Liar Liar Pants on Fire by Meli J Nightly (read along books TXT) ๐
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โHello?โ
โOh, itโs you.โ
โWell, do you want me to jump with joy when I hear the voice of a murderer?โ
โYes, a murderer.โ
โYou are
a murderer and I donโt like talking to murderers.โ
โDonโt you dare call me your accomplice.โ
โNo, Iโm not crying.But I feel like crying.โ
โI mean look at his body...โ
โI know you canโt see him, smart-ass.โ
โItโs just that... he never stood a chance with you.
And all because you were drunk!โ
โWhat do you mean โwho caresโ? You frivolous man!โ
โHe was only two years old!โ
โYeah well I wasnโt the one who killed him.โ
โIโm doing what you told me to do, okay? I feel bad
enough as it is.โ
โWerenโt you the one to tell me: โWe need to hide the bodyโ?โ
โYes, Iโm digging the hole for the body as we speak.โ
โIn the backyard.โ
โWell what did you want me to do, go in the woods for that?!โ
โNo one will see me!โ
โIโm telling you-โ
โUh-oh.โ
โHeโs here.โ
โJason. Jason is here.โ
โI thought he was out playing. Don't say I told you so! Wait, hold on...โ
โHe heard everything.โ
โWill you just wait?! And stop yelling at me!โ
โYup, heโs crying and he heard everything.โ
โWhy is it my fault?!โ
โI was not the one who killed the stupid rat looking
thingy.โ
โWhat? Gerbil? Oh! Now you want to get all technical with me.โ
โI told you we needed to tell him the truth!โ
โYes, I know heโs only four. But we cannot lie to our children. You killed it, now take responsibility.โ
โOh... oh wait. Jason donโt do that!โ
โHeโs taking the gerbil with him.โ
โNo! Put that thing down! No! Donโt you run away with it. Stop hugging it Jason!!โ
โYeah, heโs the one screaming like crazy.โ
โHeโs screaming: โLiar, liar pants on fire' and he doesn't want to let go of the squished gerbil.โ
โSee what you put your son through?"
โHeโs going to need a lot of therapy after this and so are you because I want a divorce!โ
โGood-Bye.โ
Publication Date: 06-10-2011
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