Roommates? by Bayli (buy e reader .txt) 📕

laughed.
"You ready?" He asked.
"What do I do?" She said.
"Just improvise and be yourself!" He reassured her.
"Okay I guess..." She sat in her spot. He pressed the record button and sat down.
"Ugh, is this what I look like in HD? Gross..." She said. Sam laughed.
"You look pretty, now can we start the video?"
"Haha, yeah, sure!" She said.
After they were done filming, he edited it while she went on her new Macbook Pro.
"Do you want to see the final product before I upload it?" He asked.
"Um, DUH!" She got up and went over to where his computer was and sat down.
THE VIDEO
Kaya-Ugh, is this what I look like in HD? Gross...
black screen white letters: 'iamsam' with his theme song.
Kaya-Now that the toterlie awefum sheem shong is ober, lez get down to bidness!
Sam-Really Kaya? Bidness?
Kaya-What? I'm tired and I don't know what I'm doing!
Sam-*laughs* well, this is my 3 year anniversary here on youtube, and I just wanted to thank you guys for sticking with me, through-
Kaya-puberty!
Sam-Well, I was going to say-
Kaya-Growing his first chest hair!
Sam-No!
Kaya-Alright, alright! Jeez!
Sam-Through thick and thin!
Kaya-Okay, get to the cool part!
Sam-As a thank you for 2 billion subscribers I'm going to be having a giveaway!
Kaya-Tell them MORE!
Sam-Since Kaya's dad owns Apple, she gets all Apple products free, so she'll be picking up these things: 1 iPod touch, 1 iPhone, one iPad, 1 iMac, 1 Macbook Pro, and 1 Macbook Air! Exciting enough?
Kaya-There will be one winner! Winner takes all! And, all you have to do is make a video of you singing a new theme song for Sam, and the one that is chosen will be the winner!
Sam-That was everything for this video, sorry it wasn't funny, but I'll save that for tomorrow!
Kaya-Tomorrow? I was never info-
Black screen with white letters: 'She'll learn ;D" with iamsam goodbye song.
"Oh. My. God. It's so... professional and everything!" She said. "Well it's 2:00 am, I'm going to bed. Night!" She hugged him.
"Goodnight!" He hugged back.
"See you tomo..." She faded off and fell over in exhaustion before opening the door.
"Great..." Sam muttered and walked over to pick her up. He set her on one side of the bed. He plopped down on his futon, clapped off his lights and rolled over to bed.
What am I Doing in Sam's Bed?

Kaya woke up and to her surprise she was not in her own room. She was laying in Sam's bed. She looked at Sam's She looked at Sam on the futon. He was shirtless and his blanket was only at his waist and below. She looked at his stomach and saw a 6 pack. 'He has the perfect amount of muscles...' Kaya thought. She got up and got into Sam's shower. She grabbed a towel and started to dry herself off and Sam walked in. Before he saw anything, Kaya lifted the towel in front of herself.
"KNOCK PLEASE!"
"Lock the door, I thought you went back to your room!"
"Well, didn't you hear the shower?"
"No, I woke up like two seconds ago!"
"GET OUT!"
"I'm going!"
Kaya walked out fully clothed.
"Sorry..." Sam apologized.
"No, you're right, I should've locked the door."
"I think we're both to blame."
"So, I remember telling you goodnight and walking to the secret door, but I don't remember going to my bed..."
"You collapsed you were so tired!" Sam said.
"Really? Huh..." Kaya was surprised.
"So, are you ready for today's video?"
"Let me get ready, and then sure."
"Wait, here is the outfit you're putting on." Sam said holding out a banana suit.
"I want to see yours." She said crossing her arms. He held out another banana suit.
"We're gonna match!" He smiled. She burst out laughing.
"Sounds like fun!" Kaya grabbed the banana suit and ran to her room. Once she was all ready, She ran to his room. He was already ready.
"What's the plan, stan?" Kaya asked.
"We're going to show something that's funny in a banana suit and the same thing that's not as funny not in a banana suit. Got any ideas?"
"Let's do it in public!" She said. Sam laughed.
"Ingenious!" Sam grabbed his camera that was smaller and less conspicuous.
"I have the first idea!" Kaya smiled while they were driving to the outlet mall.
"What is it?" Sam asked.
"Driving." Kaya smiled at him, and giggled.
"Great! Grab the camera and film me driving in this thing." Sam said.
She grabbed the camera and hit the record button. "Honk the horn and say 'GET OUT THE WAY YOU PEAR!' it'll be so funny." He said.
"GET OUT THE WAY, YOU PEAR!" Sam said after honking the horn at someone who was sitting at a green light. "God, some fruits are awful drivers..."
"Alright, pull over and take that thing off." He did and got back in the car. "This time you've gotta say 'Get out of the way, bitch! God some people are awful drivers...' Just bleep out the 'bitch' part. That'll be so unfunny!"
Sam did what she told him to do and thought of something for her to do.
"We have to go to walmart and you go to the produce section and stand by the bananas and every time somebody grabs a banana you have to yell out a random family member name, then take it back and say 'have my stepdad instead.' handing them different bananas. Then you take off the banana suit and say 'how could you eat a BANANA? You sick, sick, people!' and walk away." Sam said.
"Alright." Kaya smiled. Once they got there he figured out where he would film from and she took some pictures with kids while Sam chuckled to himself and recorded it and once an unsuspecting lady came up and was searching through the bananas and placed some in her cart.
"Ma'am, ma'am," Kaya said."Yes thank you, um, that's my uncle, cousin, grandpa, and brother, mind taking my stepdad and his idiot friends instead?"
"I suppose..." The lady laughed a little and they traded bushels of bananas.
They did a huge list of what Sam called 'A Banana Suit is Funny no Matter What!' like getting fired and going to a funeral. They looked through some of the comments on the other video that he uploaded of them the other day and people were asking if they were dating. They decided to pre-film a video, but switch clothes so that it doesn't look like they did.
"Hey guys its Sam. On the last two videos uploaded of us, there have been a lot of comments of you guys asking if we were dating."
"Just to clear things up, we're making this video. We're not dating." Kaya smiled.
"I also saw a lot of 'You two would be so cute together!'s as well. Stop it, we get asked a lot. Even in 'real life'." Sam said.

People at School

Kaya and Sam walked into school together, they carpooled in Sam's red Lamborghini. People looked at them like they were dating, and giving Kaya the stank eye. Sam was getting a lot of smirks and pats on the back. He was beginning to wonder what kind of rumors had spread about them being together. He opened FaceSpace on his zPhone. There were a lot of posts about them and links to the videos they uploaded on Sam's channel. She also looked on FaceSpace. They were checking it and Kaya's best friend walks up to her.
"I sent you like a thousand teest messages! You totally just went awol this weekend! I was worried!" She said.
"I didn't see them." She went to the messages part of her zPhone and there was nothing there. She showed Mia, and she was confused.
"I swear, on my phone it says that I sent you all the messages..." She showed Kaya and sure enough, there were messages that had supposed to have been sent.
"I don't know why I didn't