Say What? by Sandy Foster (i have read the book .txt) 📕

know about this stuff.” – MacGyver
131. “Christmas isn’t about what you get, it’s about what you give.” – Carol the bag lady, MacGyver
132. “Man, I’m so hungry I could almost eat health food.” – Wilt, MacGyver
133. “Love is not some bill to be paid on holidays and weekends, Bud. You wanna show someone you care, you do it when they’re not around. Like living up to the example they set.” – Harry, MacGyver
134. “Death’s not so scary. I don’t think of it as the end of anything. It’s just another step along the way.” – MacGyver
135. “Discipline’s only a crime when it’s enforced by somebody with the sensitivity and judgment of a rock.” – MacGyver
136. “If I didn’t get you turned around, the venom would’ve gone straight to your heart, assuming you have one.” – MacGyver
137. “Don’t thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being.” – Pete, MacGyver
138. “Evil cannot be beaten simply by confronting it.” – Zito, MacGyver
139. “Evil never plays fair. That’s why it will always win.” – Zito, MacGyver
140. “It was all part of Harry’s lesson: that success isn’t a matter of how much you’ve got, it’s how well you live.” – MacGyver
141. “You carry secrets, each of you. Wounds on your souls. The wounds will only heal if you trust in each other.” – Dr. Destiny, MacGyver
142. “There’s some things it’s just not right to put a price on.” – Novus Riley, MacGyver
143. “There are no great things to accomplish in this life, just small things done with great love.” – Rachel quoting Father Jim, MacGyver
144. “Pete, I’ll be your eyes. You be my hands.” – MacGyver
145. “If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.” – Murdoc, MacGyver
146. “Walk in love, walk in service, and you will walk in honor, my beloved son, Angus.” – Ian M’Iver wall inscription, MacGyver
147. “Only a fool is sure of anything. A wise man keeps on guessing.” – MacGyver
148. “I know I said I was going to slug him, but how do you hit a kid?” – MacGyver
149. “You wanna level with me? I’m kinda being tired of being jerked around like a big dog on a short leash.” – MacGyver
150. ““It’s been said that the best gift a man could give another was his life. Jack Dalton was never one to settle for less than the best.” – MacGyver
151. “A joyful heart is life itself, and rejoicing lengthens one’s life.” – Ecclesiasticus
152. “Love cannot come out of heaven unasked and unsought.” – Pearl S. Buck
153. “Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.” – Dale Evans Rogers
154. “Peace is not a season – it’s a way of life.”
155. “Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out.” – Libbie Fudim
156. “He loves each of us as if there were only one of us.” – Augustine
157. “Go and surprise the world by doing something right.” – Mark Twain
158. “Don’t let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in life, in love, in faith, and in purity.” – I Timothy 4:12
159. “What if this is as good as it gets?” – Melvin, As Good as it Gets
160. “What about Bob?” – What About Bob
161. “A man never knows how tall a shadow he’ll cast ‘til he stands up.” – Toby Gilman on courage, Trackdown
162. “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’” – Hebrews 13:5
163. “‘Tis only in their dreams that men are truly free. ‘Twas always thus, and always thus will be.” – Mr. Keating, Dead Poets’ Society
164. “Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” – Mark Twain
165. “Necessity knows no law.” – Mark Twain, Innocents Abroad
166. “I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it ceased to be one.” – Mark Twain
167. “I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.” – Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography
168. “Remember, kid, there are heroes and there are legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” – Babe Ruth, The Sandlot
169. “Jesus is big.” – Lloyd Garrelts
170. “The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. Invest in beauty; it will remain with you all the days of your life.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
171. “Loving and being loved are the greatest of human joys.”
172. “Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to an all-knowing God.” – Corrie Ten Boom
173. “Any time you have the opportunity to accomplish something and you don’t, you are wasting your time on this earth.” – Roberto Clemente
174. “I’m just a slinky on the stairway of life.”
175. “There is no substitute for plain every day goodness.” – Maltbie D. Babcock
176. “Whoever lives content with little possesses everything.” – Nicholas Boileau-Despreaux
177. “Arms are for hugging.”
178. “Question reality.”
179. “Silt happens.”
180. “Honk if you love cheeses.”
