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Zombie. Have you eaten Chicken feet with fertilized duck egg?
[11:54pm] CrossRoads: I THINK NOT
[11:54pm] CrossRoads: >:U
[11:54pm] CrashLove: SERIOUS haircut time.
[11:54pm] Andrea: o--o
[11:54pm] Andrea: xD
[11:54pm] CrashLove: Like chopping it off.
[11:54pm] littlexsneezy: and my aunt and my mom and my cousins and my grandparents
[11:54pm] ZombieGamerChick: Yes
[11:54pm] CrashLove: Gon.
[11:54pm] CrashLove: *gone
[11:54pm] Andrea: Why? o-o
[11:54pm] CrossRoads: Oh
[11:54pm] CrossRoads: Shit
[11:54pm] ZombieGamerChick: Its good
[11:54pm] CrossRoads: ._.
[11:54pm] CookieMonsta: just entered
[11:54pm] CrashLove: Because I hate it long.
[11:54pm] CrashLove: I'm too butch to be a girl
[11:54pm] littlexsneezy: big oh thanks giving party down at my dads
[11:54pm] littlexsneezy: unts unts
[11:54pm] littlexsneezy: puts some techno on
[11:54pm] CrashLove: >>>
[11:54pm] Andrea: Hmm..
[11:54pm] littlexsneezy: see your grandma breakdown
[11:55pm] Andrea: I've never had my hair /too/ short before
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick: WTF
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: lmao
[11:55pm] CrashLove: My dyslexia kicked in and I saw "nuts nuts"
[11:55pm] Andrea:
[11:55pm] CrashLove: I've had it boy length.
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: nice
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick: I hate my hair short
[11:55pm] Andrea: Same
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: your thinking about my nuts
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick: I like it LOOONNNGGGG
[11:55pm] Andrea: Love the long
[11:55pm] Andrea: >__>
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: chestnuts roasting on an open fire
[11:55pm] CrossRoads: Is it hard
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick: WTF
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: big time
[11:55pm] CrossRoads: Viva Viagra
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick: :|
[11:55pm] CrashLove: SO HARD.
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: shhh
[11:55pm] CrossRoads: It's so firm.
[11:55pm] CrashLove: You could break diamonds on that shit.
[11:55pm] littlexsneezy: dont let others know
[11:55pm] ZombieGamerChick:
[11:56pm] ZombieGamerChick: Dont u get it XD
[11:56pm] littlexsneezy: oh yeah they are firm
[11:56pm] CrossRoads: And juicyyyy ;D
[11:56pm] CrossRoads: .
[11:56pm] Andrea: o-o
[11:56pm] littlexsneezy: wow my hyperness can turn to pervyness
[11:56pm] Andrea: You scare me sometimes
[11:56pm] ZombieGamerChick: Sneezy is grose today
[11:56pm] littlexsneezy: <<
[11:56pm] Andrea: Only sometimes
[11:56pm] CrossRoads: just left
[11:56pm] littlexsneezy: not me
[11:56pm] Andrea: o-o
[11:57pm] ZombieGamerChick: But I dont give a crap
[11:57pm] CrossRoads: just entered
[11:57pm] littlexsneezy: glad you dont
[11:57pm] Andrea: Holy Cross!
[11:57pm] CrossRoads: Lost internet
[11:57pm] littlexsneezy: welcome back
[11:57pm] Andrea: She's back!
[11:57pm] ZombieGamerChick: lol
[11:57pm] ShadowFox: just left
[11:57pm] CrashLove: Ohai dere
[11:57pm] ZombieGamerChick: WB
[11:57pm] CrossRoads: just left
[11:57pm] ZombieGamerChick: LOL
[11:57pm] ZombieGamerChick: Fail
[11:57pm] CrashLove: *has just realized she is a couch*
[11:57pm] littlexsneezy: PARTY LIKE ITS 9
[11:57pm] alicat11: just entered
[11:57pm] alicat11: just left
[11:57pm] Purge: Blah, follow? Pee suh
[11:57pm] Andrea: *settles down on couch*
[11:57pm] littlexsneezy: where did cross go?
[11:57pm] Andrea: >
[11:57pm] Andrea: Probs lost connection again
[11:57pm] alicat11: just entered
[11:57pm] littlexsneezy: ah i see
[11:57pm] CrashLove: *leaves squishy imprint*
[11:58pm] ZombieGamerChick: Does anyone color poses with Pixlr. -Heres the link-
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: <<
[11:58pm] Andrea: Loool
[11:58pm] Purge: just left
[11:58pm] ZombieGamerChick: www.Pixlr.com
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: i was about to say butt sweat but nevermind
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *warm spot where AJ farted*
[11:58pm] Andrea: Ali.
