Musing Of A Would Be Hermit by Sixto Ofnine (best novels of all time .TXT) 📕

Not So

A trained monkey can do this job, but I’m not certain you are up to that standard thou.

So So

Sometimes it sucks to stick your head out of your warm and safe bubble of denial and experience reality.

Bigly

I can’t do the big things anymore, so the little things are going to have to suffice.

Transparent

Sorry, but I see you for who you are and in your case, I can’t be accepting of it.

Abinormal

I’m a relatively normal abnormal person, how about you?

Speak Last

You’re so sure you know what the other person wants before they tell you, but you don’t because you’re not fuckin listening to what their saying.  You have already decided what you’re going to do.  Stop; then listen; then make your “informed” decision; it’ll cut down on a lot of frustration on both sides.

Failed

Problem with all in one devices; is that when it breaks, usually inconveniently, it’s all or nothing.

Tooled

Work with the tools you’re provided with.  If in the future you get better tools then great, but until then keep going with what you have.

Standing Order

With arms wide closed!

All Mine

In a time of crisis, I’ll listen to your suggestions, but it is ultimately my decision to make alone.

Your Choice

We can sit here and play the blame game all day if you’d like.  Or you can just tell me what went wrong and I’ll fix it and we’ll go with our lives in short order.

Whaat?

I don’t know what’s going on, but then that’s nothing unusual.

Loco

They said it was taken “out of context”, that’s not so if their context is different than yours.  But if their trying to screw you, well then yes.

Why Not

I find incentives to be a disincentive, just saying.

Different Orbit

I know that person is really out there since I am and they passed me by on their way out.

Helped

Sometimes extra help is of no help at all and should be declined.

Swift

It’s easy to get something done fast, for anyone can half ass it.

I’ll Get You Fired

Feeling entitled, time to smell the reality that you’re not.

Their Adorable

Their so cute in their naivety of their place in the food chain of reality.  They would at the very least have to get here on time before they can even begin to be in the running.

Next

It’s well past time to change the status quo, time to shake things up and get things done.  Not this crap that’s going on now.

Oh Yeah

Sometimes when I’m thinking I have to stand up to get the pressure off my brain.

More Than It Should

The issue got just as much attention as it deserved, which was none, since it’s a nonissue only relevant in your delusions.

Which Is It?

Question, do you want me to help you?  Or are you contacting me just to act like an idiot?  Take your time with the answer.

One Day

We all like to control things; however, wisdom comes when you realize and accept that it’s not always possible to and then learn to go with the flow.

Vain

I did a face lift over the weekend, when I lifted my face off the pillow in the morning.

ProAction

In the time you spent discussing/whining and complaining that something didn’t get done.  I just went ahead and did it.  How about trying that approach next time?

Nah

Someone said to me “I want you to do it my way”, problem with that is when I look in the mirror I wasn’t them, but me, so I’ll do it my way thank you.

Not Open Too It

Just because you don’t understand a concept doesn’t mean it isn’t valid, maybe try and open your mind to new things.

Grey Matter

Don’t take things so literally for sometimes you need to think.  The correct answer may not be the right one for the current situation and require an alternate solution.

Can’t Be

Everything in your life can’t be the “worst thing ever”, for that means nothing is good in your life.  Try to think a little more positive, even thinking “it is what it is” is an improvement.

Really

My, don’t you have a keen eye for the obvious.

It’s Happening

For you, I’d be glad, not to help.

Too Late

I don’t care what you did later; the time when it really mattered you failed us at the most basic level.

You’re Sorry

If you’re so miserable in your life that the only way you can feel good is to take your anger out on total strangers.  But strangely in the end, even this leaves you with a hollow feeling inside.  Perhaps take on the issues that are making you miserable, instead of placing that anger on everyone else.  Only you can make yourself happy.

Compassion

You could at least try to pretend to care instead of purposely ignoring the situation.

Let’s Not

If the stressor is caused because of stupid reasons, it’s not a stress worth dealing with and is best ignored.  Save your energy for important issues.

Is What Is

I let the world unfold in front of me as it may, for its pretty crazy out there and I have little influence over it.

