WELP by BOATING SCHOOL (best english novels for beginners TXT) 📕

mk

 

lets begin with a simmple puns about winter

 

Dude, chill I didn't "snow" that was their That would be a cold thing to do That's very "ice" of you I got some "snow-man"

 

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Ok, now a good knock knock joke to ya'll haters <3

 

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-Why did the Chicken cross the road?  

 

                                                                                                                   -to go to the otherside?

 -no, to get to the Idiot's house

 Knock Knock

 

                                                                                                                                   -who's their?

 

 - THE CHICKEN!

(OOHHHHHHHHH-)

Text jokes :P

-Hello

-hi?

-It's me

-Is this a Fnaf reference?

-I was wondering if after all these

years you'd like to meet

-...Oh no

 

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-Minecraft is love 

 

-Minecraft is Life

 

-How can trees feel

 

-If they can't pull the knife

 

-If Babys could talk 

 

-their IQ will surprize

 

-even most smart people blinded by Lies

 

-2014 by idk who.

 

-wut?

 

when i bored

call me maybe parady by me and SkittletacularJay

 

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I caught a Jelly Fish

 

I took the Jelly out

 

I put in a Jar 

 

And ate it with toast.

 

Cooking Krabby parttys

 

Taking Orders

 

Giving it to custormors who are yelling.

 

Squidwar is sleeping

 

Me and Patrick are playing

 

Pattys are burning

 

MR. KRABS IS COUNTING MONEY

 

HEY! i just feed you

 

and this is akward

 

But here's you patty

 

so call me spngebob

 

and all the other snails

 

try to chase me

 

but here's your patty

 

so call me sponge bob

 

When i first started my new job

 

Mr.Krabs was

 

so very happy

 

veryy ha-ha-py

 

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thats all folks :D

 

 

 

 

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Publication Date: 02-23-2016

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Dedication:
When life gives you lemons, You use them in some way, ok? If life gives you school Do something about it If life turns you into Happy Potter You'll be a Wizard! when life gives you a boat LEARN FROM IT