[11:58pm] alicat11: hey
[11:58pm] Andrea: Ew
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *repeatedly*
[11:58pm] Andrea: Eww
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: lmao
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *unnecessary asterisks*
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: ew to what butt sweat or fart?
[11:58pm] Andrea: Both!
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: damn
[11:58pm] CynderHeart: just entered
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *******
[11:58pm] Chris: just entered
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: hoping for farts
[11:58pm] CrashLove: herrr
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *Iherro
[11:58pm] CrashLove: DAMN
[11:58pm] alicat11: hey chris
[11:58pm] littlexsneezy: welcome back chris
[11:58pm] CrashLove: *Herro
[11:58pm] CrashLove: Done.
[11:58pm] Andrea: Huh?
[11:59pm] Andrea: Oh
[11:59pm] ZombieGamerChick: Oh
[11:59pm] Chris: ay.
[11:59pm] ZombieGamerChick: lol
[11:59pm] Chris: Buns.
[11:59pm] Chris: i feel dead.
[11:59pm] Andrea: You seriously came out of nowhere.
[11:59pm] ZombieGamerChick: Hiya Chris
[11:59pm] CrashLove: I was trying to say Herro and repeatedly effed up like nobody's business.
[11:59pm] Chris: so tired.
[11:59pm] littlexsneezy: can i tazer you so you can live?
[11:59pm] Andrea: Then sleep. <<
[11:59pm] Chris: ay.
[11:59pm] Chris: i might. . .
[11:59pm] CrossRoads: just entered
[11:59pm] ZombieGamerChick: lol
[11:59pm] littlexsneezy: welcome back
[11:59pm] CrossRoads: I'm highly irritated
[11:59pm] alicat11: just left
[11:59pm] CrossRoads: By this internet
[12:00am] CynderHeart: uhhhh, do i know you?
[12:00am] alicat11: just entered
[12:00am] Andrea: >
[12:00am] CrashLove: << word.
[12:00am] CrossRoads: Roadrunner high speed
[12:00am] CrossRoads: Bullshit
[12:00am] littlexsneezy: get a better internet
[12:00am] ZombieGamerChick: lol
[12:00am] CookieMonsta: just left
[12:00am] ZombieGamerChick: Me?
[12:00am] CrashLove: BUY BETTER INTERWEBZ
[12:00am] Chris: yeh.
[12:00am] littlexsneezy: >>
[12:00am] ZombieGamerChick: I dont know...
[12:00am] Chris: nighty night.
[12:00am] Chris: : )
[12:00am] CrashLove: INSTANT POON.
[12:00am] Andrea: Poon
[12:00am] CrossRoads: Poon
[12:00am] littlexsneezy: <<
[12:00am] alicat11: hey andrea what was that sight again i deleted it by acident
[12:00am] Andrea: Hold on Ali
[12:00am] CynderHeart: hola
[12:00am] Chris: just left
[12:00am] littlexsneezy: spooning who?
[12:00am] CrossRoads: Jake is like "I want porn o3o"
[12:01am] CrashLove: Mmmmm poon
[12:01am] CrossRoads: Poon
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: sadly i do
[12:01am] Shadowpup: is back
[12:01am] alicat11: ok
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: but my mom is hehre
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: here
[12:01am] CrossRoads: So fitish.
[12:01am] CrossRoads: fetish*
[12:01am] CrashLove: spoon
[12:01am] CrashLove: mmm spoon
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: nooo spork
[12:01am] CrashLove:
[12:01am] CynderHeart: r u dead?
[12:01am] CrossRoads: Let her know you're a big kid now.
[12:01am] Shadowpup: <.<
[12:01am] CrossRoads: I giggled.
[12:01am] CrashLove: Errbody loves sporks.
[12:01am] CynderHeart: giggle
[12:01am] Shadowpup: i been dead
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: eh
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: i dont care
[12:01am] alicat11: gracias lol
[12:01am] CynderHeart: hm
[12:01am] littlexsneezy: im waiting till she leaves then i will go to porn
[12:01am] CrashLove: let's make the jump from spork to meat cleaver, shall we?
[12:01am] CynderHeart: whats up with the bird noise?
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: meat cleaver
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: spatuala
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: ladle
[12:02am] CynderHeart: its terrible
[12:02am] CrossRoads: brb
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: wooden spoon
[12:02am] CrashLove: We're in the woods. click the square to stop it.
[12:02am] CrossRoads: just left
[12:02am] CrashLove: BLENDER
[12:02am] CrashLove: O.o
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: microwave
[12:02am] CynderHeart: hey where am i anyone?
