Magic Johnson's, TBP and Frisky Doins by Prston Randall (reading eggs books .txt) 📕

Entry in the Drabbles Contest (3 stories of 100 words each). I was so intrigued by the concept of not using the letter "e" I totally missed the last line "Ok, yes we are (joking)." So the joke's on me, but what the hay? Here's my original blurb:
Not using a particular thing, midway from “d” to “f", was difficult but highly amusing. Who had a brainstorm such as this? I’m thinking of stringing up that individual by a particular body part, or conducting a public display with much flinging of tar and down. A triad of tiny books follows (Magic Johnson’s, TBP and Frisky Doins). I trust this is to your liking.