The Broad Highway by Jeffery Farnol (hot novels to read .txt) 📕

my negro-head pipe upon my palm, I called for and settled my score. As I rose, the pretty chambermaid picked up my knapsack from the corner, and blushing, aided me to put it on.

“My dear, thank you,” said I, and kissed her. This time she neither shrieked nor ran from the room; she merely blushed a trifle rosier.

“Do you think I have fishes’ eyes, my dear?”

“La! no, sir—handsome they be, I’m sure, so bright an’ black an’ wi’ little lights a-dancing in them—there, sir, do ha’ done, and go along wi’ you!”

“By the way,” I said, pausing upon the worn steps, and looking back at her, “by the way, how far is it to Deepdene Wood?”

CHAPTER X

WHICH RELATES THE END OF AN HONORABLE AFFAIR

Some half-mile along the road, upon the left hand, was a stile, and beyond the stile, a path—a path that led away over field, and meadow, and winding stream, to the blue verge of distant woods.

Now, midway between these woods and the place where I stood, there moved three figures; and, far away though they were, I could still make out that the middle one walked with his hands—those tremulous betraying hands thrust deep within his pockets.

And presently I climbed the stile, and set off along the path.

“Sir Jasper!” said I to myself. Somewhere in the background of my consciousness I had a vague recollection of having heard mention of such a name before, but exactly when and where I could not, for the life of me, remember.

“Sir Jasper!” said I to myself again. “It is a very uncommon name, and should be easy to recollect.” I had often prided myself on possessing a singularly retentive memory, more especially for names and faces, but, upon the present occasion, the more I pondered the matter, the more hazy I became. So I walked on through the sweet, wet grass, racking my brain for a solution of the problem, but finding none.

When I again looked up, the three figures had vanished where the path took a sharp bend round a clump of pollard oaks, and, determined not to lose them, I hurried my steps; but when I, in turn, rounded the corner, not a soul was in sight.

The path sloped up gently before me, with a thick hedge upon my right, and, after crossing a brawling stream, lost itself in the small wood or coppice, that crowned the ascent. Wondering, I hastened forward, and then, happening to look through the hedge, which grew very thick and high, I stopped all at once.

On the other side of the hedge was a strip of meadow bounded by the brook I have mentioned; now across this stream was a small rustic bridge, and on this bridge was a man. Midway between this man and myself stood a group of four gentlemen, all talking very earnestly together, to judge by their actions, while somewhat apart from these, his head bent, his hands still thrust deep in his pockets, stood Sir Jasper. And from him, for no apparent reason, my eyes wandered to the man upon the bridge—a tall, broad-shouldered fellow, in a buff-colored greatcoat, who whistled to himself, and stared down into the stream, swinging his tasselled riding-boot to and fro. All at once, as if in response to some signal, he rose, and unbuttoning his surtout, drew it off and flung it across the handrail of the bridge.

Mr. Chester was on his knees before the oblong box, and I saw the glint of the pistols as he handed them up. The distance had already been paced and marked out, and now each man took his ground—Sir Jasper, still in his greatcoat, his hat over his eyes, his neckerchief loose and dangling, one hand in his pocket, the other grasping his weapon; his antagonist, on the contrary, jaunty and debonnair, a dandy from the crown of his hat to the soles of his shining boots.

Their arms were raised almost together. The man Selby glanced from one to the other, a handkerchief fluttered, fell, and in that instant came the report of a pistol. I saw Sir Jasper reel backward, steady himself, and fire in return; then, while the blue smoke yet hung in the still air, he staggered blindly, and fell.

Mr. Chester, and two or three more, ran forward and knelt beside him, while his opponent shrugged his shoulders, and, taking off his hat, pointed out the bullet hole to his white-faced second.

And in a little while they lifted Sir Jasper in their arms, but seeing how his head hung, a sudden sickness came upon me, for I knew, indeed, that he would go walking back nevermore. Yet his eyes were wide and staring—staring up at the blue heaven with the same fixed intensity as they had done at the inn.

Then I, too, looked up at the cloudless sky, and round upon the fair earth; and, in that moment, I, for one, remembered his prophecy of an hour ago. And, indeed, the day was glorious.

CHAPTER XI

WHICH RELATES A BRIEF PASSAGE-AT-ARMS AT “THE CHEQUERS” INN

In due season I came into Tonbridge town, and following the High Street, presently observed a fine inn upon the right-hand side of the way, which, as I remember, is called “The Chequers.” And here were divers loiterers, lounging round the door, or seated upon the benches; but the eyes of all were turned the one way.

And presently, as I paused before the inn, to look up at its snow-white plaster, and massive cross-beams, there issued from the stable yard one in a striped waistcoat, with top-boots and a red face, who took a straw from behind his ear, and began to chew it meditatively; to whom I now addressed myself.

“Good afternoon!” said I.

“Arternoon!” he answered.

“A fine day!” said I.

“Is it?” said he.

