Drunken Dwarfs by Brinschän (a court of thorns and roses ebook free .TXT) 📕

In a little dump called Theateese, lives a little boy called Pedro and his elder brother Phoenix. They´re both orphans, and they don´t have a home, so they have to live in a cardboard box.

It´s Monday, it´s raining and it´s cold. But Pedro needs to search for some food, their supplies ended yesterday. Phoenix has a cold so he stays it the cardboard box- Pedro goes to a park to search in the baskets, but then all of the sudden he sees alight in the dark, rainy sky. He looks closer and rubs his eyes, because he couldn´t belive it. It is a little dwarf with a beer can in his little hands.

The dwarf says: "Hy, I´m Randolf! How´re doing? I´m from Glasgow. Am I the first one here? My fellows shoould be here too."

He almost can´t stop talking anymore. "Who are you? Which friends? Are you a goblin?", Pedro says.

Randolf answers:" Are your ears broken?? I´m Randolf, all the way from Glasgow! And noo I´m a dwarf, not a fucking goblin, dude!!"

Pedro answers:” Yeah man, I´m sorry, but you look like a goblin. With all that red hair and that kilt” “Do you like our costumes? We are a band!!”

*DING DANG DONG* Randolf´s little friends showed up with all the equipment a band needs. Randolf asks them: "Where have you been Callum, Aiden and Logan??" Callum, the tallest one of them says: " Uh dude, if you hadn´t left us alone with all the equipment, we would have been here earlier."

"Eh, anyway, Pedro right?" Pedro nods. Randolf continue "I´m sorry man! This is my band! Callum, is our drummer. Aiden our bass player and last but not least: Logan, he´s our guitar player." Pedro nods again and asks: "Are you guys quadruplets? You all look the same!"

Aiden says something before Randolf is even able to respond: "No, only me and Logan are brothers. Callum and Randolf are our neighbours.", and then he starts to whistle: "Logan is very shy, he never talks..." "Oh I do understand. Do you know a medicine man?" Pedro asks: "My brother is sick. We are orphans and have to live in a cardboard box. He´s sick and spits blood." Randolf says: "Yeah, Logan is a docotr. I´m sure that he can help him."

"Oh guys, thank you so much!! He´s right there in that alley!"

After 3 hours he is healed. Everyone is happy and in the end the Drunken Dwarfs play a show in the park!

Publication Date: 10-26-2010

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