My Dirty Dog by Sarah Corliss (best e reader for epub .txt) 📕

Hi my name is Toby and i am a dog who loves getting dirtty.I am a dog and my owner is named Mia.She loves playing with me.We never hurt each other.We heard there are new people moving in next door.Icant wait and they are soppose to have a little girl so Mia will have a friend and wont hang with me anymore.She will not if she does i will make dirt marks in her house and lawn.I am some evil dog.She is my only friend i have i dont wanna lose her.But when the new girl comes in she will take my best friend.O and FYI her name is Kayley.Kayley is not i really good name but they thank it is o well.I am going to bite her.Lets change the subject.I think it is soooo woerd that i can talk.But it is not that wierd bto me,but to people it is.Now she wont be my friend if i do be mean to kayley!I am going to lose her i guess.
Wow i am going to cry now they are here and i am going to be lonley.When will they leave?I hope it would be soon for my sake.It will be hard to be here with them and whatever.WAIT i hear them talking about something.OMG they are getting a new dog i am wounderng if the dog would be a girl.Wow she is not my friend anymore.Boohoohoo.And i cant wait till the new dog arrives.The next day later the new dog arivved her name is rosey.I am so proud that i am always playfull and can make them play with me in the mud.
These days are not so easy.But it can be sometimes.Why do they say dogs cant talk.Then why do we have a brain to talk?Just like Martha from Martha Speaks.I know you guys are on the best book now but you 5th graders are so cool if you are reading this book right now.Yes you aare reading this book if you know me.I hope you will read alot of this while i put it on.You kids seem young to read alot but it is so good for your brain.It helps you learn new words and languge.I am only a dirty dog who loves the mud.Then one day Toby and Mia was walking down the street,and guess who showed up?The bullys.Toby was so mad,then he bit all of them in the butt.And he called them buttwipes.What a dog .He reads alot or he doesnt know what it means.O and the word is buttwipe.Why would a dog say that and know that word?Hi Toby back from school! Mia Yelled ia as she walked through the door."I have never read a book" said toby.I am so tired i am going to go to bed ok i will be back soon i wilsh if that girl did not do a evil speel on me.(Next day)Wow i am awake i wounder if the new dog will arivve soon i hope so.I am so ready to talk to you falks now i am so cool 'bout this. why do these be long books?.Not saying you are not cool or anything.I think myou are awesome.well i am going to my breakfast ok see you later.Hi it is a new day,and today is when Kayley is coming over for a sleepover.Why does she get the bed and i get the floor?I always get the bed and i cant tonight.I hope it is only for tonight.Knock knock!The door said something said Toby.Mia went to the door,Kayley is her!Mia yelled to Mom.Mom caming rushing down the stairs.Mom said Mia,dont rush downstairs.I am going upstairs mom i am going to bring kayley upstairs to show her my room!Yelled Mia.I went upstairs with them.I went in and Mia told me to get out.Why do i have to get out?I scrathed the door.Stop scratching the door Toby!I am all lonley now no one wants to hang out with me.I guess i am a dog who have no friends.WOW! The door bell ring.I will get it!Toby said.Then he rushed up too the door and there was rosey the new dog.

Publication Date: 09-18-2012

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