Where to Now Smart Ass? by Gabriella Scranton (best motivational books to read .txt) 📕
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“Enough! Jesus christ, you will listen to what I listen to when I want to listen to it.”
She looked slightly taken about at my sudden outburst, but quickly redeemed herself.
“You should see a doctor about that.”
“Excuse me?”
“Anger and yelling causes premature wrinkles. Do you want to be a bald old guy at 23?”
“What?!”
“I’m just saying, it would be a little hard if you wanted to ‘score some’ looking like my grandpa.”
She looked slightly taken about at my sudden outburst, but quickly redeemed herself.
“You should see a doctor about that.”
“Excuse me?”
“Anger and yelling causes premature wrinkles. Do you want to be a bald old guy at 23?”
“What?!”
“I’m just saying, it would be a little hard if you wanted to ‘score some’ looking like my grandpa.”
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sudden I looked down and realized what I was wearing. I looked up at Jake with my mouth open and he just smirked innocently. I quickly ran to the bathroom and shut the door behind me.
“God Jake! You are such a dick!”
“Nuhuh!” He yelled through the door.
“Yahuhuh!” I yelled back.
“Just get your hot ass out here and stop being such a pussy!”
I gritted my teeth. “Can I just PLEASE have some clothes!”
“Why? I kinda like you in that outfit.”
“I said please!”
“Fine! Where are they?”
“In my suitcase, dumbass.”
“Okie dokie!”
I heard a zip and some rumbling around. Wow, him actually being nice!
“Nice thong Iz! Red and lacy… my favorite!”
Oh, this is the last straw. I stormed out of the bathroom, gripped him by his ear and brought his face close to mine. He was bent in an awkward angle and had pain all over his face.
“OWWWW! LET GO!”
“Not until you apologize!”
“Never!”
“You sure about that?”
“Yep! Who do you think I am? I am the all mighty, all powerful, Jake Ace, and I do not apologize!”
Okie dokie then. Okie dokie? Oh shit. I need some alone time.
“Alone time for what?” he asked. “Is someone horny? Does someone need to get off?”
“I swear it’s getting worse.” I muttered under my breath.
“That it is.” He had a smug grin on his face and I just gripped harder on his ear and pulled tighter.
His face turned bright red in pain, and out of the corner of my eye I saw the red underwear in his hand.
“Hehehehe,” I laughed evily.
He looked at me scared. “What?”
“I bit my lip and slowly pulled the black thong from last night down. I grabbed the red ones out of his hand and seductively slipped them on. I turned around and slowly slide the skirt thing down and went to the suitcase to grab some more clothes. I grabbed my matching red bra and a pair of booty shorts and a graphic tee and turned my back to him once more. I put my bra on and then turned around and slid the booty shorts and shirt on.
I looked down at his crotch and noticed a quite large bulge in his pants and a shocked expression on his face. I smiled at him with triumph, threw on my black wedges, put my hair in a messy bun and put on my sunglasses.
“Are you ready?”
He nodded still shocked and grabbed our things. Hope I taught him a thing or two. I looked back and noticed him gazing hungrily at my ass. What a douche bag.
“Hurry you’re ass up slow poke!”
He snapped out of whatever trance he was in and looked at me through my sunglasses. “I’m trying! What the fuck do you have in here?”
“I think you know pretty well what’s in here!” I winked.
“Stop it! I’m hard as it is thanks to someone I know!”
I turned around with both hands on my hips and smirked. “Hmmm… I wonder who that could’ve been!”
“You little bitch” I heard him mutter under his breath as I turned to continue walking.
“Paybacks a bitch, ain’t it?” I yelled .
I approached the stairs and ran down them. I impatiently waited at the end of the banister.
“Hurry up dumb ass! Do you ever want to get to California?! Hurry you’re dick self up!”
“I’m coming! I’m coming!” He yelled.
“Ohhh, that’s why it’s taking you so long!”
“Wha- No! Not that way!”
A few bystanders where glaring at me and I flipped them off. Stupid old people. Like seriously, do something about those wrinkles grandma!
A heavy person leaned on me panting and I looked over to see Jake.
“Watch. Out.” He said between breaths.
“What are you talking about?” asked confused.
“Purse. Purse. Purse.”
