Twilight Bits Reality! by Heather Lawhun (top non fiction books of all time TXT) 📕

Just a Normal Morning… Or is it?
“Good morning Ms. Angel.” My sister, Shay, and I greeted as we entered the school library, like we did every morning. It was late start, so we had an extra fifteen minutes. We sat down at the table and talked to our friends.
“Hey guys.” I greeted sitting down. Shay sat down next to me.
“You ain’t got no pancake mix!” One of our many friends yelled.
“No, but we’ve got your syrup, so you’re screwed!” Shay and I said at the same time, grinning. We all bursted out laughing.
“Robert Pattison definitely ain’t got no pancake mix.” I said once we calmed down.
“I know, right?” Shay said, grinning. “But Jasper definitely has pancake mix.” I rolled my eyes.
“Jasper isn’t real he’s a fictional character in a book.” She stuck her tongue out at me.
“So what, he still got pancake mix.” She said rolling her eyes.
“I have pancake mix.” Ms. Angel said smiling, but looking majorly confused. I rolled my eyes. She returned to shelving books.
“Of course she would say that.” Shay said laughing at the end. We laughed too. As our friends departed, Shay and I ended up falling asleep on the table.

Forks… That’s right Forks, WA
When I opened my eyes, Pyper was still unconscious. But I couldn’t sleep with cold hands checking my pulse! I met a pair of amber eyes and started screaming in excitement. “Carlisle!” I yelled hugging him. He was startled by this to say the least. I couldn’t help it! I was face to face with a vampire! How amazing is that?! Pyper jerks awake and falls off the cozy couch head first.
“Shay, I’m gonna kill you if you don’t SHUT UP!!” Pyper yelled at me. She suddenly got calm. I could feel a fuzziness that wanted me to sleep, but then I saw… Jasper! I immediately let go of Carlisle and I couldn’t help it, but I fainted. When I awoke, I smelled skittles! I looked around. Bella had them. I tackled her to the ground. “I need to go find a shower and new clothes. You guys can handle her for the day.” Pyper said as she walked out.
“No!” Rosalie and Edward yelled at the same time. Alice came gracefully down the stairs in an adorable mini dress and black leggings; no shoes, my kind of style.
“You guys are so rude!” She scolded. “I will take her on if you don’t like company anymore.” She smiled at me and I smiled back, brilliantly. I couldn’t believe Alice was talking to me! Edward laughed at that. I threw a skittle at him and it went in his mouth. His face scrunched up in distaste and grumbled, walking away. Alice and I cracked up laughing. Alice asked me if she could give me a makeover. I told her nothing too girly. She frowned but agreed. I ended up in a baby doll tee and a cute jean skirt with blue leggings. Me and her are the exact same size! Jasper told me I looked adorable. He had brought me some ice cream and without thinking I tripped. It hit Rose in the head. She shrieked and stormed off, stilettos stomping and everything. I couldn’t help but smile. That was when Pyper got back.
Just a Normal Day…For Real This Time?
“Alright, how much damage did you cause?” I asked noticing the ice cream-covered Rosalie. I was now wearing some blue jeans, a black tee shirt with Gir on the front, a hoodie worn over it that had the words ‘I bite’, and some plain black converse.
“Why do you always assume that I cause damage?”
“Oh, I don’t know, maybe because there’s ice cream on Rosalie’s head and Edward was grumbling some not-so-nice things and mentioned your name a couple of times?” She rolled her eyes, slightly giggling. I noticed she was wearing different clothes. “So, where are we staying?”
“Good question.” She said looking a little confused. I rolled my eyes. Typical sister. Someone chuckled from the doorway. I looked and saw Edward.
“So have any fun with my sister?” He shuddered.
“Don’t remind me.” I chuckled.
“I had fun!” Alice said grinning. Edward rolled those amber orbs of his.
“Of course you did.” He said shaking his head. Just then my stomach growled.
“Guess I forgot to get something to eat.” I said shrugging.
“What would you like to eat?” Esme asked walking up behind Edward.
“Pancakes.” I said trying to keep a straight face, but failed miserably. Shay and bursted out laughing. They all stared at us strangely. I don’t blame them. I probably would have done the same thing if I didn’t know what was going on. We finally calmed down. “I’m serious about the pancakes though.” Shay giggled. Esme nods and walks away without saying a word.
“Did I miss anything?” Emmett asked grinning as he walked in.
“Just these two laughing like mad women.” Edward muttered. That got us laughing again. When we finally stopped, he asked, “Done?”
“For now.” We said at the same time, grinning. He sighed.
“So why were you two laughing?” Jasper asked as though he wasn’t sure he really wanted to know.
“Omg! They don’t know!” Shay said after gasping. “How can they not know?!” She was starting to freak out.
“Shay, calm thy self.” She took in a deep breath and lets it out. “Good, now not everyone has seen or heard of the video. I haven’t even watched it.”
“True, true, but we should totally make them watch it.” She said smirking. I chuckled.
“We should.” I said smirking too. “But I think it would be best if we just told them about it.” She pouted. I rolled my eyes.
