The Kids Grow Up by Trish Hanan (books like harry potter txt) 📕

it and that’s all that counts,” he remarked and put it back in his pants. Sean shrugged.
“I was just making a joke,” he told his sisters who shoved him out of the room.
“Don’t call him Mom, you idiot, he doesn’t like that and you know it, God, boys are so stupid,” Emma declared and Sean rolled his eyes.
“God, boys are so stupid,” he mimicked her and she shoved him again, so he shoved her back. They kept shoved each other until Jake walked by and pulled them apart.
“Hey, hey, no shoving in the house, take that outside, you little animals,” he told them and they laughed.
“Sean called dad, mom and he flashed him his privates,” Cassie told him and Jake’s eyes widen. Sean rolled his eyes.
“God, Cassie, you’re a little snitch,” he accused her. She shrugged.
“Fran or dad would have told him, I like to be first with the news, I’m going to be a reporter when I grow up,” she informed him smugly. Emma giggled.
“That would be right for you, Cas, you know all the gossip,” she said. Cassie shrugged.
“Gossip, news, it’s all the same in this town,” she declared and they all laughed. Jake smiled down at her.
“You’re just like your mother, Cassie, she liked all the gossip and knowing what everyone was doing too, she flew around her like a little bird she was adorable, just like you,” he said and bent down to kiss her. Cassie beamed and they all went outside to play. Jake went in the sewing room.
“What’s this I hear about some mad flasher?” he teased as he sat down in the chair next to the machine where Harry worked. Harry looked up and made a face.
“Sometimes I swear that boy knows what buttons to push and then sits on them just to irate me,” he complained and sighed. Jake grinned and leaned forward to kiss him. Harry smiled.
“He called you mom again did he?” Jake asked and Harry nodded.
“I don’t think he’ll be doing that again for a long time,” he said and giggled. Jake laughed.
“Not if you whip it out and flash him he won’t,” he teased. Harry groaned.
“Fran was walking by and she saw it too,” he confessed and Jake laughed some more.
“The girls saw too, you’re really having a day aren’t you, babe?” he said and Harry nodded. Jake leaned forward and nuzzled his neck. Harry moaned. “I know just the thing to improve your day, babe,” he whispered and Harry wrapped both of his arms around his love’s neck and Jake picked him up. They kissed long and passionately. Ryan walked into the room, saw when they were doing and walked back out. He passed Adam in the hall.
“I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, major making out,” he informed him. Adam made a face.
“Again, don’t they have a bedroom for that?” he asked in a loud voice so they would hear. They both heard laughter and then their dads walked past them in the hall.
“Yes, they do and that’s where they’re going so don’t disturb them for at least two hours,” Jake said and he and Harry rushed past them. Harry giggled and the boys laughed.
“Christ, you’d think they got enough of that at night,” Ryan remarked. Harry laughed.
“Oh, no, darling, you never get enough of that,” he called out and Jake laughed.
The two boys went outside where their siblings were with long faces and Emma looked at them.
“What’s up with you guys?” she asked. Ryan gave a big exaggerated sigh.
“There’s nothing fun to do and there won’t be all day because those two locked themselves in the bedroom again,” he complained. The girls giggled.
“Again? What do they do in there?” Cassie demanded. Emma giggled.
“You know, Cassie, Jesus, Jackson showed you the book,” she said and all the kids laughed. They had all seen the pictures.
“Yeah, but our dads doing that stuff, how gross,” Adam declared and they all agreed; that was gross. Jackson and Danny came out.
“What are you guys talking about?” Jackson asked. They all laughed.
“Dads have locked themselves in the bedroom again,” Ryan told him and he laughed.
“Again, man, that’s like the second time this week,” he retorted and they all laughed. Danny grinned.
“Harry must be horny,” he remarked. Sean shook his head.
“Nah, this time it was Jake, he went looking for Harry,” he informed them. The girls giggled.
“I wonder who does what to whom?” Sean wondered and everyone giggled. Jackson lifted his eyebrow and looked remarkably like Jake.
“Oh, that’s easy, Jake does Harry,” he told them and all of the boys nodded. Emma looked insulted.
“How do you know that Mr. Smarty-pants?” she demanded to know. He sighed.
“It’s not an insult to Harry, so don’t get offended, he likes it that way, silly goose, some men like it and he’s one of them,” he informed her and Danny nodded. She raised her eyebrow.
“How can he like that, it looks like it’ll hurt,” she made a face. Danny smiled. Then they explained why it didn’t hurt that much and why it was so much fun and she blushed.
“I guess, but still it’s kind of gross picturing our dads doing that,” she declared and they all laughed. Cassie grinned.
“You boys are so lucky, you’ve got that big penis and a prostate gland, all we’ve got is some stupid clitoris, that’s not fair,” she whined. All the boys grinned.
