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just walked down Daniel Street?
Does anyone know what does Jane Ayre?
I donโt know what could George Wehr?
I have often wondered will Jenifer Rush?
Do you know for a fact, does Basil Brush?
Does anyone know is Jane Gray?
I didnโt ever think id hear Sasha Bray?
What was the nature of what James Mayde?
And exactly how far did Virginia Wade?
Does anyone know what made Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was Karl Mild?
Why are you shouting, is Nicky Lauda?
Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder?
I have often wondered will Steve Wynn?
Now tell me the truth did Pearl Sinn?
Did anyone hear when Samantha Sang?
I couldnโt miss hearing Molly Bang
PIG SICK
In veterinary terms
If a pigs throat was sore
And he lost his voice
Is he a disgruntled boar?
FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE AGAIN
English is a funny language some would say itโs quite bizarre
Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are
The Feminine of Vulnerable is Fully opening up one's self to all
While the masculine is not wearing a box when Playing football
For women a Remote Control is a device for changing channel on TV
For men itโs for scanning all channels until you find the pornography
For a woman Communication is the sharing of thoughts and feelings
For a man itโs a call from the pub on the occasions he actually rings
The Feminine of Making Love the greatest statement of intimacy
While men donโt care what itโs called as long as they get plenty
DEFINING AGAIN
Have you ever heard of a conductor getting disconcerted?
Can a doctor be patient? Or can teachers be detested?
If itโs at all possible for you too ever delight an electrician
It should be possible to discourage the cowardly lion
Also dishearten the tin man and the Scarecrow remind
So can lawyers be disbarred or the lawbreaker be defined
Can cowboys be deranged or married people be decoupled?
If pigs canโt make a sound have they become disgruntled?
OXYMORA MORE AND MORE
Mail Woman, Software Documentation
Football Brain, The Great Depression
Extra Large Briefs, Woman Driver
New York Culture, Girl Power
Peace-Keeping, Random Precision
Advanced BASIC, Executive Decision
PARADOXICALLY ENGLISH
English is a very peculiar language that I will grant
E.g. thereโs no ham in hamburger or egg in the eggplant
many foreign visitors never quite manage to grapple
With the fact that there is no pine or apple in a pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England in fact
And French fries were not invented in France to be exact
But if foreigners canโt understand us I donโt give a fig
If a guinea pig is not from Guinea and its not even a pig
So what if Quicksand takes you down slowly, who cares?
And does it matter if the Boxing rings are really squares
WHERE
Where thereโs a will
Where the hot wind blows
Where the river runs black
Where the rivers flow north
Where the green ants dream
Where the sidewalk ends
Where itโs at
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 1
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Here are some selections
Discounted Deductions
A Dormitory A Dirty Room
School master The classroom
Desperation A Rope Ends It
Contradiction Accord not in it
Animosity Is No Amity
The eyes They see
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Sadder Dreads
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
WHATS IN A NAME (6)
Does anyone know is Andrew Gold?
Does anyone think is Steve Bold?
Does anyone know is Stuart Little?
Does anyone think will Dr Doolittle?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 2
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Such as the following
Gainly Laying
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Debit card Bad credit
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler
Do real filth Adolf Hitler
Listen Silent
Nine Thumps Punishment
Astronomer
Moon starer
Margaret Thatcher
That great charmer
A shoplifter has to pilfer
WHATS IN A NAME (42)
What do you think was Damian Duff?
Did anyone notice is Alan Rough?
Does anyone know was Ann Frank?
I often wonder is Lauren Blanc?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 3
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
They can also be fun
No Elvis Lives on
Voices rant on Conversation
Clint Eastwood Old West action
Nice silky woman Monica Lewinsky
I'm an evil Tory bigot Virginia Bottomley
Resistance Ancestries
Diuretics Crudities
Nail biting refreshes the feet! The best things in life are free
Payment received every cent paid me
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 1
In one of the Bard's
Best thought of tragedies
Our insistent hero
Hamlet
Queries on two fronts
About how life turns rotten
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 4
Anagrams can amuse like these that I am fond
If at first you don't succeed, try deft, if cautious, second
Circumstantial evidence can ruin a selected victim
Slot Machines Cash lost in 'em
The Earthโs quake That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
The Morse code Here Dots Come
Semolina Is No Meal
It has got three angles Gosh, see that triangle
Paternal Parental
Lactoprotein Protectional
WHATS IN A NAME (9)
Does anyone know is Alan Green?
