Bar-20 by Clarence E. Mulford (i want to read a book .txt) 📕

those which had gone before, they would most certainly be worth riding

miles to see. Perry’s Bend had been unfortunate m being the first to hold a carnival,

inasmuch as it only set a mark to be improved upon, and Buckskin had taken advantage

of this and had added a brass band, and now in turn was to be eclipsed.

 

The events slated were numerous and varied, the most important being those

which dealt directly with the everyday occupations of the inhabitants of that section of the

country. Broncho busting, steer-roping and tying, rifle and revolver shooting, trick riding

and fancy roping made up the main features of the programme and were to be set off by

horse and foot racing and other county fair necessities.

 

Altogether, the proud citizens of the town looked forward with keen anticipation

to the coming excitements, and were prone to swagger a bit and to rub their hands in

condescending egoism, while the crowded gambling halls and saloons, and the three-card-monte men on the street corners enriched themselves at the cost of venturesome

know-it-ails.

 

Hopalong was firmly convinced that his day of hard riding was well worth while,

for the Bar-20 was to be represented in strength.

 

Probably a clearer insight into his idea of a carnival can be gained by his

definition, grouchily expressed to Red Connors on the day following the last affair:

“Raise cain, go broke, wake up an’ begin punching cows all over again.” But that was the

day after and the day after is always filled with remorse.

 

Hopalong and Red, having twice in succession won the revolver and rifle

competitions, respectively, hoped to make it ‘Three Straight.’ Lanky Smith, the Bar-20

rope expert, had taken first prize in the only contest he had entered. Skinny Thompson

had lost and drawn with Lefty Allen, of the O-Bar-O, in the broncho-busting event, but as

Skinny had improved greatly in the interval, his friends confidently expected him to

“yank first place” for the honor of his ranch.

 

These expectations were backed with all the available Bar-20 money, and, if they

were not realized, something in the nature of a calamity would swoop down upon and

wrap that ranch in gloom. Since the O-Bar-O was aggressively optimistic the betting was

at even money, hats and guns, andthe losers would begin life anew so far as earthly

possessions were concerned. No other competitors were considered in this event, as

Skinny and Lefty had so far outclassed all others that the honor was believed to lie

between these two.

 

Hopalong, blissfully figuring out the chances of the different contestants, galloped

around a clump of mesquite only fifteen miles from Muddy Wells and stiffened in his

saddle, for twenty rods ahead of him on the trail was a woman. As she heard him

approach she turned and waited for him to overtake her, and when she smiled he raised

his sombrero and bowed.

 

“Will you please tell me where I am?” she asked.

 

“Yu are fifteen miles southeast of Muddy Wells,” he replied.

 

“But which is southeast?”

 

“Right behind yu,” he answered. “Th’ town lies right ahead.”

 

“Are you going there?” She asked.

 

“Yes, ma’am.”

 

“Then you will not care if I ride with you?” She asked. “I am a trifle frightened.”

 

“Why, I’d be some pleased if yu do, `though there ain’t nothing out here to be

afraid of now.”

 

“I had no intention of getting lost,” she assured him, “but I dismounted to pick

flowers and cactus leaves and after a while I had no conception of where I was.”

 

“How is it yu are out here?” He asked. “Yu shouldn’t get so far from town.”

 

“Why, papa is an invalid and doesn’t like to leave his room, and the town is so

dull, although the carnival is waking it up somewhat.

 

Having nothing to do I procured a horse and determined to explore the country.

 

Why, this is like Stanley and Livingstone, isn’t it? You rescued the explorer!” And she

laughed heartily. He wondered who in thunder Stanley and Livingstone were, but said

nothing.

 

“I like the West, it is so big and free,” she continued. “But it is very monotonous

at times, especially when compared with New York. Papa swears dreadfully at the hotel

and declares that the food will drive him insane, but I notice that he eats much more

heartily than he did when in the city. And the service!-it is awful. But when one leaves

the town behind it is splendid, and I can appreciate it because I had such a hard season in

the city last winter-so many balls, parties and theaters that I simply wore myself out.”

 

“I never hankered much for them things,” Hopalong replied. “An’ I don’t like th’

towns much, either. Once or twice a year I gets as far as Kansas City, but I soon tires of it

an’ hits th’ back trail. Yu see, I don’t like a fence country-I wants lots of room an’ air.

 

She regarded him intently: “I know that you will think me very forward.”

 

He smiled and slowly replied: “I think yu are all O. K.”

 

“There do not appear to be many women in this country,” she suggested.

 

“No, there ain’t many,” he replied, thinking of the kind to be found in all of the

cow-towns. “They don’t seem to hanker for this kind of life-they wants parties an’ lots of

dancin’ an’ them kind of things. I reckon there ain’t a whole lot to tempt em to come.