“Why—to be sure it is,” said I, somewhat taken aback by his manner; “to be sure it is.”

“Oh!” said he, and shifted the straw very dexterously from one corner of his mouth to the other, by some unseen agency, and stared up the road harder than ever.

“What are you looking at?” I inquired.

“‘Ill,” said he.

“And why do you look at the hill?”

“Mail,” said he.

“Oh!” said I.

“Ah!” said he.

“Is it the London coach?”

“Ah!” said he.

“Does it stop here?”

“Ah!” said he.

“Do you ever say anything much beside ‘ah’?” I inquired.

He stopped chewing the straw, and with his eyes on the distance, seemed to turn this question over in his mind; having done which, he began to chew again.

“Ah!” said he.

“Why, then you can, perhaps, tell me how many miles it is—”

“Five,” said he.

“I was about to ask how far it was to—”

“The Wells!” said he.

“Why—yes, to be sure, but how did you know that?”

“It’s use!” said he.

“What do you mean?”

“They all ask!” said he.

“Who do?”

“Tramps!” said he.

“Oh! so you take me for a tramp?”

“Ah!” said he.

“And you,” said I, “put me in mind of a certain Semi-quavering Friar.”

“Eh?” said he, frowning a little at the hill.

“You’ve never heard of Rabelais, or Panurge, of course,” said I. The Ostler took out his straw, eyed it thoughtfully, and put it back again.

“No,” said he.

“More’s the pity!” said I, and was about to turn away, when he drew the nearest fist abruptly from his pocket, and extended it towards me.

“Look at that!” he commanded.

“Rather dirty,” I commented, “but otherwise a good, useful member, I make no doubt.”

“It’s a-goin’,” said he, alternately drawing in and shooting out the fist in question, “it’s a-goin’ to fill your eye up.”

“Is it?” said I.

“Ah!” said he.

“But what for?”

“I aren’t a Semmy, nor yet a Quaver, an’ as for Friers,” said he, very deliberately, “why—Frier yourself, says I.”

“Nevertheless,” said I, “you are gifted with a certain terse directness of speech that greatly reminds me of—”

“Joe!” he called out suddenly over his shoulder. “Mail, Joe!”

Lifting my eyes to the brow of the hill, I could see nothing save a faint haze, which, however, gradually grew denser and thicker; and out from this gathering cloud, soft, and faint with distance, stole the silvery notes of a horn. Now I saw the coach itself, and, as I watched it rapidly descending the hill, I longed to be upon it, with the sun above, the smooth road below, and the wind rushing through my hair. On it came at a gallop, rocking and swaying, a good fifteen miles an hour; on it came, plunging into the green shade of trees, and out into the sun again, with ever the gathering dust cloud behind; while clear and high rang the cheery note of the horn. And now, from the cool shadows of the inn yard, there rose a prodigious stamping of hoofs, rattling of chains, and swearing of oaths, and out came four fresh horses, led by two men, each of whom wore topboots, a striped waistcoat, and chewed upon straws.

And now the coach swung round the bend, and came thundering down upon “The Chequers,” chains jingling, wheels rumbling, horn braying and, with a stamp and ring of hoof, pulled up before the inn.

And then what a running to and fro! what a prodigious unbuckling and buckling of straps, while the jovial-faced coachman fanned himself with his hat; and swore jovially at the ostlers, and the ostlers swore back at the coachman, and the guard, and the coach, and the horses, individually and collectively; in the midst of which confusion, down came the window with a bang, and out of the window came a flask, and a hand, and an arm, and, last of all, a great, fat face, round, and mottled, and roaring as it came:

“Oho—I say damn it! damn everybody’s eyes and bones—brandy! O yoho, house—I say brandy! Guard, landlord, ostlers—brandy, d’ye hear? I say, what the devil! Am I to die for want of a drop of brandy? Oho!”

Now, little by little, I became conscious (how, I cannot define) that I was the object of a close and persistent scrutiny—that I was being watched and stared at by some one near by. Shifting my eyes, therefore, from the mottled face at the coach window, I cast them swiftly about until they presently met those of one of the four outside passengers—a tall, roughly-clad man who leaned far out from the coach roof, watching me intently; and his face was thin, and very pale, and the eyes which stared into mine glowed beneath a jagged prominence of brow.

At the time, though I wondered at the man’s expression, and the fixity of his gaze, I paid him no further heed, but turned my attention back to Mottle-face, who had, by this time, bellowed himself purple. Howbeit, in due time, the flask having been replenished and handed to him, he dived back into the recesses of the coach, jerked up the window, and vanished as suddenly as he had appeared.

But now the four fresh horses were in and harnessed, capering and dancing with an ostler at the head of each; the Driver tossed off his glass of rum and water, cast an eye up at the clouds, remarked: “Wind, by Gemini!” settled his feet against the dashboard, and gathered up the reins. And now, too, the Guard appeared, wiping his lips as he came, who also cast an eye up at the heavens, remarked: “Dust, by Jingo!” and swung himself