Does anyone know is Robbie Keane?
Does anyone think did Dan Dare?
Has anyone else seen Dani Behr?
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 2
Is a befitting quote from
One of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies.
But why won't Hamlet's
Inspiring motto toss
Our stubborn hero's
Tortuous battle for life,
On one hand,
And death, on another?
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 3
I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays,
And the wife and I got together,
Did most of his sonnets
For our entertainment.
But tormentors oft attribute
That our brash quotes
As being bogus. O! No! No! No!
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 5
Anagrams can amuse like this one you will understand
Victoria, England's Queen governs a nice, quiet land
Creative
Reactive
Angered
Enraged
Married Admirer
Carthorse Orchestra
Serbia Rabies
Roast Beef Eat for BSE!
Parsley Replays
A decimal point I'm a dot in place
WHATS IN A NAME (19)
Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
Does anyone know is Michelle Meek?
Did anyone think will Peggy Mount?
Does anyone know could Dracula Count?
OXYMORA MORE
Childproof, Australian Culture
Duty Free, Act Naturally
Free Trade, Airline Food
Good Grief, Almost Exactly
Pop Culture, Resident Alien
Government Organization
Found Missing Silent Scream
Legally Drunk British Fashion
Happily Married, Men At Work
Sweet Sorrow, Business Ethics
Soft Rock, Foggy Clearing
Small Crowd, New Classic
WHATS IN A NAME (33)
Does anyone know is Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was karl Mild?
Does anyone know if Stephanie Tise?
Does anyone know is Dennis Wise?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 6
Anagrams can amuse this can easily be confirmed
President Clinton of the USA to copulate, he finds interns
William Shakespeare
I am a weakish speller
He's like a lamp, I swear
William Shakespeare
Fir cone Conifer
Doctrinairism Discriminator
Down this hole, frightened The End of the World is nigh!
Is this meant as incentive? A stitch in time saves nine
WHATS IN A NAME (2)
Does anyone know is Jonathon Swift?
Does anyone know can Oliver Twist?
Does anyone listen to James Whale?
Did anyone else see Alexi Sayle?
WHATS IN A NAME (1)
Does anyone know does Robin Cook?
Did anyone see what Barry Took?
Does anyone listen to John Peel?
Did anyone else see David Steel?
WHATS IN A NAME (3)
Did anyone else hear Willy Russell?
Did anyone else see Darcy Bussle?
Does anyone think will John Thaw?
Does anyone know is Sandie Shaw?
WHATS IN A NAME (4)
Does anyone know will Peter Boyle?
Does anyone know is Joe Royal?
Does anyone think will William Tell?
Does anyone know does Joan Bakewell?
WHATS IN A NAME (5)
Does anyone think is Diane Pretty?
Does anyone know is Tom Petty?
Does anyone know does Robert Plant?
I bet you think Immanuel Kant
WHATS IN A NAME (7)
Did anyone else see William Strutt?
Did anyone else see Nicky Butt?
Does anyone know is Shelley Long?
Does anyone think is Nancy Strong?
WHATS IN A NAME (8)
Does anyone know who did Rob Roy?
Does anyone know is Bob Coy?
Does anyone know is Allan Sly?
Did anyone else see Elizabeth Fry?
WHATS IN A NAME (10)
Does anyone watch Winston Groom?
Did anyone else watch Clair Bloom?
Does anyone think is Mark Bright?
Does anyone know is Ian Wright?
WHATS IN A NAME (11)
Does anyone know is Barbara Bach?
Does anyone think is Cilla Black?
Does anyone know is David Batty?
Does anyone think is Jacque Tati?
WHATS IN A NAME (12)
Was anyone watching Steve Punt?
Does anyone know does James Hunt?
Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?
Did anyone else see Carol Drinkwater?
WHATS IN A NAME (13)
Was anyone watching Steve Race?
Did anyone else see Lorraine Chase?
Does anyone know does Philip Cast?