“Are you alright? My purse is in your car…”
All of the sudden a hard object slapped me against the head. “What the fuck?!”
I turned to see an old lady ready to swing her giant purse at me again.
“Who the Jesus do you are young lady? These are my love folds!”
“What the fuck are love folds? They’re called wrinkles grandma.”
She hit me with her purse again. Damn that hurt.
“Good! It should hurt! And yes, love folds! Do you need me to spell them?! L-O-V-E-“
Jake cut in on our argument. “Excuse me miss. I’m sorry for the way my girlfriend acted. She’s not very sensitive and doesn’t get peoples frustration.”
“Sexual frustration.” I muttered.
“Excuse me youngster? Would you like to repeat that?”
I started bursting out laughing. “Not you ya old fart.”
Jake just glared at me. “Anyways,…”
“Gertrude. It’s Gertrude Triggerfield.”
“Well Gertrude, I’m sorry for the poor manners of her. She’s been feisty like this all morning. “
“What a nice young man you are. And you.” She glared at me. “Better watch your attitude or this handsome boy will leave you.” She went in the giant bag of hers and pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and wrote something down. “Maybe for someone better, like me.” She handed him the piece of paper with a wink and slowly walked away.
“Okay, was it just me, or was that fucked up?”
Jake dropped the paper and shook his head. “It definitely wasn’t just you. Now come on youngster,” he joked with me. “If we don’t leave now we may never get to California.”
“Shut up grandpa.” I stuck my tongue out at him and poked his side.
“You are such a bitch.” He laughed.
“I know, It’s my specialty.” He rolled his eyes and we made our way to the front desk.
“Of course it is.”
I ran back words making funny faces at Jake the rest of the way until my back slammed into the desk. “Son of a-“
“Good Morning!” A blonde, overly peppy girl said.
“We’re checking out.” I said bored.
“Who would WE be?” She asked emphasizing the we.
“Me and that dumbo over there.” I responded as I pointed at Jake.
“Ohhhh, he’s cute! Is he your boyfriend?”
“No he is not.” Jake said smoothly as he checked the receptionist up and down.
She giggled and blushed. “Ohh, hehe. Well if you know, wanna hang out or something… I could maybe give you my number?”
“Nah I like my girls brunette. “ he said winking at me.
“Oh well then.” She huffed, messing up her perfect blonde hair. “What room did you guys stay in?”
“312.”
“Your total will be $395.27.”
My mouth gaped open. “No. That can’t be right. I paid last night!”
“I’m only telling you what the computer says.”
“Well the computer is wrong!”
“I’m sorry, I can’t help you.”
“JAKE!”
“What?!” He asked startled.
“WHY DOES IT SAY I OWE SO MUCH MONEY?!”
“Well….” He stopped.
“Well what?”
“Well I got hungry. SO I ordered some food. And it was SO good. So I just got more. And then more. And more. And more…. And well I may have gone a little bit overboard.”
“A little overboard?! A little overboard? How do u expect me to pay this? I gave all our money to that cop last night! Remember?! All of our money. GONE.”
“Hold your tits. There’s a little thing that I like to call a credit card. “ He said smugly.
“Yeah I have one of those too, but I’m not supposed to use it yet! My mom will get suspicious! “ I whined.
“You’re not the only one whos parents have a little bit of money sweet cheeks.” I blushed at that moment and looked down. He chuckled and handed the lady his card.
She swiped it and handed it back. “Thank you and hope you had a nice stay.” She smiled brightly. “If you would take this survey, it would only take up a few minutes of your time…”
Before she could even finish her sentence, Jake had started lugging our stuff back to his car.
He stopped dead in his tracks. “Why am carrying your stuff?” He dropped it on the ground and just walked away.
“You are such a d-“ The old lady from before glared at me. “Such a jerkface!”
“Its my specialty!” He shouted behind him.
I rolled my eyes and lugged my suitcase and I to his car. When we got there he was leaning on it with his arms crossed on his chest.
“What took you so long slow poke?”
I glared. “Can we please go get some breakfast? I”m famished.”
“Sure, anything for you my lady.”
HE hopped in the car, unlocked the door for me and started the ignition. “Where do I go again?”
“Make a left and turn onto RT-139.”
“How did you just no that?”
“I just remembered from yesterday. Duh.”
“No need to get feisty again.”
