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I, Brianna Medes was with my friend Maci Wrogg, at her house for a sleepover. Her dad and his girlfriend were in bed and it was just us and her brother. Her brother and two of his friends were upstairs in the kitchen making 3 pizzas. We had just finished singing karaoke, and Logan (Maci's brother), and his friends, came down to ask us if we wanted any pizza. We were a little hungry so we went upstairs and each had a slice of pizza.
"Oh, you hormonal 16 year old juniors!" He said, "So hungry, huh?"
"What the hell are you talking about?" I asked, "You had 6 pieces of pizza ALONE! 3 times as much as me and Maci COMBINED!"
"I KNOW I WAS JUST KIDDING!" He spoke to me like I was mentally challenged, or something.
After that was over we all went downstairs and split into two groups. Me and Maci went into her room to settle down. Logan and his friends, Derrik and Alex, went to watch a movie in the living room. When I came out an hour later to use the bathroom, I was in my underwear and a tank top. I peeked my head out and made sure nobody was looking first and then I tiptoed out, apparently not quiet enough because they each craned their neck to see who it was and caught me in the middle of my journey to the bathroom. Derrik whistled, which is funny because they are all seniors.
"OOH THEY'RE LACY!" Derrik continued.
At that point I realized I was wearing my see-through Victoria's Secret underwear. 'SHIT' I thought. Once I got into the bathroom I put my cell phone up to my face and quick texted Maci: THY SAW ME IN MY UNDRWR! She texted back: oh well just g2bed! . So I went to the bathroom like I had to do. When I came out, Alex was standing by the bathroom door with a bottle of beer.
"Join us m'lady?" He said in a fake British accent, which was just too funny not to laugh at.
"Ah, what the hell!" I replied, "But just gimme a sec, I need a blanket."
"Fuck your own blanket!" He told me, "You can share one with me!"
And he dragged me over to his couch, laughing my ass off. He opened mJy beer politely and handed it to me. I chugged it all in a matter of seconds, and slammed it down, asking for another one. He looked at me weirdly and opened another one.
"What a party girl! HAHAHAHA!" Derrik said.
"I've never seen a girl slam a beer that fast! Especially an underaged 15 year old!" Logan put in.
I drank the other one, and then I realized that they were asking me if I wanted to do karaoke. I responded with a, FUCK YEAH! Derrik wanted to do a duet with me. Then Alex, and finally Logan. After the duets, they wanted me to sing and dance for them again. So I sang my favorite song.
CHORUS LYRICS:
I wanna love you until dawn comes,
KAY KAY LETS HOPE DAWN NEVER COMES!
I wanna sex it up until the end of the day,
KAY KAY LETS HOPE THE DAY NEVER ENDS!
BOOOOM BOOOOM POW BEDROOM MAGIC!
When I was done singing I layed down on the floor. I was tired and I had drank 3 beers. I was so tired that logan moved me to their guest room and covered me up like any decent guy would. During the night I slept well other than 2 times I woke up from disturbances from the boys. Once was a few minutes after I had fallen asleep. I woke up again because my brain must've wanted to actually understand what was being talked about in the other room after it heard my name mentioned.
"OOOOOOOHHHH!!! LOGAN LIKES!!!" Alex said rudely to Logan.
"SHUT UP!!!! More like Alex likes!!! You're the one that shared a blanked with her and asked her to come over with us!!!" Logan said.
"How many other hot friends does your sister have???" Derrik said, his eyes widened.
"None." Logan said.
"One of us gets Brianna and one gets your sister and the other one can go find some mildly attractive teenager that goes to our school." Alex said, glad that he was thinking at all.
"We don't want you planning our future, and neither would Brianna if she was here!" Logan said.
"True..." Derrik said friend-like.
By the time I woke up it was 10:30 and the sun was high in the sky. I got up, put on some light makeup (heavy mascara though, I liked when my eyes popped like that) and put on a bikini and shorts over the bottom. After that I went to go eat a salad and an apple for brunch, while Maci ate lunch, since she was up since 9 AM. When we were both done eating we went to the middle of the circle that we both lived on. We laid our towels down on top of squishy yoga mats we had, specially for this purpose. We listened to my iPod on my wireless iPod dock. We played all our favorite songs, including songs about "She looks like a god in that gorg. bikini" .
"Her hot-pink and white polka-dot bikini is a... POLKA-DO!" I heard Alex whisper into Derrik's ear. They burst out laughing just as Logan was coming out with Maci and I's pink lemonades and the boys' waters.
"What's so funny guys?" Logan asked them.
"Apparently my bikini is a "Polka-DO"!!! Isn't that hilarious?" I said sarcastically, "You could at least be polite about it!"
Logan changed the subject, "Do you guys want to go play basketball?"
"Sure!" Derrik and Alex said eagerly. They got up and played basketball at the hoop on the side of the circle.
Later that day they went back inside. Everyone had so much fun that we slept over again. This time, we paired up. Maci with Derrik in her room, Alex alone in the living room, and Logan and I in the privacy of the guest room. The boys had planned it, with their original plan still having me in the guest room in the private guest room, but each of the boys wanted in there with me. Logan won it with, "Hey, it's my house!" and gave the reasoning that he didn't want the other two ('Dirty Fools' was the description he used) raping me!
Logan heard my teeth chattering, and climbed into the queen sized bed with me, cuddling up close.
"Mmmmmm," I hummed in satisfaction, "You're warm!"
During the night, I had a nightmare about spiders, big huge fuzzy ones, attacking me! I woke up and Logan was hugging me tightly. "Please stop screaming!" He begged quietly.
"I'm so sorry!" I said apologetically, "I was having a nightmare!" I explained.
"What was it about?" He asked concerned.
"Spiders!" I said quietly, shuddering.
I don't know exactly what happened, other than that night was the most amazing night I'd ever had, including the next year even! I had finally had sex. With a hot guy too!!!
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