What do you think will James Last?
WHATS IN A NAME (14)
Does anyone think is Oliver Hardy?
Does anyone know is Richard Tardy?
Did anyone watch as John Wells?
Does anyone know if Chris Sells?
WHATS IN A NAME (15)
Does anyone know was Phil Cool?
Does anyone know did Gordon Rule?
Does anyone know is Barry White?
Did anyone think was Steve Wright?
WHATS IN A NAME (16)
Did anyone watch while Sid Dithers?
Was anyone watching as Bill Withers?
Does anyone know will John Wayne?
Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?
WHATS IN A NAME (17)
Does anyone think is Tom Good?
Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?
Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?
Did anyone know if Nancy Drew?
WHATS IN A NAME (18)
Does anyone think is Ian Pacey?
Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?
Did anyone think will Ivan Sag?
Does anyone know does Melvyn Bragg?
WHATS IN A NAME (20)
Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?
Would you like to see Stacey Dash?
Does anyone think is Howard Stern?
Does anyone know did Gabriel Byrne?
WHATS IN A NAME (21)
Does anyone know did Penny Root?
Would you like to see Neville Shute?
Did anyone see was Sylvia Chard?
Does anyone think that Eddie Izzard?
WHATS IN A NAME (22)
Does anyone know if Ralph Coates?
Does anyone know if Brenda Totes?
Does anyone think is Donna Tart?
Would you know is Maxwell Smart?
WHATS IN A NAME (23)
Does anyone know can Brion Toss?
I often wonder is Ben Cross?
Did anyone know was Austin Talle?
Would anyone know was Gladstone Small?
WHATS IN A NAME (24)
Does anyone think could Sharon Roe?
Does anyone know does Anders Flo?
Would anyone know will Davinda Singh?
Did anyone ever feel a Sting?
WHATS IN A NAME (25)
Did anyone hear Natasha Pyne?
I know weโve all heard Victoria Wine?
Would anyone know will Jo Brand?
Does anyone know is Louise Bland?
WHATS IN A NAME (26)
Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?
WHATS IN A NAME (27)
Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone
Does anyone know what does Jane Ayre?
I donโt know what could George Wehr?
I have often wondered will Jenifer Rush?
Do you know for a fact, does Basil Brush?
Does anyone know is Jane Gray?
I didnโt ever think id hear Sasha Bray?
What was the nature of what James Mayde?
And exactly how far did Virginia Wade?
Does anyone know what made Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was Karl Mild?
Why are you shouting, is Nicky Lauda?
Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder?
I have often wondered will Steve Wynn?
Now tell me the truth did Pearl Sinn?
Did anyone hear when Samantha Sang?
I couldnโt miss hearing Molly Bang
PIG SICK
In veterinary terms
If a pigs throat was sore
And he lost his voice
Is he a disgruntled boar?
FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE AGAIN
English is a funny language some would say itโs quite bizarre
Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are
The Feminine of Vulnerable is Fully opening up one's self to all
While the masculine is not wearing a box when Playing football
For women a Remote Control is a device for changing channel on TV
For men itโs for scanning all channels until you find the pornography
For a woman Communication is the sharing of thoughts and feelings
For a man itโs a call from the pub on the occasions he actually rings
The Feminine of Making Love the greatest statement of intimacy
While men donโt care what itโs called as long as they get plenty
DEFINING AGAIN
Have you ever heard of a conductor getting disconcerted?
Can a doctor be patient? Or can teachers be detested?
If itโs at all possible for you too ever delight an electrician
It should be possible to discourage the cowardly lion
Also dishearten the tin man and the Scarecrow remind
So can lawyers be disbarred or the lawbreaker be defined
Can cowboys be deranged or married people be decoupled?
If pigs canโt make a sound have they become disgruntled?
OXYMORA MORE AND MORE
Mail Woman, Software Documentation
Football Brain, The Great Depression
Extra Large Briefs, Woman Driver
New York Culture, Girl Power
Peace-Keeping, Random Precision
Advanced BASIC, Executive Decision
PARADOXICALLY ENGLISH
English is a very peculiar language that I will grant
E.g. thereโs no ham in hamburger or egg in the eggplant
many foreign visitors never quite manage to grapple
With the fact that there is no pine or apple in a pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England in fact
And French fries were not invented in France to be exact
But if foreigners canโt understand us I donโt give a fig
If a guinea pig is not from Guinea and its not even a pig
So what if Quicksand takes you down slowly, who cares?