“Yeah, Cassie but you’re going to be able to lay an egg and that’s pretty damned cool,” Jackson gushed and she flushed.
“Yeah, but that means I’m only going to be able to do half blow jobs,” she told him. He smiled.
“That’s all girls do anyway, at least according to Uncle Steve and Uncle Charlie, I heard them one night complaining to Dads about it and they were bragging about giving each other head, that’s what they called it and their wives only give half blow jobs and they said the good thing about men was they did great blow jobs,” he informed them and everyone looked impressed. Then he continued.
“And they said that women gave the best cunnilingus which is female blow jobs so if you want that to be done right you have to get another women,” he said. “All the adults on the planet are bi-sexual meaning they have sex with both men and women and they think that everyone should be bi so they can have sex with as many people as they want and I think that’s a great idea.”
“I think that’s great too,” Emma decided and all the kids nodded except for Danny.
“If you can, you can be bi-sexual, but I don’t think I can,” he told them. Jackson nodded.
“Well, if you’re gay, Danny, then you can’t help it, then you’re just going to have to have sex with all the men,” he said and everyone laughed. Cassie patted his knee.
“That’s still a lot, Danny,” she assured him and he grinned.
They got up and went to discuss the matter with their cousins.
In the bedroom Harry lied with his head on Jake’s strong chest and played with his curly dark chest hairs.
“I love making love in the afternoon with my honey,” he gave a sigh of pleasure. Jake grinned.
“Well, I’m glad to be of service,” he said and Harry giggled.
“Do you know we’ve been doing this for eighteen years now and I think we’re really, really good at it,” he bragged and Jake laughed and his fingers roamed through Harry’s curly sandy brown hair.
“Did you get your hair cut today, babe, it’s really curly,” he asked and Harry nodded.
“Nyla came over today and cut all of our hair,” he told him. Jake smiled.
“I love you hair when it’s just cut, its so cute and adorable, it makes you look fourteen again,” he gushed and Harry smiled and licked his dark brown nipple. Jake closed his eyes and moaned a little.
“Mm, I like that,” he murmured. Harry smiled; of course he liked it, that’s why he did it.
“Emma and Cassie just got a trim, they’re having a contest to see who can get their hair to grow the longest,” he informed his love. Jake laughed.
“Who’s winning?” he asked.
“They’re pretty much tied, I made sure of that, they fight enough those two, I’m not having them fighting over hair,” Harry told him and Jake smiled.
“You’re very clever, babe,” he said and rolled over to face him, “Eighteen years huh?” Jake asked and Harry nodded, his hand came up to touch that face he loved.
“Doesn’t seem that long to me, does it to you, honey?” he whispered. Jake shook his head and his fingers came up to trace that perfect cupid bow mouth. Harry kissed his fingers. Jake smiled tenderly.
“I remember the day I first kissed you,” he said and took them back. “We had just done our laundry for the first time and you were giving me all of those boxers and we were standing by your personal bin and you were so adorable and I wanted so badly to kiss you so I just told myself, what’s the worst he could do, slap you, so I went for it,” Harry laughed.
“I wanted you to kiss me so very badly, you were so handsome and so strong,” he whispered. He leaned forward and they kissed again, slowly and then with more passion. “I could kiss you, Jake, for the next thirty thousand years and not get enough of your kisses,” Harry told him and Jake smiled. Then Harry gave him that sexy slantly look and scratched the inside of his thigh with his fingernails and Jake felt himself harden almost instantly. He rolled over on top of his love and lifted his legs onto his shoulders.
“Oh, now you’re done it, babe, you’ve waken the sleeping giant,” he declared and Harry looked at him with half-closed eyes and reached up to pinch and scratch his nipped, then he licked and sucked on them and Jake went wild. When they came they yelled but luckily their kids were up at the playground playing Galatica catching people for their zoos and didn’t hear them. Fran did and she laughed.
“They never change, thank God,” she told Martha who opened her mouth and yawned. All six dogs were out with the boys racing around having a good time and the house was quiet for a change. She checked on the two big pork roasts Harry had put in the ovens and they were doing fine so she went to watch view-screen and relax.
The Sunday after the kids moved out into their own farm which was Farm Five Harry announced at the town meeting that he had a Nabisco Factory over in Sherwood if anyone was interested in helping him build it. Everyone looked bored.
“You know Nabisco makes cookies and crackers such as Oreos and Keeblers and saltines so we can have a never ending supply of that stuff as long as we have sugar and flour to put into it and it comes with about five thousand pounds of flour and sugar and chocolate and stuff so we won’t have to plant any extra for a while,” he explained and everyone got excited. Carl stood up.
“Hell, Harry, for Oreos I’ll help you build that factory,” he