasn’t. Maybe itwas Tash. I looked at Tash. Yes, it was her. I looked atBryce, who was on the brink of uncontrollable laughter. Shit!No, it was definitely me.

“I like youtoo, especially when you