The Days I Need Coffee by Mountain Lion (great book club books txt) 📕

Hi, my name is Zephyrillis Jay, but most people call me Zeph. Yes, I am a girl I got questioned on Facebook and teased at shool about it. I'm pretty average, two best friends, straight A's, no boyfriend, and no unique talents. My hair is dirty blonde, curly, frizzy, puffy, annoying, obnoxious, ridiculous, ferocious, annoyng... wait alrealdy said that but you get the point I do not like my hair, my eyes are blue-steel color and I am well built but not fat. I live in the middle class so I'm not rich but not poor and I have family issues like everyone else on earth. My two best friends Kaylan and Bryn are amazeballs I trust them with my life unless Bryn had a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips then I would be a little weary. Kaylan is small and sporty and has brown features, but man i am warning ya do NOT get on her bad side once she body slammed a guy twice her size in front of a teacher all because he was teasing Bryn, he flew and she didn't get into any trouble not even a look from the teacher!(LOL) Bryn is about my size and is very lovable, by for the prettiest of all of us, she has had 6 boyfriends and we are only in high school, she's a heart breaker. We travel in packs like supernatural creatures, Bryn would be a Were-Wolf, loyal, feirce, loving. Kaylan would be a Valkyrie, not caring what others think, protective, and wise. I would be a Banshee protective, not trusting and bitchy when I need to be. Anyway its the first day back to school of 10th grade year (uhg) We walk into school as a pack Bryn, Kaylan and I in the front, I push in the big black doors of Freely High School and there he is King Asshole of the Asshole Kingdom, Tyler Ashton. God, I wanted to punch him so hard his teeth came out his ass and his testicles came back up through his throat and choked him to death. As we walked through the doors he rested his tan arm up against the door frame and had the guts to say "hey babes" I immediately wanted to throw up. I gave him the go fuck yourself look and walked over to the rest of my friends Devon, Ian, Izzy and Carmen.

 I wasn't 3 feet away from Carmen when I was triped by damn Jessica Rine Smith, yet another prerson I wanted to punch. Her and her friends all laughed when I fell over.

"oh look its the cluts and sluts of Freely" Jessica said in her high pitched annoying voice. Bryn helped me up and I dusted myself off and retorted quickly.

"oh look its Queen Bitch of the world, you look nice today did you put on Logan Forer's face." Jessica gasped and got all teary eyed and her friends messed with her make up and gave me death stares. I simply waved and said "twinkle fingers bitches" and walked off. I met Carmen in the middle of her conversation with Izzy.

"OMG did you see Marie's shoes they were GORGEOUS!" Carmen said and Izzy replied quickly 

"YES! I might need to steal them, I need them"

"Hey persons, how is it going" I croaked.

"Sorry about Jessica shes a bitch" Carmen wispered to make sure none of Jessica's followers heard.

"Not your fault, when Karma comes back to bite her in the ass its gonna be a bigger bitch than her LOL" I laughed it off "Its been worse."

"This is very true" Izzy said overly loud. I continued talking to Carmen before breaking away to stand with Bryn and Kaylan who were standing with their boyfriends Tallon and Seth.

"Hey single lady" Bryn said as clicked my way to them in a pair of red booty heals.

"wow way to rub that in" I laughed as I watched Kaylan hug her boyfriend Seth. I smiled really big and busted out dancing just to embarrass them they all turned there heads and made groaning noises and I busted into laughter.

"and you wonder why you don't have a boyfriend yet" Tallon said squinting at me and scrunching his nose. Bryn lightly punched him and I gave him a hurt puppy look. Just then is when Jessica walked up and sneered at me 

"begging him to be your boyfriend ha you would never get a guy like him" 

"Oh god no, no offence to Tallon but soooo not my type" I muttered. Jessica sneered at me once more and I clenched my hand into fists to keep from slapping her. Bryn placed her hand on my shoulder and Kaylan hugged me so hard I thought I was going to explode 

"when is ok to punch her" I asked. Seth was the one who replied 

"When you get the balls to" I new he was joking but I wasn't in the mood

"Well mabey I will rip your's off then I will have some" I glared at him and he flinched and I kinda felt bad but I wasn't feeling to good.

"hey don't talk like that to him" Kaylan said. Then I felt really bad.

"sorry Seth, Jessica just pisses me off"

"I think she pisses everyone off" Bryn wispered gently. I looked at her and sighed, the ten minute bell had not even gone off and I already wanted to kill people. 

First hour went ok besides the fact I got in trouble for talking to Carmen about shoes and I had to sit by Candey, Jessica's #1 fan (yippe skippie)

 it's like an hour governmental history and of course Jessica, fricking Jessica is in my freaking God dammit.I sat in the front row the third seat to the right and Jessica had to sit right behind me.

 "oh my god did you see her face it's like so ugly" Jessica's first snide comment in second hour. I whirled around and said "oh sorry did you look in the mirror again"t

Publication Date: 03-19-2015

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Dedication:
to my BFFs who make my days better" :)