ABOUT ME by Jade D. (recommended ebook reader txt) 📕

Appearence

soooooo.... this is me

personality

 I'm straight.

 

I have 3 siblings.

 

I LOVE to draw, but hate painting and molding

 

I'm an absolute couch potato.

 

Playstation is my favorite gaming platform.

 

I'm loyal to friends.

 

I don't typically like violence, but I will get involved with it if necessary.

Best friends

 

Parker, my boyfriend.

Alexander, Parker's best friend.

Dianne, school friend.

Sammy, another school friend. 

Favorite Video games

 1. Halo (the only reason I have an xbox)

2. God of War.

3. Gran Turismo

4. Little big planet

5. Grand theft auto

6. The last of us

7. Infamous

favorite books

 I don't like to read :/

 

Favorite quotes

 "Look friend, I sympathize with your current situation, I do! but you look like a tree trunk and frankly, you're a douchebag" -2401 Penetant Tangeant

 

"Have you ever projectile crapped infront of your mom?" -Skydoesminecraft

 

"I love the smell of beans and vodka in the morning! It's almost like the time after you get done with sexual intercourse and you realize how sweaty the room smells." -Anders

 

"So basically you're saying that this image will make me 'shit bricks' if I find something interesting in it? OH MY GOD SHE HAS A PENIS!" -Parker

 

"So you expect me to just run away? Absolutely not! I'm gonna stand here, bend over, AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE LIKE A REAL MAN!" -Anders

 

"Oh great, I pissed it off... I blame it on Moses." -Parker

 

 

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Imprint

Publication Date: 02-21-2015

All Rights Reserved

Dedication:
Me I guess?