My Facebook Stalker by Alyza (readict books .TXT) 📕

of times. He has permanent brain damage.” Tyler sighed as we started walking toward the doors

We walked in and Leo was harassing the person that gives us our shoes. Gabe and Aaron groaned as they went over and grabbed Leo, apologizing to the freaked out man.

They dragged Leo back over here and let him go. “Stay.”

“What’s I do?” Leo whimpered sitting down on the ground

“You can’t yell and slap people, Leonardo.” Aaron scolded

Leo’s head popped up at the use of his full name, “I’ll slice you.”

Aaron scoffed, “Whatever. Let’s go get our shoes.”

Leo hopped up, “Okay!” Then he started running towards the man again

We followed him at a slow pace. Leo was yelling and pointing angrily at the man.

“Gimme my shoes!” Leo screamed stomping his foot

“You have to pay.” The man said quietly

“Do I look like I give a d@mn?! No. I don’t! So, gimme my shoes, NOW!” Leo glared

Gabe set his hands on his shoulders and squeezed, “Stop yelling.”

Leo squeaked and nodded stiffly, “Okay, big brother.”

“Good. Shoe size eight and nine, please.” Gabe smiled and the guy

The man nodded and bent down to get the shoes, “Five dollars.”

“We have more people that need shoes.” Gabe nodded towards us

“Ladies first.” Damian smirked

I shot him a glared before looking at the guy, “Size six, please.”

“You have really small feet.” Sean said with wide eyes a he looked at my feet

I shuffled uncomfortably, “…Thanks.”

He laughed and looked at the guy, “Nines.”

All the guys told him what his shoes size was and he gave them to us.

“You need socks.” Aaron said pulling me to a gift store type thing

“Yeah.” I nodded grabbed a pair of socks that hung from the wall

“I’ll buy.” Aaron smiled

I shook my head, “I have money.”

“It’s good.” He took out his wallet and handed the money to the guy

I took a five out of my wallet and slipped it into his back pocket. He handed me the socks, “Thank you.”

“No problem.” He smiled and we walked over to the guys

“I’m gonna kick your butt at this.” Leo stated glaring at me

“Whatever crack-head.” I shrugged, taking my heels off

“Whatever hormonal chick.” He glared

“I’m the hormonal one? You kissed me against my will.” I scoffed, pulling the socks on

“You said you were a guy! You don’t tell a gay guy that you’re a dude when you aren’t. It’s not my fault you’d make a hot bottom.” He shrugged slipping his feet into the bowling shoes

“Say what?” I asked shocked, “I’d be on top, Dude.” I glared

He pursed his lips and looked over me, “Nahhh, I don’t think so.”

My teeth clenched, “Douche.”

He was about to retort when Gabe stepped in, “Shut up, Leo. It’s your turn.”

Leo’s eyes widened and he jumped up, running to grab a ball.

“He’s not even gay.” Gabe shook his head and sat down

“That’s great to know!” I yelled with fake enthusiasm

Why would I be happy?! He’s already kissed me!

When Leo was done, he came bouncing over to me.

“Hey, Sexy.” He said casually

“Hey, Mr. I-Kiss-Strangers.” I nodded

“You’re not a stranger. I love you.” He smiled

“Nice to know.” I rolled my eyes

“Yeah, it is. Don’t you love me?” He asked innocently

“Suuuure.” I said slowly

He beamed at me and laid his head on my shoulder.

This dude is weird!
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Publication Date: 08-11-2011

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