Bar-20 by Clarence E. Mulford (i want to read a book .txt) 📕

ourn?”

 

Red turned slowly around and took a full minute in which to size the Kid up.

 

Then he snorted and turned his back again.

 

The Kid stared at him in outraged dignity. “Well, what say!” he softly murmured.

 

Then he leaped forward and walloped Red on the back.

 

“Hey, yore royal highness!” he shouted. “Yu-yu-yu-oh, hang it-yu! Yu slabsided,

ring-boned, saddle-galled shade of a coyote, do yu think I’m only meanderin’ in th’ misty

vales of-of-”

 

Suggestions intruded from various sources. “Hades?” offered Hopalong.

 

“Cheyenne?” Murmured Johnny.

 

“Misty mistiness of misty?” tentatively supplied Waffles.

 

Red turned around again. “Better come up an’ have somethin’,” he

sympathetically invited, wiping away an imaginary tear.

 

“An’ he’s so young!” sobbed Frenchy.

 

“An’ so fair!” wailed Tex.

 

“An’ so ornery!” howled Lefty, throwing his arms around the discomfited

youngster. Other arms went around him, and out of the sobbing mob could be heard

earnest and heartfelt cussing, interspersed with imperative commands, which were

gradually obeyed.

 

The Kid straightened up his wearing apparel. “Come on, yu locoed-”

 

“Angels?” Queried Charley Lane, interrupting him. “Sweet things?” breathed

Hopalong in hopeful expectancy.

 

“Oh, blast it!” yelled the Kid as he ran out into the street to escape the persecution.

“Good Kid, all right,” remarked Waffles. “He’ll go around an’ lick some Mexican

an’ come back sweet as honey.”

 

“Did somebody say poker?” Asked Bigfoot, digressing from the Kid.

 

“Oh, yu fellows don’t want no poker. Of course yu don’t. Poker’s mighty

uncertain,” replied Red.

 

“Yah!” exclaimed Tex Le Blanc, pushing forward. “I’ll just bet yu to a standstill

that Waffles an’ Salvation’ll round up all th’ festive simoleons yu can get together! An’ I’ll

throw in Frenchy’s hat as an inducement.”

 

“Well, if yore shore set on it make her a pool,” replied Red, “an’ th’ winners divide

with their outfit. Here’s a starter,” he added, tossing a buckskin bag on the table. “Come

on, pile `em up.”

 

The crowd divided as the players seated themselves at the table, the O-Bar-O

crowd grouping themselves behind their representatives; the Bar-20 behind theirs. A

deck of cards was brought and the game was on.

 

Red, true to his nature, leaned back in a corner, where, hands on hips, he awaited

any hostile demonstration on the part of the O-Bar-O; then, suddenly remembering, he

looked half ashamed of his warlike position and became a peaceful citizen again. Buck

leaned with his broad back against the bar, talking over his shoulder to the bartender, but

watching Tenspot Davis, who was assiduously engaged in juggling a handful of Mexican

dollars.

 

Up by the door Bigfoot Baker, elated at winning the buck-and-wing contest, was

endeavoring to learn a new step, while his late rival was drowning his defeat at Buck’s

elbow. Lefty Allen was softly singing a Mexican love song, humming when the words

would not come.

 

At the table could be heard low-spoken card terms and good-natured banter,

interspersed with the clink of gold and silver and the soft pat-pat of the onlookers’ feet

unconsciously keeping time to Lefty’s song. Not withstanding the grim assertiveness of

belts full of .45’s and the peeping handles of long-barreled Colts, set off with picturesque

chaps, sombreros and tinkling spurs, the scene was one of peaceful content and good-fellowship.

 

“Ugh!” grunted Johnny, walking over to Red and informing that person that he,

Red, was a worm-eaten prune and that for half a wink he, Johnny, would prove it. Red

grabbed him by the seat of his corduroys and the collar of his shirt and helped him

outside, where they strolled about, taking pot shots at whatever their fancy suggested.

