Jeff the Lover?! by Kelly Bui (read full novel .txt) 📕

"You're wearing an apron..." I chuckled.

"Yeah? So?" He was confused.

"It's pink... And says 'Kiss the Cook!'" I burst out laughing again. Looking out of the corner of my eye, he was blushing and scratching the back of his neck. Suddenly, Sally and Slendy walked into the kitchen. Sally just stared at Jeff in shock and Slendy covered her eyes as I continued to laugh hysterically. Slendy just dragged her away from the kitchen. Jeff grew more and more embarrassed. I finally calmed down once more and wiped the tears from my eyes. My sides hurt like crazy as I sighed from laughing so much. "This is just pure gold!"

"Hey! There's nothing wrong with wearing this!" 

"Says the guy who's a serial killer and wearing that!" Now two more people walked in, this time it was Jack and Ben. They were talking as they walked into the kitchen but stopped in their tracks right when they saw Jeff. They too, started laughing on the spot and fell to the floor. 

"You two! Shut the fuck up!" Jeff yelled as he ripped off the apron. He put it back on the hanger by the fridge and ran upstairs. Jack and Ben were still laughing while I sighed. I stood up and kicked them both in the stomach. 

"You heard the man!" I put my hands in my pockets and stepped over them, who were now groaning and holding their stomaches. Who knew a serial killer could throw a tantrum? I walked down the hall to Jeff's room and tried to open his door. It was locked, obviously. So, I knocked and he replied,

"Who is it...?"

"It's me..." I heard footsteps and the door unlock then more footsteps walk away back into the room. 

"It's unlocked now..." He said. I turned the knob, pushed open the door and walked in.

I pushed open the door and entered into the unfamiliar space. 

"What do you need...?" He asked in an annoyed tone. 

"Um... I came to see if you were alright..." I said shyly, shutting the door behind me.

"I'm fine..." He put his right arm on his eyes. I walked over to his bed and sat by his side.

"Are you sure?" Me sitting on his bed made him move his arm to show his right eye and look at me.

"Yeah..." His eyes averted in any direction except me. He just sighed and gave up. He sat up and as he was, the motion made my eyes look his way. When he sat up all the way his nose was only an inch in front of mine. My eyes widened and so did his (if that was possible without any eyelids). We both froze in shock as we stared into each other's eyes and looking deep into each others' souls (as if that's not creepy). I started to feel my face turn red as we continue to stare.

I saw his cheeks turn a bright pink and kind of giggled at how cute it was (if that was possible for a serial killer). He blushed even more and looked to the wall and scratched the back of his head. I continued to stare though because I liked this side of Jeff. He's sweet, innocent, not a maniac covered in blood, etc. He stopped scratching and looked back at me. Only this time, when he turned his head again, he was only half an inch from my face.

My face grew even redder... As did his. Not a single word came out of our mouths. The only thing I could hear was our breathing (and still the loud groans of pain from Jack and Ben from downstairs of course). As I looked into his eyes, they were sparkling. No, not of insanity. No, not like a maniac. No, not of a psycopath but they were sparkling with love. I guess what Jack told me earlier was true... Suddenly, I saw him slowly come closer. It didn't take long for him to make contact with my lips as he leaned forward.

But I felt a little spark inside of me. As we kissed, his hands held my cheeks and my arms wrapped around his neck. I felt his tongue lick my bottom lip which meant he was asking for entrance. I was hesitant a little but slowly opened my mouth, allowing him access to my mouth. He stuck in his tongue, exploring what ever he desired. Our kiss grew passionate as we explored each others' mouths. Finally, we pulled away from each other, catching our breath after that long kiss. We breathed heavily with our foreheads touching one another. We looked at each other in shock after what just happened yet we were still breathing a little bit heavier than we should be. 

"Kelly..." He said, looking into my eyes.

"Yes, Jeff...?" I replied.

"I've... Liked you for a while now... And um... I think I love you..." He blushed. I just smiled and laughed. He looked at me like I was a mad man. "Wh-what's so funny?" He asked.