I huffed in my seat.
Just as he made a left we passed a starbucks. “JAKE JAKE!
“What? What?” He asked annoyed.
“We just passed a starbucks!!”
“No we didn’t.”
“Yeah! It was off of another street.”
“Ugh, do you really want to go there?”
“Yes!”
“Then no.”
“You suck!”
“No, but you do.” He winked at me and I flipped him the finger.
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“God Jake! You are such a dick!”
“Nuhuh!” He yelled through the door.
“Yahuhuh!” I yelled back.
“Just get your hot ass out here and stop being such a pussy!”
I gritted my teeth. “Can I just PLEASE have some clothes!”
“Why? I kinda like you in that outfit.”
“I said please!”
“Fine! Where are they?”
“In my suitcase, dumbass.”
“Okie dokie!”
I heard a zip and some rumbling around. Wow, him actually being nice!
“Nice thong Iz! Red and lacy… my favorite!”
Oh, this is the last straw. I stormed out of the bathroom, gripped him by his ear and brought his face close to mine. He was bent in an awkward angle and had pain all over his face.
“OWWWW! LET GO!”
“Not until you apologize!”
“Never!”
“You sure about that?”
“Yep! Who do you think I am? I am the all mighty, all powerful, Jake Ace, and I do not apologize!”
Okie dokie then. Okie dokie? Oh shit. I need some alone time.
“Alone time for what?” he asked. “Is someone horny? Does someone need to get off?”
“I swear it’s getting worse.” I muttered under my breath.
“That it is.” He had a smug grin on his face and I just gripped harder on his ear and pulled tighter.
His face turned bright red in pain, and out of the corner of my eye I saw the red underwear in his hand.
“Hehehehe,” I laughed evily.
He looked at me scared. “What?”
“I bit my lip and slowly pulled the black thong from last night down. I grabbed the red ones out of his hand and seductively slipped them on. I turned around and slowly slide the skirt thing down and went to the suitcase to grab some more clothes. I grabbed my matching red bra and a pair of booty shorts and a graphic tee and turned my back to him once more. I put my bra on and then turned around and slid the booty shorts and shirt on.
I looked down at his crotch and noticed a quite large bulge in his pants and a shocked expression on his face. I smiled at him with triumph, threw on my black wedges, put my hair in a messy bun and put on my sunglasses.
“Are you ready?”
He nodded still shocked and grabbed our things. Hope I taught him a thing or two. I looked back and noticed him gazing hungrily at my ass. What a douche bag.
“Hurry you’re ass up slow poke!”
He snapped out of whatever trance he was in and looked at me through my sunglasses. “I’m trying! What the fuck do you have in here?”
“I think you know pretty well what’s in here!” I winked.
“Stop it! I’m hard as it is thanks to someone I know!”
I turned around with both hands on my hips and smirked. “Hmmm… I wonder who that could’ve been!”
“You little bitch” I heard him mutter under his breath as I turned to continue walking.
“Paybacks a bitch, ain’t it?” I yelled .
I approached the stairs and ran down them. I impatiently waited at the end of the banister.
“Hurry up dumb ass! Do you ever want to get to California?! Hurry you’re dick self up!”
“I’m coming! I’m coming!” He yelled.
“Ohhh, that’s why it’s taking you so long!”
“Wha- No! Not that way!”
A few bystanders where glaring at me and I flipped them off. Stupid old people. Like seriously, do something about those wrinkles grandma!
A heavy person leaned on me panting and I looked over to see Jake.
“Watch. Out.” He said between breaths.
“What are you talking about?” asked confused.
“Purse. Purse. Purse.”
“Are you alright? My purse is in your car…”
All of the sudden a hard object slapped me against the head. “What the fuck?!”
I turned to see an old lady ready to swing her giant purse at me again.
“Who the Jesus do you are young lady? These are my love folds!”
“What the fuck are love folds? They’re called wrinkles grandma.”
She hit me with her purse again. Damn that hurt.
“Good! It should hurt! And yes, love folds! Do you need me to spell them?! L-O-V-E-“
Jake cut in on our argument. “Excuse me miss. I’m sorry for the way my girlfriend acted. She’s not very sensitive and doesn’t get peoples frustration.”
“Sexual frustration.” I muttered.