And does it matter if the Boxing rings are really squares
WHERE
Where thereโs a will
Where the hot wind blows
Where the river runs black
Where the rivers flow north
Where the green ants dream
Where the sidewalk ends
Where itโs at
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 1
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Here are some selections
Discounted Deductions
A Dormitory A Dirty Room
School master The classroom
Desperation A Rope Ends It
Contradiction Accord not in it
Animosity Is No Amity
The eyes They see
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Sadder Dreads
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
WHATS IN A NAME (6)
Does anyone know is Andrew Gold?
Does anyone think is Steve Bold?
Does anyone know is Stuart Little?
Does anyone think will Dr Doolittle?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 2
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Such as the following
Gainly Laying
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Debit card Bad credit
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler
Do real filth Adolf Hitler
Listen Silent
Nine Thumps Punishment
Astronomer
Moon starer
Margaret Thatcher
That great charmer
A shoplifter has to pilfer
WHATS IN A NAME (42)
What do you think was Damian Duff?
Did anyone notice is Alan Rough?
Does anyone know was Ann Frank?
I often wonder is Lauren Blanc?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 3
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
They can also be fun
No Elvis Lives on
Voices rant on Conversation
Clint Eastwood Old West action
Nice silky woman Monica Lewinsky
I'm an evil Tory bigot Virginia Bottomley
Resistance Ancestries
Diuretics Crudities
Nail biting refreshes the feet! The best things in life are free
Payment received every cent paid me
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 1
In one of the Bard's
Best thought of tragedies
Our insistent hero
Hamlet
Queries on two fronts
About how life turns rotten
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 4
Anagrams can amuse like these that I am fond
If at first you don't succeed, try deft, if cautious, second
Circumstantial evidence can ruin a selected victim
Slot Machines Cash lost in 'em
The Earthโs quake That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
The Morse code Here Dots Come
Semolina Is No Meal
It has got three angles Gosh, see that triangle
Paternal Parental
Lactoprotein Protectional
WHATS IN A NAME (9)
Does anyone know is Alan Green?
Does anyone know is Robbie Keane?
Does anyone think did Dan Dare?
Has anyone else seen Dani Behr?
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 2
Is a befitting quote from
One of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies.
But why won't Hamlet's
Inspiring motto toss
Our stubborn hero's
Tortuous battle for life,
On one hand,
And death, on another?
HAMLETโS ANAGRAM โ TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 3
I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays,
And the wife and I got together,
Did most of his sonnets
For our entertainment.
But tormentors oft attribute
That our brash quotes
As being bogus. O! No! No! No!
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 5
Anagrams can amuse like this one you will understand
Victoria, England's Queen governs a nice, quiet land
Creative
Reactive
Angered
Enraged
Married Admirer
Carthorse Orchestra
Serbia Rabies
Roast Beef Eat for BSE!
Parsley Replays
A decimal point I'm a dot in place
WHATS IN A NAME (19)
Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
Does anyone know is Michelle Meek?
Did anyone think will Peggy Mount?
Does anyone know could Dracula Count?
OXYMORA MORE
Childproof, Australian Culture
Duty Free, Act Naturally
Free Trade, Airline Food
Good Grief, Almost Exactly
Pop Culture, Resident Alien
Government Organization
Found Missing Silent Scream
Legally Drunk British Fashion
Happily Married, Men At Work
Sweet Sorrow, Business Ethics
Soft Rock, Foggy Clearing
Small Crowd, New Classic
WHATS IN A NAME (33)
Does anyone know is Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was karl Mild?
Does anyone know if Stephanie Tise?
Does anyone know is Dennis Wise?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 6
Anagrams can amuse this can easily be confirmed
President Clinton of the USA to copulate, he finds interns
William Shakespeare
I am a weakish speller
He's like a lamp, I swear
William Shakespeare
Fir cone Conifer
Doctrinairism Discriminator
Down this hole, frightened The End of the World is nigh!