"Nothing..." I said. "I just really like this side of you." I smiled and he blushed even more. He made a serial killer look cute. What's better than that? I leaned forward and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Besides, I've liked you for a while, too..." I gave him a hug. He was shocked and stiff at first but he hugged me back anyways. 

"Do you really like me that way?" 

"Mhm. I fact, I love you. You're my dream guy in every way." He chuckled at my remark.

"What? Was it something I said?" I asked confused.

"How am I your dream guy in every way?" 

"Eh... I can just tell..."

"Haha, alright. You don't have to tell me because for all I care, you love me back." He pulled me into a tight embrace. I hugged him back and eventually we lied down and were cuddling for a little while. "Kelly..." He said into my ear. His warm breathe tickled as it brushed against my ear.

"Yes, Jeff...?" 

"Promise me... You won't leave me. Never in our lives or ever. I don't want to lose you..." He said so tightening his grip.

"I promise..." I hugged his arms that were wrapped around my torso, holding onto that promise. 

"Oh? And how will you seal that promise?" He asked smirking and putting his forehead on mine. I sat up a little and gave him a peck on the lips.

"That enough?" I giggled.

"Haha yeah..." We lied there on his bed, listening to his music and cuddling like there was no end to it. I yawned and smacked my lips. "You tired?" He asked.

"Yeah... Little bit..." I answered. 

"Go to sleep then..." There it was. The same words from before that soothed me so much. I nodded and hugged him even more. His body was surprisingly warm. That right there, made me drift deeper and deeper into a deep sleep. 

"Good night, Jeff..."

"Night, Kelly..." And we fell asleep together.

Jeff's POV

It happened... It finally and actually happened...! The first girl I ever fell for, is now mine. I couldn't believe that Kelly was actually now my girlfriend. We kissed... And fell asleep together... That means we're boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Anyways, we were asleep on my bed, cuddling as if we wanted to be together our entire lives. I thought to myself, why did I, Jeff the Serial Killer, fall in love with a normal girl who turned into a psychotic killer like me? Well, probably because of the psychotic killer part. But there was something else... She was the first person who was actually afraid of me after all the fan art was made.

To me, she was alright at first. But now... She's a psychotic killer with a giant axe. She's now known as Quirky Kelly, the psychotic serial killer working with Jeff the Killer. People now know if she's the killer or not because she's the only pyschotic killer in the area who murders with a giant axe. All this... Was mine. She was perfect and I loved her in every way.

I smiled as I looked down at her sleeping face. She was beautiful while asleep and she looked even more beautiful with the dried blood stains of her sister on her face. It reminded me of when I was attacked by those three kids when I was 13... Kelly was 17. Wait... Speaking of age... When's her birthday? I just realized I never asked her when her birthday was! I looked down again to see her still fast asleep. I kissed the top of her head and got out of bed. Walking to the door, I stretched and popped my fingers. When I made it to the door, I looked back at Kelly one last time before leaving the room.

I walked down the stares to find Slendy making breakfast, Ben and Jack playing the xbox and Sally sitting at the dining table playing with her  waiting for her pancakes, bacon, and scrambled eggs. Classic. I walked up to Slendy and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey Slendy?" I said. He turned around and gave me a questioning look. "I need you to do me a favor and keep Kelly here while I go out." He nodded but gave me a ‘What for?’ look. "No reason... I'll tell you later. Hey Ben, Jack, Sally?" They stopped what they were doing and looked at me. "Keep Kelly in the house and don't let her leave."

"Got it!" Ben said, smiling.

"Alright..." Jack shrugged.

"Okay... Yes sir..." Sally nodded, quietly. I smiled at them. They could annoy me at times but they were loyal. The most loyal friends/family you could ever have. I opened the door and walked out. It was snowing... Nothing to complain about because it was January 31st and I was practically cold all the time. I never knew what warmth felt like... Until I fell asleep with Kelly... No! Snap out of it, Jeff! I've got to go find out Kelly's birthday. I pulled up my hood and dashed through backyards in the area to get to the Family and Social Center.

The snow kept falling down as I was running to the Family and Social Center. I panted as I ran through the icy wind and got closer to the town. Arriving into town, I stopped in an alleyway to catch my breathe.

"Whew..." I said stretching my back. It was 7:12 am