Boarding Schools, Secrets, and Jerks 2 by Alyza Slaton (life changing books .txt) 📕

“That was funny.” I laughed

“You’re so small! You actually moved.” Derek laughed hard

I stopped laughing and put my pointer finger on his forehead, I pushed but he didn’t move. I did it again, but harder this time.

I pulled my finger back and cradled it, “Ow! I think you broke my finger! This is my favorite finger…well, besides my pinky.” I smiled showing him my pinky

He grabbed it and brought it up to his face, “Hey!” I yelled

He inspected it, “It’s tiny.”

“It’s not my fault you have a man pinky, freak!” I pouted ripping my pinky out of his hand

“I have a man pinky because I’m a man.” He stated

“Noooo! You’re a boy.” I said

He frowned, “How?”

“You’re like…18, right?” I asked confused

“22, thank you very much. But thanks for thinking I was so young.” He smirked

“Well, your 29 in my book then.” I stated

“29?!” He cried

“29.” I repeated

“That’s ridiculously old!” He said

“Then I guess you’re ridiculously old.” I smirked, “Now that I think about it, you’re too old. Goodbye.” I said walking to Justin

“Hey, Bro-skee!” I yelled at him

“Wazzup, Sis?!” He yelled back

I nodded, “Good, good. Tired, but good. Do you guys ever sleep? Can vampires sleep? Cause you know that twilight movie? How Edwin’s a vampire and he watches Belle sleep because he can’t sleep. If I was Belle I’d knock the shit outta him out for watching me sleep. Creeper.” I muttered the last part

“It’s Edward and Bella.” Aliyah informed me

“You watch that movie?” I asked with wide eyes, “And it doesn’t creep you out?”

“Yes I watch those movies and no, they don’t creep me out.” She said

“That movie creeps me out. Like, really bad. Who watches people sleep?! That’s just weird! Edwin is a freak-a-dink!” I finished with wide eyes

Everybody started laughing but I’m dead serious right now.

“I don’t see how it’s funny. If anybody watches me sleep they’re gonna get sliced.” I said with a straight face

They laughed harder and I frowned.

“What’s so funny? I’m serious. If Kyle EVER watches me sleep he’s gonna die.” I stated

They laughed even harder, while I stared at them like they were crazy which I was beginning to think was true.

“What the fuck is wrong wit’ ya’ll?” I asked with wide eyes

Again this only made them laugh more. What the hell is going on?

I raised my hand and smack Justin on the back of his head, hard.

It got him to stop laughing, “Hey! That hurt!”

“It wasn’t suppose to feel good!” I retorted

He glared at me and the others just kept laughing. Gursh! Freak-nuts!

I let my walls down, "Wazzup, KeeKee?”

“You know they’re trying to kill me?”

He asked

“How’s that workin’ out for ‘em?”

I smirked

“I’m not dead, so not good. Why am I not dead?”

“Huh? Oh, no reason.”

I lied

"You know every time you lie you say, ‘Huh, oh.’ before you tell the lie?”

He chuckled

“Huh? Oh, nu-uh.”

Damn it! Damn it all!

“You just did it!”

He laughed

“Huh?O- Shut up!”

I snapped

He laughed, “So, you guys almost here?”

“Yup. Elijah and Thyme know where you are. They’re showing us the way.”

“Elijah and Thyme?”

He question

“Yes, Kyle. E-li-jah and Th-y-me.”

I said slowly

“Meanie, I was just asking.”

I could tell he was pouting

“Well, you asked a stupid question. I had told you Elijah and Thyme were showing us, then your moronic self asked if it was Elijah and Thyme. Who the hell does that?”

I asked with a crazy frown on my face

“Well, I’m soooorry that I questioned it! It’s just a natural reaction to do that if you thought the persons were dead.”

He defended

“A natural reaction for who?!”

“Everybody!”

“No, it’s not! I don’t question it if someone TELLS ME!”

I retort

“Well, then you’re a weird freak that doesn’t question things.”

“You’re the weird freak that does!”

I yell exasperated

“Proud of it!”

He states

“Bet you are, KeeKee, bet you are.”

I say sympathetically

“I’m leaving. Just hurry up and get me out of here before they try to cut of my balls again.”

I laugh, “They tried to cut off your…balls?”

“Yeah! It was Sooooo weird. I guess you can bleed to dead like that! Who knew?! They did that because nothing would kill me.”

I laugh again, “For your question Kyle, everybody knew that. Buh-bye!”

“Love you!”

He yells before my walls go up

I looked around and saw a HUGE building in front of us. Damn!

“Damn! The see-ers be livin’ large!” I yelled staring at the building

“Shhhhhh!” Everyone glared

“Calm the frick down, Ricky Bobby’s.” I muttered

“There are still bag guys alive, Ley-Lee Bear.” Benji informed me

“Oh…” I trailed off looking around, “I don’t see anyone.” I whispered to Benji

“Can you even see?” He chuckled

“…No.” I admitted

He laughed, “They’re surrounding the building. They’re in black so you can’t really see them.”

“…Oh.” I said lamely, “What do we do?”

