awesome jokes by *addo * (mobile ebook reader txt) 📕

caught speeding

1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

boy & girl

describing wife

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

light locked so it doesnt get stolen

wife and husband

computer

 

father and daughter

 

teacher and student

 

applying for a job at ikea

 

joke

true

 

joke

 

true fact

 

what would u reply if u are the girl?

 

So true