 

“You evidently regard women as being very frivolous,” she replied.

“Well, I’m speakin’ from there not being any out here,” he responded, “although I

don’t know much about them, to tell th’ truth. Them what are out here can’t be counted.”

 

Then he flushed and looked away.

 

She ignored the remark and placed her hand to her hair

“Goodness! My hair must look terrible!”

 

He turned and looked: “Yore hair is pretty-I allus did like brown hair.”

 

She laughed and put back the straggling locks: “It is terrible! Just look at it! Isn’t

it awful?”

 

“Why, no: I reckons not,” he replied critically. “It looks sort of free an’ easy

thataway.”

 

“Well, it’s no matter, it cannot be helped,” she laughed. “Let’s race!” she cried and

was off like a shot.

 

He humored her until he saw that her mount was getting unmanageable, when he

quietly overtook her and closed her pony’s nostrils with his hand, the operation having a

most gratifying effect.

 

“Joe hadn’t oughter let yu had this cayuse,” he said.

 

“Why, how do you know of whom I procured it?” she asked. “By th’ brand: it’s a

O-Bar-O, canceled, with J. H. over it. He buys all of his cayuses from th’ O-Bar-O.”

 

She found out his name, and, after an interval of silence, she turned to him with

eyes full of inquiry: “What is that thorny shrub just ahead?” she asked.

 

“That’s mesquite,” he replied eagerly.

 

“Tell me all about it,” she commanded.

 

“Why, there ain’t much to tell,” he replied, “only it’s a valuable tree out here. Th’

Apaches use it a whole lot of ways. They get honey from th’ blossoms an’ glue an’ gum,

an’ they use th’ bark for tannin’ hide. Th’ dried pods an’ leaves are used to feed their cattle,

an’ th’ wood makes corrals to keep `em in. They use th’ wood for making other things,

too, an’ it is of two colors. Th’ sap makes a dye what won’t wash out, an’ th’ beans make a

bread what won’t sour or get hard. Then it makes a barrier that shore is a dandy-coyotes

an’ men can’t get through it, an’ it protects a whole lot of birds an’ things. Th’ snakes hate

it like poison, for th’ thorns get under their scales an’ whoops things up for `em. It keeps

th’ sand from shiftin’, too. Down South where there is plenty of water, it often grows

forty feet high, but up here it squats close to th’ ground so it can save th’ moisture. In th’

night th’ temperature sometimes falls thirty degrees, an’ that helps it, too.”

 

“How can it live without water?” she asked.

 

“It gets all th’ water it wants,” he replied, smiling. “Th’ tap roots go straight down

`til they find it, sometimes fifty feet. That’s why it don’t shrivel up in th’ sun. Then there

are a lot of little roots right under it an’ they protects th’ tap roots. Th’ shade it gives is th’

coolest out here, for th’ leaves turn with th’ wind an’ lets th’ breeze through—they’re hung

on little stems.”

 

“How splendid!” she exclaimed. “Oh! Look there!” she cried, pointing ahead of

them. A chaparral cock strutted from its decapitated enemy, a rattlesnake, and

disappeared in the chaparral.

 

Hopalong laughed: “Mr. Scissors-bill Road-runner has great fun with snakes. He

runs along th’ sand-an’ he can run, too—an’ sees a snake takin’ a siesta. Snip! goes his bill

an’ th’ snake slides over th’ Divide. Our fighting friend may stop some coyote’s appetite

before morning, though, unless he stays where he is.”

 

Just then a gray wolf blundered in sight a few rods ahead of them, and Hopalong

fired instantly. His companion shrunk from him and looked at him reproachfully.

 

“Why did you do that!” she demanded.

 

“Why, because they costs us big money every year,” he replied.

 

“There’s a bounty on them because they pull down calves, an’ sometimes full

grown cows. I’m shore wonderin’ why he got so close-they’re usually just out of range,

where they stays.”

 

“Promise me that you will shoot no more while I am with you.

 

“Why, shore: I didn’t think yu’d care,” he replied. “Yu are like that sky-pilot over

to Las Cruces-he preached agin killin’ things, which is all right for him, who didn’t have

no cows.”

 

“Do you go to the missions?” she asked.

 

He replied that he did, sometimes, but forgot to add that it was usually for the

purpose of hilarity, for he regarded sky-pilots with humorous toleration.

 

“Tell me all about yourself—what you do for enjoyment and all about your work,”

she requested.

 

He explained in minute detail the art of punching cows, and told her more of the

West in half an hour than she could have learned from a year’s experience. She showed

such keen interest in his words that it was a pleasure to talk to her, and he monopolized

the conversation until the town intruded its sprawling collection of unpainted shacks and

adobe huts in their field of vision.