“There’s not that many.” Jonny stated looking ahead

“Then why aren’t we going yet?” I asked confused

“We have to wait. They’ll be freaking out in a minute because Miko was suppose to be back already.” Elijah said softly

“Miko?” I questioned

“See-ers leader.”

“Ah, Dude.” I smirked

They shook their heads and stared into the darkness some more. Why the hell can’t I see? It’s not fair!

“They’re getting worried.” Rick stated looking intently at nothing, well nothing to me

I strained my eyes to see what they were seeing but it was useless. Stupid werewolves!

“They’re leaving.” Derek stated confused

“I know. They’re not suppose to leave unless it’s something serious.” Jonny said worried

“Miko in an unsafe position is something serious to them.” Benji said in a ‘Duh’ voice

They all nodded, “Let’s go.”

We all started forward slowly, I was swinging my arms beside me. Utterly bored.

“Can’t we walk any faster?!” I complained in a loud whisper

“Shhh!” They all hissed

I shook my head, “Pitiful. Just pitiful.”

“How are we pitiful?” Benji asked

“I don’t know. Wait…what does pitiful mean?” I asked confused

“Exactly. You don’t even know what it means.” Derek chuckled

I smacked the back of his head, “Shut it!”

He laughed, “Nope.”

I rolled my eyes and started walking faster, “C’mon slow pokes. We haven’t got all night…or should I say day?” I asked looking at the rising sun

“You should say day.” Declan yawned, “Let’s get Kyle fast and get out of here.” He added sleepily

“I’m with you there.” I raised my hand, “Let’s go.” I said walking ahead of everyone

“Kelsey!” They yelled behind me

I turned around, “Yeeees?”

Then I felt a presence behind me. Actually, a lot of presences. I sighed and turned around to come face to chest with a bunch of ugly people.

“Damn! Why ya’ll so ugly?!” I asked staring at them in disgust, “Are all demons ugly?” I asked them

They growled and I stared at them, unfazed.

“Well? Are you gonna answer my question. Next time no growl please.” I said nicely

Guess what my answer was? Yup. Growls.

“Do you speak English? Do I need to speak Spanish for you?” I asked slowly, “Son todos los demonios feos?” I asked in Spanish

They growled again, guess they can understand English and Spanish. Eh.

“If you can understand me, why aren’t you answering my question?” I asked glaring

Again, all I got was a growl.

“What the hell is up with all you demons. Do you guys have mates? If you do I feel bad for your mates. Unless they’re ugly too. Then you guys are a perfect match.” I said thoughtfully

While stuck in my thoughts one of them tried to hit me. I grabbed It’s fist and twisted it.

“I really don’t like being touched by strangers, so I’d suggest you not try that again.” I whispered to It

It growled and tried to get free. I wasn’t having that so to say.

“No use in trying to get free. You’re not really strong, you know.” I said blowing my fringe out of my eyes, “My hair’s poking my eye!” I yelled letting go of the demon

He quickly went to stand by his fellow demon friends…or brothers. Dang, I’d hate to be the parent of those ugly things.

“Are your parents ashamed to be your parents?” I asked after I got my hair out of my eye

They all growled. Not good enough. I have to get them furious. Te he. I like that word.

“Are your mates ashamed? Do you guys even go out in public? I wouldn’t cause you are DAMN UGLY!” I exclaimed smirked

Once again, they growled in response to my meanie-ness.

“Can I meet your mates? I wanna see if they’re ugly like ya’ll are.” I shrugged looking innocent

This time they didn’t growl! Yeeeees! We’re getting there!

“Or you can just tell me if they’re ugly…or show me a picture. People do that right? Have a picture of the ones they lurrrrv?” I asked

They didn’t respond I heaved a sigh, “Okay, I already know you have mates and that they’re ugly. Just wanted to hear it from you handsome fellas.” I smiled fakely, “Well, I gotta go save my boyfriend. So, if you dint mind. I’ll be going now. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Nice talking to ya.” I said walked straight forward

They didn’t move. Awww! *Major pout*

“Please, move.” I said sweetly as I looked up at them, “You’re so tall!” I said straining my neck

He finally had a real reaction! He smirked! Applause for moi.

“Aha! I got a reaction!” I yelled poking his forehead

He snapped at me with his teeth. This freak-a-dink bit me! Hell to the mother fucking no!

“Kelsey!” They all yelled

I turned around slightly, “I’m kinda busy at the moment. A message would be accepted. Please talk after the beep. Beeeeep!” I smiled

I then felt pain shoot up my arm. When I looked down at my arm I gasped. My beautiful arm was all ugly and blue and…stuff.

I glared up at the demon who was smirking, he back away and stood my his homies.

“This fucking hurts!” I yelled at him holding my arm

They all smirked and stood there, “It’s suppose too.” The freak that bit me stated

“Well, congrats…cause it does!” I yelled

They all smirked again and so did I. They frowned at each other. I closed my eyes and pushed energy and power into my arm.

I could feel the pain ease a little. This feels funny. Like you’re having an out of the body experience.

I felt more energy leave me so I opened my eyes and looked at my arm. All better!

“Ha ha! Thought you could kill me