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Night at Home
One night at home,I was all alone when my phone rang.It was in the middle of me playing blackops.I was in my game room which was awesome.it had a chandelier and to couches,one little one one big one.Their was also a VIZIO TV and it stood on aplace where we kept our games.I then got up and saw it was a unknown caller,thinking it was just a buismess man trying to tell me something or asking me questions so I answered,"Yes."
"Im watching you," said a creepy darth vader like voice while hovering in the air in a space ship above my house.Darth Vader then hung up.
"Oh crap,I think its Darth Vader," I said.
Next thing you know im calling Jalen, my friend and suddenly,I here a crash.Then a boom and then theres smoke everywhere.Then out of the smoke came Darth Vader.Then suddenly some creepy music comes on and im like this is not happening.Then I say,"Why did you crash into my house, are you mentally retarded,ride the short bus or what?"
"Pull out your lightsaber and lets see who rides the short bus," Darth Vader chuckled.
"OK, AAAAAHHHHH," I screamed as I ran knowing I was going to die as I charged Darth Vader.He then ran like a baby girl screaming mommy mommy with his crew.I even slightly saw his HELLO KITTY underpants.It was sad.Then I threw a bomb towards his ship and it killed them all and I had defeated Darth Vader.Then I saw Jalen sweating rapidly."Your late," I said.Then I screamed," I FRICKIN RULE!"

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Publication Date: 08-21-2011

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Dedication:
Blaze and me and family ya.

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