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โ€œHello?โ€

โ€œOh, itโ€™s you.โ€

โ€œWell, do you want me to jump with joy when I hear the voice of a murderer?โ€

โ€œYes, a murderer.โ€

โ€œYou are

a murderer and I donโ€™t like talking to murderers.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t you dare call me your accomplice.โ€

โ€œNo, Iโ€™m not crying.But I feel like crying.โ€

โ€œI mean look at his body...โ€

โ€œI know you canโ€™t see him, smart-ass.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s just that... he never stood a chance with you.
And all because you were drunk!โ€

โ€œWhat do you mean โ€˜who caresโ€™? You frivolous man!โ€

โ€œHe was only two years old!โ€

โ€œYeah well I wasnโ€™t the one who killed him.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m doing what you told me to do, okay? I feel bad
enough as it is.โ€

โ€œWerenโ€™t you the one to tell me: โ€˜We need to hide the bodyโ€™?โ€

โ€œYes, Iโ€™m digging the hole for the body as we speak.โ€

โ€œIn the backyard.โ€

โ€œWell what did you want me to do, go in the woods for that?!โ€

โ€œNo one will see me!โ€

โ€œIโ€™m telling you-โ€

โ€œUh-oh.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s here.โ€

โ€œJason. Jason is here.โ€

โ€œI thought he was out playing. Don't say I told you so! Wait, hold on...โ€

โ€œHe heard everything.โ€

โ€œWill you just wait?! And stop yelling at me!โ€

โ€œYup, heโ€™s crying and he heard everything.โ€

โ€œWhy is it my fault?!โ€

โ€œI was not the one who killed the stupid rat looking
thingy.โ€

โ€œWhat? Gerbil? Oh! Now you want to get all technical with me.โ€

โ€œI told you we needed to tell him the truth!โ€

โ€œYes, I know heโ€™s only four. But we cannot lie to our children. You killed it, now take responsibility.โ€

โ€œOh... oh wait. Jason donโ€™t do that!โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s taking the gerbil with him.โ€

โ€œNo! Put that thing down! No! Donโ€™t you run away with it. Stop hugging it Jason!!โ€

โ€œYeah, heโ€™s the one screaming like crazy.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s screaming: โ€˜Liar, liar pants on fire' and he doesn't want to let go of the squished gerbil.โ€

โ€œSee what you put your son through?"

โ€œHeโ€™s going to need a lot of therapy after this and so are you because I want a divorce!โ€

โ€œGood-Bye.โ€

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Publication Date: 06-10-2011

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