“Well you ain’t got no pancake mix!”
“No, but I got your syrup, so you’re screwed!” We cracked up laughing. The expressions on the others’ faces were priceless. WE finally stopped laughing, but Shay was still giggling. “And that my friend is why we were laughing.” I said to Jasper. Edward smacked his forehead, causing Shay to giggle more and me to almost laugh.
“Of course you two would laugh and joke about something as stupid as that.” He said rolling his eyes. Emmett laughed.
“I want to see this video.” I chuckled.
“Take me to a computer and I’ll show it to you.” Shay said grinning. He nods and she, Alice, and Jasper followed him.
“What, you’re not going with them?” Edward asked his eyebrows raised. I rolled my eyes.
“Nope, just talking about them makes me hungrier.” I said shrugging. “And besides, Shay gets on my nerves a little and don’t get me wrong, I love my sister, it’s just that there’s only so much I can take.” I said going out the door.
“Where are you going?”
“Kitchen, I’m starving.” He rolled his eyes and followed me down the stairs. Bella and the now ice-cream less, Rosalie were talking on the couch. I shrugged and went into the kitchen. Esme smiled and sat a plate of pancakes down on the table with syrup. “Do you have any peanut butter?”
“Of course.” She said and gave me the jar.
“Thank you.” She nods and exits the kitchen. I put the peanut butter on my pancakes and then I drowned them in syrup. I licked my lips and then dug in. By the time Esme reappeared, I was already finished with them and had washed the dishes I dirtied. I was just putting the syrup and peanut butter away. She was shocked to say the least.
“You didn’t have to put those away.”
“Oh but it’s kind of rude for a guest not to help clean up.” She smiled.
“You’re very kind.”
“Thank you.” Then Shay walked in with Alice.
Accommodations
“Who’s real kind?” I asked as I walked in. Alice and I had just finished watching the video with Emm and Jazz.
“I am.” Pyper boasted proud of herself. I rolled my eyes at her while Alice giggled. “I’m gonna stay here and you are staying in La Push.” Pyper said matter of factly.
“No!” Alice and I shriek at the same time.
“Yes!” Rose and Edward half mutter, half yell.
“You two are so rude!” Esme scolds. “I raised you to be proper and kind, not mongrels!” Rose just rolled her eyes. Edward looked apologetic. “Rosalie, just because of your attitude, you are rooming with Pyper.’
“What!?” Rose and Pyper shrieked at the same time.
“I’d rather room with Emmett!” Pyper said and I knew from experience that, that wasn’t a complement.
“Yes!” Emmett roared. “New roomie!” Pyper just rolled her eyes at him.
“I wanna room with Shay.” Alice piped up. I hugged her quickly and sighed contently. I knew the Twilight world was here I belonged. As a way of compromise, Esme said,
“Pyper, you will have Rose’s room and rose will stay downstairs when you are there, so you never are sharing a room. We will start work immediately and turn the cottage into a nice place for you two to live.”
“Or,” Alice pitched in. “You can add one more room and Shay and I will share my room.” Just then Carlisle walked in.
“I think I like your idea, Alice.” He wrapped Esme in a hug and I took that as my cue to leave. So did everyone else. Alice and I bounded upstairs to our room. She asked what I wanted in our room and I told her bookshelves. I like books and want a pair of wooden bookshelves I can paint so each shelf is a different color. I like colors and the room had lots of clothes, but little actual color. We set to work on planning and soon had a plan made up to hand into Carlisle so we could get everything.
“Don’t bother,” She said. “He doesn’t care what we buy.” It felt rude to just buy it, though, so I asked and planned anyway.
“I like it girls,” He said with a smile. “It’s nice to see Alice finally happy to share a room. She hates having Rose in there.”
“That’s just because Rose tries to change everything.” Alice says. “Always wants more pink! I like purple!” I laughed at that. Alice looked at me questioningly. “What’s so funny?”
“Purple is my favorite color.” I told her. She gasps.
“Mine too!” She said happily. Alice and I started going on about all our favorite things and then Carlisle mentioned school. Emmett and Rose were seniors like Pyper, while Edward, Alice, Jasper, and I were juniors. He said we needed to register in the morning. I grew tired and went to bed.
Shopping
I smirked as Rosalie glared at me. “Don’t worry I won’t change it too much.” She growled. I rolled my eyes at her. “I was just kidding. It’s your room, so I’m not going to change anything, jeez.”
“Darn, and to think I was going to get a new roomie.” Emmett said grinning. I rolled my eyes at him. Esme sighed and went out the back door. Edward rolled his eyes and went to his piano. Emmett went to the couch and watched TV with Jasper following him.
“So, is there anything you want from your room before I go to bed?” I asked Rosalie. She sighed and headed for the stairs. I followed her seeing as I don’t know where her room is. She grabbed some things and left, slamming the door a bit. Everywhere I looked there was pink. I cringed. I prefer purple, but oh well. I climbed into the bed and tried to sleep, but I couldn’t. It was too quiet. I wish I had my fan that