why i love mine craft by dylan gardner, me i, me i, me i (e book reader android .txt) 📕

the time i wake up and the time i go to sleep i have been or have been playing minecraft and if not i always get mad because i dident have time so when i can i am playing it makes me forget that i have anything and when i find things i always gloat and then i die because i did and then i still do and my friends alwse hate me for that.also i like to survive and see how good i do and when i do good i alwse try harder to make what i built better then when i do i always quit and do it over and over but i love to ruine peoples wourlds i hate one time i rigged the floor to open uup and they fell in lava.well what im trying to say i like trolling and when i do i always leave befor you can catch me and when you do i always have something to stop you and some times i like to go invisible and break the blockes under you and then i let fall in lave or die or i teleport underwater and you dround but i alwase like teleporting you to a random place in the deasert and then you die and its funny but i also like to build temples and gardnes and tree houses and ice thrones and i have a girl that is the neather queen and im the ice king and its funny but this was a short book but ask and i can wright more.

 my books are funny if im in the mood to write some thing funny but when i half to write extra words its annoying and why i want to publish my book because its my first book and im excited to fialy create a book and have people read and see what i can write and i can write read and do comedy but i dont but this is probley the worst chapter ever and i have hope you like the story about my mine craft lfe the end.

Publication Date: 01-20-2015

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Dedication:
yes ist about 176 words and its the best i can do until i get home and start real wording and lengthing my book but when expect funny and a lot of trolling.