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Boss Lady Wang said tapping the American on the shoulder.

He spun around, his elbow slipping off the table, nearly sending him to the floor.

โ€œWhoa, you drink enough,โ€ she said.

Big Red Nose grinned widely, noticing the attraction now covered every inch of her, from a larger bosom to a shapelier rear. And, even better, there were now two of her.

โ€œAnother โ€˜Head of the Second Pot,โ€™ please, beautiful,โ€ he slurred gracelessly.

โ€œBeautiful? Ha! Blue Eyes is flirting with the bossโ€™s wife?โ€ She said it loud enough to bring out Boss Woo.

โ€œHey, my foreign-friend, you flirt with my wife? Well, you flirt, you must also buy her new purse, listen to her talk all day โ€“ yaw, yaw, yaw โ€“ still want to flirt?โ€ he asked, daring the customer to take the challenge.

โ€œLater,โ€ Big Red Nose said, tossing back another shot.

โ€œLater? Later? In my restaurant he flirts with my wife and when I ask if he wants more, he says โ€˜later.โ€™ Foreigner balls very big - brains not so much.โ€

A glass cracked when the American slammed it down after a particularly rough drink.

The Chinese became infuriated when he tried to do the same, only hurting his palm instead.

During the Americanโ€™s sixth bottle, he looked to his right and saw that the German had magically disappeared. So did his plate and his wasted glass of white alcohol. The Americanโ€™s grandma โ€“ half German - had warned him of their craftiness, but he hadnโ€™t realized they could vanish. It didnโ€™t matter โ€“ there was a competition and he aimed on winning.

โ€œGive-up?โ€ the Chinese man asked, repeating himself until the words finally made sense.

โ€œBahhhhhhh!โ€ is all the American could utter.

โ€œAye! No good, no good at all,โ€ the challenger yelled back, jumping from his bench. โ€œYouโ€™re a bad man!โ€ he finished before running into the glass door.

And, like the German, he disappeared.

โ€œHey, blue eyes, you won!โ€ the bossโ€™s wife, turned supermodel said in a seductive voice.

The American jumped up, his fist punching the air. Heโ€™d won and Boss Lady Wang was the prize.

The lights went out in the restaurant.

A disoriented American found himself alone, without his prize, in the alley.

He couldnโ€™t remember if he lived east or west of wherever he was.

With snow beginning to fall, the darkness swallowed up the victor as he stumbled north.

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Publication Date: 11-30-2009

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