181. “Abortion is child abuse.”
182. “UFOs are real, the Air Force doesn’t exist.”
183. “Guns don’t die. People do.”
184. “We are everywhere.”
185. “Miracles happen.”
186. “Think good thoughts.”
187. “The truth is IN there.”
188. “Caution: weird load.”
189. “Legalize happiness.”
190. “All I ever anted was to learn, love and grow.”
191. Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.”
192. “America is stolen land.”
193. “Why be normal?”
194. “Mean people suck.”
195. “Think globally. Act locally.”
196. Jewish Muslims for Jesus.”
197. ‘“I am not a number. I am a person.” – Number Six, The Prisoner
198. “I try not to have any ideas. It only leads to complications.” – Johnny Fever, WKRP in Cincinnati
199. “If you can’t say anything nice – don’t.” – Hillaire Tattinger, Tattingers
200. “I think I am being chased by a psychiatrist.” – Adam, Blast From The Past
201. “I have to go to the bathroom.” – Troy, Blast From The Past
202. “And you thought your parents were weird.” – Eve, Blast From The Past
203. “I don’t know where home is. I’m lost! Do you know where I live?” – Adam, Blast From The Past
204. “Insert quote here.”
205. “Self, it’s time to dance.” – Todd Miller
206. “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige
207. “Write on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
208. “The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here.” – Robert G. Ingersoll
209. “Hey! Turn your butt off!” – A firefly, A Bug’s Life
210. “When you play this game 20 years, go to bat 10,000 times and get 3,000 hits, do you know what that means? You’ve gone 0 for 7,000.” – Pete Rose
211. “Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal, and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire’s eye or on the ball.” – Jim Murray, columnist
212. “Baseball’s the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.” – Ted Williams
213. “An ego trip is something that never gets you anywhere.” – Susan L. Weiner
214. “The umpire is always right, no matter how wrong he is.” – Me
215. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” – Ann Landers
216. “Borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.”
217. “Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.”
218. “Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
219. “Friends are like chocolate chip in the cookie of life.”
220. “A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune.”
221. “A true friend walks in when the world walks out.”
222. “If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.”
223. “He who hesitates is probably right.”
224. “Always try to be the best, but don’t ever think you are the best.”
225. “Only dead fish go with the flow.”
226. “The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.”
227. “Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.”
228. “Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.”
229. “Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”
230. “Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”
231. “Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.”
232. “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”
233. “Common sense is very uncommon.”
234. “If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
235. “Nothing has value but what you grant it.”
236. “On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bug splats.”
237. “The best things in life aren’t things.”
238. “There are no passengers on the spaceship Earth – we are all the crew.”
239. “There are no strangers in this world, only friends we’ve never met.”
240. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
241. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
242. “If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.”
243. “Live such that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry.”
244. “It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn’t do.”
245. “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”
246. “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
247. “Live dangerously and you live right.”
248. “.sdrawkcab dootsrednu tub sdrawrof devil si efil.”
249. “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
250. “If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.”
251. “Anarchy is better than no government at all.”
252. “War doesn’t determine who’s right, but who’s left.”
253. “A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.”
254. “In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.”
255. “Only users lose drugs.”
256. “If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.”
257. “Accidents don’t just happen, they must be carelessly planned.”
258. “Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.”
259. “Never say, ‘Oops!’ Always say, ‘Ah, interesting!’”
260. “If your not part of the solution, be part of the problem.”
261. “If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.”
262. “If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.”
263. “He who laughs, lasts.”
264. “Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
265. “Drink varnish and you’ll get a lovely finish.”
266. “Take the road not taken – the leaves crunch that much louder.”
267. “People are illogical, inconsiderate, and self-centered. Love them anyway.” – Mother Teresa
268. “Humpty Dumpty was pushed!”
269. “No one suspects the butterfly.”
270. “The boat sank, get over it.”
271. “A corpse of a corpse of course, of course and no can talk to a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead.”
272. “How’s he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? What the…….?” – A fly
273. “If you’re so evil, why don’t you… EAT THIS KITTEN!! <mew> No way, Mister, that’s just wrong.” – The Tick, The Tick
274. “How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?”
275. “Look to Christ.” –