monster! by thomas healey (read e books online free .txt) 📕

once apoun a time a monster went to a town called AYCE
(all you can eat)and then when the monster appeared all u.s. forces tried as hard as they could to kill it....it didn't work so Auston, mom, mike, Nita and I hid in the basement then the monster tore up a lot of stuff...houses cars almost everything....except apartments for some reason she liked apartments she didn't want to break them she said that its her apartment friend (boyfriend) then mom ran outside like a dumb person and the monster ate her alive but when we saw that we cried and cried.3 years later dad got eaten and Nita ,me ,Auston and mike were the only ones left we borrowed china's back to life ray and kill ray and we killed that big fat monster with the ray then we brought the monster to candice she ate it and then turned around and pooped and brought everyone to life with poop and everyone said whats that smell...and she is the fattest person in the whole wide town and all that was left was bones of the monster

Publication Date: 09-24-2011

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Dedication:
to my family