 

Down the street in a cloud of dust rumbled the Las Cruces-El Paso stage and the

two punchers went up to meet it. Raw furrows showed in the woodwork, one mule was

missing and the driver and guard wore fresh bandages. A tired tenderfoot leaped out with

a sigh of relief and hunted for his baggage, which he found to be generously perforated.

 

Swearing at the God-forsaken land where a man had to fight highwaymen and

Indians inside of half a day he grumblingly lugged his valise toward a forbidding-looking

shack which was called a hotel.

 

The driver released his teams and then turned to Red.

 

“Hullo, old hoss, how’s th’ gang?” he asked genially.

 

“We’ve had a heck of a time this yere trip,” he went on without waiting for Red to

reply. “Five miles out of Las Cruces we stood off a son-of-a-gun that wanted th’ dude’s

wealth. Then just this side of the San Andre foothills we runs into a bunch of young

bucks who turned us off this yere way an’ gave us a runnin’ fight purty near all th’ way.

 

I’m a whole lot farther from Paso now than I was when I started, an seem as I lost a jack

I’ll be some time gittin’ there. Yu don’t happen to sabe a jack I can borrow, do yu?”

 

“I don’t know about no jack, but I’ll rope yu a bronc,” offered Red, winking at

Johnny.

 

“I’ll pull her myself before I’ll put dynamite in di’ traces,“replied the driver. “Yu

fellers might amble back a ways with me-them buddin’ warriors’ll be layin’ for me.”

 

“We shore will,” responded Johnny eagerly. “There’s nine of us now an’ there’ll be

nine more an’ a cook tomorrow, mebby.”

 

“Gosh, yu grows some,” replied the guard. “Eighteen’ll be a plenty for them glory

hunters.”

 

“We won’t be able to,” contradicted Red, “for things are peculiar.”

 

At this moment the conversation was interrupted by the tenderfoot, who sported a

new and cheap sombrero and also a belt and holster complete.

 

“Will you gentlemen join me?” He asked, turning to Red arid nodding at the

saloon. “I am very dry and much averse to drinking alone.”

 

“Why, shore,” responded Red heartily, wishing to put the stranger at ease.

 

The game was running about even as they entered and Lefty Allen was singing

“The Insult,” the rich tenor softening the harshness of the surroundings.

 

I’ve swum th’ Colorado where she’s almost lost to view,

I’ve braced th’ Jaro layouts in Cheyenne;

I’ve fought for muddy water with a howlin’ bunch of Sioux,

An’ swallowed hot tamales, an’ cayenne.

 

I’ve rid a pitchin’ bronco `till th’ sky was underneath,

I’ve tackled every desert in th’ land;

I’ve sampled XXXX whiskey `till I couldn’t hardly see,

An’ dallied with th’ quicksands of the Grande.

 

I’ve argued with th’ marshals of a half-a-dozen burgs,

I’ve been dragged free an’ fancy by a cow;

I’ve had three years’ campaignin’ with th’ fightin’, bitin’ Ninth,

An’ never lost my temper `till right now.

 

I’ve had the yaller fever an I’ve been shot full of holes,

I’ve grabbed an army mule plumb by its tail;

I’ve never been so snortin’, really highfalutin’ mad

As when y’u up an’ hands me ginger ale!

Hopalong laughed joyously at a remark made by Waffles and the stranger glanced

quickly at him. His merry, boyish face, underlined by a jaw showing great firmness and

set with an expression of aggressive self-reliance, impressed the stranger and he remarked

to Red, who lounged lazily near him, that he was surprised to see such a face on so young

a man and he asked who the player was.

 

“Oh, his name’s Hopalong Cassidy,” answered Red. “He’s di’ cuss that raised that

ruction down in Mexico last spring. Rode his cayuse in a saloon and played with the

loungers and had to shoot one before he got out. When he did get out he had to fight a

whole bunch of Mexicans an’ even potted their marshal, who had di’ drop on him. Then

he returned and visited the marshal about a month later, took his gun away from him an’

then cut th’ cards to see if he was a prisoner or not. He’s a shore funny cuss.”