[12:02am] Andrea: Lmfao
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: >> really?
[12:02am] CynderHeart: what is this place called?
[12:02am] Andrea: We are totes in the woods
[12:02am] CrashLove: Emerald Jungle.
[12:02am] CynderHeart: thank you!
[12:02am] littlexsneezy: were in uhhhh... yeah what crash said
[12:03am] CrashLove: Also, Cheese grater.
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: ha! egg beaters
[12:03am] CrashLove: word.
[12:03am] CynderHeart: god that sound is annoying
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: mmmm eegggss
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: -shoves egg into mouth-
[12:03am] CrashLove: let's just shove the whole refrigerator up there, shall we?
[12:03am] CynderHeart: whatch this everyone!
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: >>
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: wait!
[12:03am] Shadowpup: ok
[12:03am] littlexsneezy: -pulls out popcorn and a camera- ok wait
[12:03am] CynderHeart: BUFF POWERS GO!!!
[12:04am] CrashLove: ...
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: -_-
[12:04am] CrashLove: You're a chick.
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: waist of film
[12:04am] CrashLove: Those are boobs.
[12:04am] CynderHeart: OH YEAH! FLEX THOSE MUSELS!
[12:04am] CrossRoads: just entered
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: welcome back cross
[12:04am] CrashLove: *facepalm*
[12:04am] CynderHeart: THERE TITTIES! NOT BOOBS
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: moon
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: moob
[12:04am] CrossRoads: ty<3
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: your welcome <3
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: i got moobs and abs
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: so ha@
[12:04am] CynderHeart: CLICK ON ME AND CHOOSE SNIFF
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: ha!
[12:04am] littlexsneezy: why?
[12:05am] CrashLove: CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK
[12:05am] littlexsneezy: <<
[12:05am] CynderHeart: so you can really see my gender
[12:05am] Andrea: What is goin on now
[12:05am] CynderHeart: guy or gurl
[12:05am] Andrea: I'm guessing girl
[12:05am] CrashLove: -_- how old are you?
[12:05am] littlexsneezy: >>
[12:05am] littlexsneezy: guess my gender!
[12:05am] CrossRoads: GIRL
[12:05am] CrossRoads:
[12:05am] Andrea: Lmfao
[12:05am] littlexsneezy: really?
[12:05am] littlexsneezy: -checks-
[12:05am] CrossRoads: No not really
[12:05am] CynderHeart: DING DING DING DING! GIVE HIM A LOLLIEPPOP!
[12:06am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:06am] Andrea: >__>
[12:06am] CrossRoads: -gets measuring tape-
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: o.o
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: oh no you did-nt
[12:06am] CrashLove: SERIOUSLY. How old are you?
[12:06am] CynderHeart: IM UNDER 12
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: >>
[12:06am] CrossRoads: Me?
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: ahhhh
[12:06am] Nedward: just entered
[12:06am] Andrea: Oh..
[12:06am] CrashLove: ......
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: under age minor!!
[12:06am] CrossRoads: I'm 12 bitches >
[12:06am] CrashLove: -_-
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: your 18
[12:06am] CynderHeart: shutz up
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: shh
[12:06am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: lol
[12:06am] CynderHeart: im 11
[12:06am] littlexsneezy: im 17
[12:06am] Nedward: Hi guyz
[12:06am] CrossRoads: I was 11 last year
[12:06am] CrossRoads: when I joine
[12:06am] CrossRoads: d
[12:06am] CynderHeart: ello ned
[12:07am] CynderHeart: your old
[12:07am] littlexsneezy: my dad is home
[12:07am] CrashLove: *looks up every foul phrase in the english language*
[12:07am] Nedward: i'm new to wolfhome
[12:07am] skulldog: just entered
[12:07am] littlexsneezy: brb
[12:07am] CrashLove: >> Need any help?
[12:07am] CrashLove: And welcome, btw
[12:07am] Andrea: Like how to sit
[12:07am] Andrea: down
[12:07am] Andrea: >>
[12:07am] Nedward: thanks im really nervous
[12:07am] CrossRoads: If you need help don't come to me
[12:07am] Andrea: Lmfao
[12:07am] CrashLove: No need to be.
[12:07am] CynderHeart: YALL R OLD!!!
[12:07am] CrashLove: Just a chat room
[12:07am] CrossRoads: Because I'm to lazy.
[12:07am] CrossRoads: I'm 12
[12:08am] CrossRoads: Seriously ._.
[12:08am] CrashLove: Nope Cynder, just mature.