“Excuse me youngster? Would you like to repeat that?”
I started bursting out laughing. “Not you ya old fart.”
Jake just glared at me. “Anyways,…”
“Gertrude. It’s Gertrude Triggerfield.”
“Well Gertrude, I’m sorry for the poor manners of her. She’s been feisty like this all morning. “
“What a nice young man you are. And you.” She glared at me. “Better watch your attitude or this handsome boy will leave you.” She went in the giant bag of hers and pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and wrote something down. “Maybe for someone better, like me.” She handed him the piece of paper with a wink and slowly walked away.
“Okay, was it just me, or was that fucked up?”
Jake dropped the paper and shook his head. “It definitely wasn’t just you. Now come on youngster,” he joked with me. “If we don’t leave now we may never get to California.”
“Shut up grandpa.” I stuck my tongue out at him and poked his side.
“You are such a bitch.” He laughed.
“I know, It’s my specialty.” He rolled his eyes and we made our way to the front desk.
“Of course it is.”
I ran back words making funny faces at Jake the rest of the way until my back slammed into the desk. “Son of a-“
“Good Morning!” A blonde, overly peppy girl said.
“We’re checking out.” I said bored.
“Who would WE be?” She asked emphasizing the we.
“Me and that dumbo over there.” I responded as I pointed at Jake.
“Ohhhh, he’s cute! Is he your boyfriend?”
“No he is not.” Jake said smoothly as he checked the receptionist up and down.
She giggled and blushed. “Ohh, hehe. Well if you know, wanna hang out or something… I could maybe give you my number?”
“Nah I like my girls brunette. “ he said winking at me.
“Oh well then.” She huffed, messing up her perfect blonde hair. “What room did you guys stay in?”
“312.”
“Your total will be $395.27.”
My mouth gaped open. “No. That can’t be right. I paid last night!”
“I’m only telling you what the computer says.”
“Well the computer is wrong!”
“I’m sorry, I can’t help you.”
“JAKE!”
“What?!” He asked startled.
“WHY DOES IT SAY I OWE SO MUCH MONEY?!”
“Well….” He stopped.
“Well what?”
“Well I got hungry. SO I ordered some food. And it was SO good. So I just got more. And then more. And more. And more…. And well I may have gone a little bit overboard.”
“A little overboard?! A little overboard? How do u expect me to pay this? I gave all our money to that cop last night! Remember?! All of our money. GONE.”
“Hold your tits. There’s a little thing that I like to call a credit card. “ He said smugly.
“Yeah I have one of those too, but I’m not supposed to use it yet! My mom will get suspicious! “ I whined.
“You’re not the only one whos parents have a little bit of money sweet cheeks.” I blushed at that moment and looked down. He chuckled and handed the lady his card.
She swiped it and handed it back. “Thank you and hope you had a nice stay.” She smiled brightly. “If you would take this survey, it would only take up a few minutes of your time…”
Before she could even finish her sentence, Jake had started lugging our stuff back to his car.
He stopped dead in his tracks. “Why am carrying your stuff?” He dropped it on the ground and just walked away.
“You are such a d-“ The old lady from before glared at me. “Such a jerkface!”
“Its my specialty!” He shouted behind him.
I rolled my eyes and lugged my suitcase and I to his car. When we got there he was leaning on it with his arms crossed on his chest.
“What took you so long slow poke?”
I glared. “Can we please go get some breakfast? I”m famished.”
“Sure, anything for you my lady.”
HE hopped in the car, unlocked the door for me and started the ignition. “Where do I go again?”
“Make a left and turn onto RT-139.”
“How did you just no that?”
“I just remembered from yesterday. Duh.”
“No need to get feisty again.”
I huffed in my seat.
Just as he made a left we passed a starbucks. “JAKE JAKE!
“What? What?” He asked annoyed.
“We just passed a starbucks!!”
“No we didn’t.”
“Yeah! It was off of another street.”
“Ugh, do you really want to go there?”
“Yes!”
“Then no.”
“You suck!”
“No, but you do.” He winked at me and I flipped him the finger.
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Hey guys ☺ its been a while since I’ve updated and I was in the mood so I was like what the hell. I hope you like it and just tell me if you would like an update from me
Xoxo
Gabby
Imprint
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Publication Date: 08-12-2012
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