 

The tenderfoot gasped his amazement. “Are you not fooling with me?” he asked.

 

“Tell him yu came after that five hundred dollars reward and see,” answered Red

good naturedly.

 

“Holy smoke!” shouted Waffles as Hopalong won his sixth consecutive pot. “Did

yu ever see such luck?” Frenchy grinned and some time later raked in his third. Salvation

then staked his last cent against Hopalong’s flush and dropped out.

 

Tenspot flipped to Waffles the money he had been juggling and Lefty searched his

clothes for wealth. Buck, still leaning against the bar, grinned and winked at Johnny, who

was pouring hair-raising tales into the receptive ears of the stranger. Thereupon Johnny

confided to his newly found acquaintance the facts about the game, nearly causing that

person to explode with delight.

 

Waffles pushed back his chair, stood up and stretched. At the finish of a yawn he

grinned at his late adversary.

 

“I’m all in, yu old son-of-a-gun. Yu shore can play draw. I’m goin’ to try yu again

some time. I was beat fair an’ square an’ I ain’t got no kick comin’, none whatever,” he

remarked, as he shook hands with Hopalong.

 

“`Oh, we’re that gang from th’ O-Bar-O,” hummed the Kid as he sauntered in.

 

One cheek was slightly swollen and his clothes shed dust at every step.

 

“Who wins?” he inquired, not having heard Waffles.

 

“They did, blast it!” exploded Bigfoot.

 

One of the Kid’s peculiarities was revealed in the unreasoning and hasty

conclusions he arrived at. From no desire to imply unfairness, but rather because of his

bitterness against failure of any kind and his loyalty to Waffles, came his next words

“Mebby they skinned yu.”

 

Like a flash Waffles sprang before him, his hand held up, palm out.

 

“He don’t mean nothin’-he’s only a ignorant kid!” he cried.

 

Buck smiled and wrested the Colt from Johnny’s ever-ready hand.

 

“Here’s another,” he said. Red laughed softly and rolled Johnny on the floor. “Yu

jackass,” he whispered, “don’t yu know better’n to make a gunplay when we needs them

all ?”

 

“What are we goin’ to do?” Asked Tex, glancing at the bulging pockets of

Hopalong’s chaps.

 

“We’re goin’ to punch cows again, that’s what we’re to do,” answered Bigfoot

dismally.

 

“An’ whose are we goin’ to punch? We can’t go back to the old man,” grumbled

Tex.

Salvation looked askance at Buck and then at the others.

 

“Mebby,” he began, “Mebby we kin git a job on th’ Bar-20.”

 

Then turning to Buck again he bluntly asked, “Are yu short of punchers?”

 

“Well, I might use some,” answered the foreman, hesitating. “But I ain’t got only

one cook, an’-”

 

“We’ll git yu th’ cook all O.K.,” interrupted Charley Lane vehemently. “Hi, yu

cook!” he shouted, “amble in here an’ git a rustle on!”

 

There was no reply, and after waiting for a minute he and Waffles went into the

rear room, from which there immediately issued great chunks of profanity and noise.

 

They returned looking pugnacious and disgusted, with a wildly fighting man who was

more full of liquor than was the bottle which he belligerently waved.

 

“This here animated distillery what yu sees is our cook,” said Waffles. “We eats

his grub, nobody else. If he gits drunk that’s our funeral; but he won’t get drunk! If yu

wants us to punch for yu say so an’ we does; if yu don’t, we don’t.”

 

“Well,” replied Buck thoughtfully, “mebby I can use yu.”

 

Then with a burst of recklessness he added, “Yes, if I lose my job! But yu might

sober that Mexican up if yu let him fall in th’ horse trough.”

 

As the procession wended