wtf is happening by jacob friesthler (feel good books to read .TXT) 📕

hi my name is jacob. i had the worst summer ever and i decide to tell you about it.it all started when the last bell rang at the end of math.i was waiting for that bell all year. but i was waiting because of all the bullying from sammual hititson. me and him where buddies in the third grade,but i gusse things changed when i took his book and he got really mad and beat me up. and i gusse you never change for some people but by the end of the summer youll find that change always happens in the end.ya so finnly that bell rang and i threw my books and pappers up and ran out the door.but right at my locker he was there and i ask nicly to please move but of course he didnt.and next thing i know punche in the face.so i got really mad and kicked him in the face and mad him have a brocken jaw.so he got rushed to the hospital and i felt sooo bad.so the next day i went to the hospital and they said he barly made it.there was so much blood he lost if he was a minute later he would have been dead.so i gave him flowes and a card.and asked if he wanted to come to my house and play vido games and he flat out said no and brushed the flowers and card aside and said leave now. So you know what i did cused him out and stabbed him and slit his juggular. there was blood every were. i didnt know what to do i just grabbed his bodie and threw him out of he window. i left and i felt so bad and couldnt believe i killed him. i had to tell someone so i went to my friend zach and he didnt believe me. so i showed him sams bodie. he just stared blankly at me. so then we went to mexico. and meet some mexicans. it was okay at first then they pissed me off so i stabbed them too. the multiply all the damn time so i killed about 30 of them. it seemed like today i had an epic case of bloodlust. if your wondering where my mom is in all this i slashed her juggular too. then we came back tto america and found 10000000000000000000 eggs they were huge and then aliens popped out and tried to eat my brains but lucly i had a 12 gauge. then there were zombies massive and massive amounts of zombies all thanks to taco bell. there damn burritos and there spicy food just so happened to be inffected, just like he girl who put a severed finger in the chilie at wendys. so yeah now the worlds a total shithole filled with zombies and alienz damn could this get worst. so a day later here come those freakin mexicans i also just so happen to be in the middle of a race world just because some stupid cracker made a smart ass comment about the president bein black. you know all this goes back to the seggregated times didnt martin luther and rosa parks teach you anything. the world today is full of idiots. well back to my story me zach and a couple of our friends went up to walmart cleared out all the people and lived there for a while. then one day every thing was back to normal. i found my self dating the hottest girl in school she was smokin hot,drop dead sexy, imean in a nice way damn!!!!!!!!! my bro zach who realy is my bro now because his girlfriend is my girlfriends sister. so the worlds better and evrything is pretty good oh wait the president got assisnated and yea really other than that every thing turned out great.

Publication Date: 11-16-2010

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