[12:08am] CrossRoads: I'm not lying
[12:08am] Andrea: *whispers things*
[12:08am] CrashLove: *hears things*
[12:08am] CrashLove: We look so cozy XD
[12:08am] CynderHeart: YALL ARE SO OLD, WHEN BEN FRANKLEN TIED THAT KEY TO HIS KITE, THAT WAS YOUR APARTMENT KEY!
[12:08am] skulldog: just left
[12:08am] CrashLove: Wow.
[12:08am] CrossRoads: ....
[12:08am] Andrea: We areee. ;D
[12:08am] littlexsneezy: im happy!
[12:08am] CrossRoads: Yeah what am I? Pedobear?
[12:08am] CrashLove: For the record, it's FRANKLIN.
[12:08am] littlexsneezy: boing!
[12:09am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:09am] CrashLove: Just sayin.
[12:09am] littlexsneezy: guess what
[12:09am] Nedward: come to the kindergarden to chat
[12:09am] CrossRoads: What
[12:09am] CrashLove: *grammar Nazi raises hand*
[12:09am] CynderHeart: AT LEAST I DONT WEAR A SPEDO LIKE NED OVER TH3ERE
[12:09am] littlexsneezy: glowing undies
[12:09am] Nedward: just left
[12:09am] CrossRoads: ....
[12:09am] skulldog: just entered
[12:09am] CrossRoads: I'm not sure how to respond to that Jake
[12:09am] CrossRoads: Are you sure you're straight
[12:09am] littlexsneezy: say yay
[12:09am] CrossRoads: nothing against gays but
[12:09am] littlexsneezy: yes i am
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: hello i have ladies
[12:10am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:10am] CrossRoads: Glowing undies.
[12:10am] Andrea:
[12:10am] CynderHeart: well i would like to stay in chat but im not that kinda person
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: you andrea i think crash is one
[12:10am] CynderHeart: up up anda way!
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: >>
[12:10am] Andrea: huh? >>
[12:10am] CrossRoads: Are they rocketship glowing undies?
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: uhhh
[12:10am] CynderHeart: just left
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: oh yeah
[12:10am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: lmao
[12:10am] littlexsneezy: no just plain glowing undies
[12:10am] ZombieGamerChick: Back
[12:11am] CrossRoads: Erm yeah ._.
[12:11am] littlexsneezy: lmao
[12:11am] ZombieGamerChick: Now back 2 BRB -_-'
[12:11am] littlexsneezy: comon you like it
[12:11am] littlexsneezy: ok
[12:11am] CrossRoads: No
[12:11am] CrossRoads: You don't know
[12:11am] CrossRoads: Maybe
[12:11am] CrossRoads: YOU NEVER KNOW
[12:11am] littlexsneezy: lol
[12:11am] alicat11: just left
[12:11am] littlexsneezy: ok i will never know
[12:12am] CrossRoads: I'm just an Asian girl with a disturbed mind behind a computer desk
[12:12am] CrossRoads: with a hobo living
[12:12am] CrossRoads: in my closet
[12:12am] skulldog: just left
[12:12am] littlexsneezy: i was gonna say in your bed
[12:12am] CrashLove: Sounds like a party.
[12:12am] littlexsneezy: lol
[12:12am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:12am] Andrea: My back and neck are sore. *adjusts self on couch*
[12:12am] Andrea: Darn you couch
[12:12am] littlexsneezy: <<
[12:12am] CrashLove: Need help?
[12:12am] CrossRoads: My bed is not big enough to hold two people
[12:12am] littlexsneezy: im on the couch too, brb
[12:13am] Shaun: just entered
[12:13am] CrashLove: Crash couch can only do so much for she is only a couch.
[12:13am] Andrea: rrr..
[12:14am] littlexsneezy: back
[12:14am] CrossRoads: Fo shizzle mah nizzle.
[12:14am] CrossRoads: wb<3
[12:14am] Andrea: *flings undies at Jake* Wb
[12:14am] littlexsneezy: thank you
[12:14am] littlexsneezy: woooooooo!!!!!!!!!
[12:14am] CrossRoads: o_o
[12:14am] CrashLove: hawt
[12:14am] littlexsneezy: -rips pants off and dances-
[12:14am] CrossRoads: Yeah I'll send you socks for Christmas
[12:14am] CrossRoads: ...
[12:15am] Andrea: Maybe you should get him pants
[12:15am] Andrea: Always rippin those off
[12:15am] littlexsneezy: lmao
[12:15am] CrossRoads: -takes pictures-
[12:15am] littlexsneezy: oh yeah
[12:15am] CrashLove: *club beat*
[12:15am] Andrea: lol
[12:15am] littlexsneezy: dont forget to post them on the porn site
[12:15am] CrossRoads: Put it as my