Meet Them

Why would I want to be taken seriously if the expectation is that nothing is going to happen?

Brit Light

Let’s hide in the dim subdued lighting of our delusions rather than be exposed to the harsh bright lights of reality.

Clearer Thought

Sometimes when you’re really smart you can still be really stupid in your actions and adding sarcasm when you’re acting this way is not very appealing.

Really

I’m going to open a business and put this announcement on the phone system when someone calls, since this is closer to reality than what is usually stated by companies.  “We strive for the highest excellence in our customer service, but that won’t happen since we really don’t care.”

Go Ahead

If you want to live your life in blissful ignorance, that’s your right.  But, don’t expect the rest of us to do the same.

Not Needed

Sorry if I don’t feel like doing stupid shit for the sake of obtaining more money.  You need money to exist; however, being greedy isn’t a great option if you’re really being stupid about getting it.

Expectation

If you go through life with the expectation that others will cover for all your mistakes automatically, beware, for one day your bill will come due.

Love It

I heard someone say to another, “I hate to speculate”, but then continue to do so.  So, really, they love to speculate, perhaps they should become one of those talking heads on news shows that speculate their bullshit all the time.  For who needs facts when you can have a good speculation session.

Wears Off

You find their actions cute and adorable, I find them annoying and childish and someday you may to.

Perfection   

I’m one of the most imperfect people walking, that’s why I enjoy watching other people’s imperfections so much.

Thought Thru

We have a random plan, but not a random situation, so now what?

Why Me?

They state, “I didn’t ask for this to happen.”  However, if they were to review their actions, they pretty much did.  They just don’t, so it comes as a big surprise to them when it does happen.

Clear

You don’t understand the process because you refuse to see the reality, so it makes no sense to you.

No Sheep

I couldn’t sleep last night and it’s very difficult to find sheep around here.

Crossed

They both may run on the same wave length, but it’s still scrambled in their outcomes.

Whatever

One person’s Urgent matter is another’s Critical, yet another’s Stat matter will be another’s routine, since we all don’t agree on what’s truly important.

Chance

You don’t have everything you want, but you have everything you need, so let’s focus on that to perhaps make you happy.

Stuffed

I try not to clutter my mind with unnecessary information, it’s already overloaded with your bullshit.

Not

There are shortsighted individuals with no prospects that disregard reality and do the dumbest things in the hope of creating a prospect.  Rarely works.

Really

If you go around thinking everyone else in the world is an idiot, then why would you expect anything else.

BS

The opinion of a bunch of uninformed individuals really doesn’t matter in the least to me and shouldn’t to anyone else.

Empty

Their work ethic is such that an empty desk would accomplish the same amount of work.

Blah

I’m not in the mood for one of your excuses, so please keep them to yourself.

Please Stop

They keep making uninformed assumptions and it only reinforces their idiocy.

Truth

They can’t handle the nothingness that is their life.  They believe it should have meaning and purpose, but yet it doesn’t.

Can’t

The difference between being lazy and just can’t be bothered is: being lazy you don’t want to do it because you’d have to exert effort and the other you just can’t be bothered because you are just too tired.

Truth Be Told

You provide us with no proof to what you claim and then you expect the outcome to be beneficial to your interests.

Say What

There are those who express an unwilling willingness to be part of all willingness around them and this drives my desire for a Cabin In The Woods.

Do Over

You can’t make up for it once the damage is done, for what’s done is done and there are no take backs in life.

Neck High

You write so many words, but yet you never get to your point, why is that?  Ever consider using fewer words to actually make your point, instead of burying it in an avalanche of words.

Innocence?

Problem is they’re guilty of being themselves and that’s where it’s hard to draw a distinction.

From Behind

You can’t act like you’re above it all for it will come up from behind and bite you in the butt.

Back Look

They’ll keep an eye on it like a blind mouse keeps an eye on their cheese.

Done

You shouldn’t get to it when you get to it; you should just do it and be done with it.

Don’t

Oh good, you’re observant, now go bother somebody else.

Justifications

We all have our reasons whether you agree with them or