Is this meant as incentive? A stitch in time saves nine
WHATS IN A NAME (2)
Does anyone know is Jonathon Swift?
Does anyone know can Oliver Twist?
Does anyone listen to James Whale?
Did anyone else see Alexi Sayle?
WHATS IN A NAME (1)
Does anyone know does Robin Cook?
Did anyone see what Barry Took?
Does anyone listen to John Peel?
Did anyone else see David Steel?
WHATS IN A NAME (3)
Did anyone else hear Willy Russell?
Did anyone else see Darcy Bussle?
Does anyone think will John Thaw?
Does anyone know is Sandie Shaw?
WHATS IN A NAME (4)
Does anyone know will Peter Boyle?
Does anyone know is Joe Royal?
Does anyone think will William Tell?
Does anyone know does Joan Bakewell?
WHATS IN A NAME (5)
Does anyone think is Diane Pretty?
Does anyone know is Tom Petty?
Does anyone know does Robert Plant?
I bet you think Immanuel Kant
WHATS IN A NAME (7)
Did anyone else see William Strutt?
Did anyone else see Nicky Butt?
Does anyone know is Shelley Long?
Does anyone think is Nancy Strong?
WHATS IN A NAME (8)
Does anyone know who did Rob Roy?
Does anyone know is Bob Coy?
Does anyone know is Allan Sly?
Did anyone else see Elizabeth Fry?
WHATS IN A NAME (10)
Does anyone watch Winston Groom?
Did anyone else watch Clair Bloom?
Does anyone think is Mark Bright?
Does anyone know is Ian Wright?
WHATS IN A NAME (11)
Does anyone know is Barbara Bach?
Does anyone think is Cilla Black?
Does anyone know is David Batty?
Does anyone think is Jacque Tati?
WHATS IN A NAME (12)
Was anyone watching Steve Punt?
Does anyone know does James Hunt?
Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?
Did anyone else see Carol Drinkwater?
WHATS IN A NAME (13)
Was anyone watching Steve Race?
Did anyone else see Lorraine Chase?
Does anyone know does Philip Cast?
What do you think will James Last?
WHATS IN A NAME (14)
Does anyone think is Oliver Hardy?
Does anyone know is Richard Tardy?
Did anyone watch as John Wells?
Does anyone know if Chris Sells?
WHATS IN A NAME (15)
Does anyone know was Phil Cool?
Does anyone know did Gordon Rule?
Does anyone know is Barry White?
Did anyone think was Steve Wright?
WHATS IN A NAME (16)
Did anyone watch while Sid Dithers?
Was anyone watching as Bill Withers?
Does anyone know will John Wayne?
Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?
WHATS IN A NAME (17)
Does anyone think is Tom Good?
Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?
Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?
Did anyone know if Nancy Drew?
WHATS IN A NAME (18)
Does anyone think is Ian Pacey?
Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?
Did anyone think will Ivan Sag?
Does anyone know does Melvyn Bragg?
WHATS IN A NAME (20)
Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?
Would you like to see Stacey Dash?
Does anyone think is Howard Stern?
Does anyone know did Gabriel Byrne?
WHATS IN A NAME (21)
Does anyone know did Penny Root?
Would you like to see Neville Shute?
Did anyone see was Sylvia Chard?
Does anyone think that Eddie Izzard?
WHATS IN A NAME (22)
Does anyone know if Ralph Coates?
Does anyone know if Brenda Totes?
Does anyone think is Donna Tart?
Would you know is Maxwell Smart?
WHATS IN A NAME (23)
Does anyone know can Brion Toss?
I often wonder is Ben Cross?
Did anyone know was Austin Talle?
Would anyone know was Gladstone Small?
WHATS IN A NAME (24)
Does anyone think could Sharon Roe?
Does anyone know does Anders Flo?
Would anyone know will Davinda Singh?
Did anyone ever feel a Sting?
WHATS IN A NAME (25)
Did anyone hear Natasha Pyne?
I know weโve all heard Victoria Wine?
Would anyone know will Jo Brand?
Does anyone know is Louise Bland?
WHATS IN A NAME (26)
Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?
WHATS IN A NAME (27)
Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone
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